| Funny sexual experiences
Posted: 3/8/2007 8:47:40 PM | omg these are hilarious...........k i got one-i still can't stop laughing about it but i'm sure it's not as funny as others posted here.....
some background-i was 17 and was visiting my bf of 5 months(he was my "first" and i had moved back home and hadn't seen him in about 2 months at the time) p.s. i am a very very shy girl when around people i do not know very well lol
anyways i was staying for the weekend at his place and we ended up going to one of his older cousin's houses for a party(friends and family) the first nite i got there.....well finally, after wat seemed like forever, it was time for bed...we had both been drinking and seeing how i didn't really kno his cousin and cousin's wife or anyone else who was at this party, i was guzzling down the beer like it was going out of style lol.....so his cousin said we could sleep in his 3 yr old son's room-as the son was staying at his grandparents that nite.....so we ended up sleeping on the little kid's bed-which was not made to support the weight of 2 teenagers....well after about 20 min of hardcore drunken sex we were stopped dead by the loudest sound i have ever heard- "KABOOM!!!" followed by us falling with the bed onto the floor- and then the hysterical laughing of everyone who was at the party as they were all still up........i still to this day cannot look at any of them in the face without blushing and am constantly reminded of how "wild aden broke the poor kid's bed"
another funny one-i was with this older guy and after the bar scene we ended up going to a house party till about 6 or so in the morning......after that we ended up going for a "drive" and stopped on a hill-my suggestion lol to make out etc.....well seeing how we were both pretty tired/drunk and all we ended up giving up and tossed the "evidence" out the window and got dressed-it was raining and thundering/lightning out and he asked me if i would wake him up in about half an hour or so....i said sure and after watching the storm for a little while i also ended up falling asleep with him in my arms.......anyways about 3 hours later we are awaken by a knock on the window and a police officer standing outside the car in the pouring rain.....because we were both dressed and all the officer asked if "everything was alright" and we both said yes and got into the front seat to drive off.....the officer was on my side of the car and as i stepped out from the back seat i looked down at the officer's feet and right there beside him was the used condom and wrapper...i looked up at the officer's face and he had the biggest grin i have ever seen-i was so humiliated..but i felt even worse for the poor guy i was with as both the location and the fact that we slept there long enough to get caught were my fault lol
Sidenote: "i in no way condone drinking and driving, litering, or performing sexual acts in public places"
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