| Funniest pranks you ever played on people or were played on you
Posted: 6/4/2008 10:17:38 PM | | In the bar, my drunk smoker friend would leave his cigarettes on the bar and wander off....I would take the plastic swords they use for olives or cherries in drinks, break off about 1/4 to 1/2 inch off the end and put it in the end of the cig, use the rest of the sword to push it into the middle of the cig so that after a few puffs he'd hit that plastic and gag.......Funniest 2 things were, 1) he'd still leave the pack on the bar and walk off and 2) sometimes he was so drunk he never noticed the plastic although it stunk to no end....lol | |
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Posted: 6/6/2008 12:34:06 AM | Some people might not think this is funny but ......
Let me set the stage abit, my step-dad is a real TV hog, and at the time we only had one TV..... He'll just keep the remote and watch sports all day..... No one can get a word in edgewise for programming......
So one year when my parents came for Christmas, and after a day or so the TV situation got to be a little frustrating......
My Ex and I realized we had 2 remote controls for the TV, and all afternoon long we'd just change the TV channel......
So poof the TV would just change channel on its own, OMG..... he'd get so pissed
We'd have to leave the room we were laughing so hard tears would come. My mom figured it out but he never did.
Someone mentioned switching sugar and salt....... but if you go to a restuarant and put cellophane over the salt shaker and seal it back up...... Its pretty funny to watch people try and salt the food. repeatedly!!!!
At work, sometimes they will get the new guy to go into the housing areas and get air samples........... Which consists of filling a large trashbag with air. Its pretty funny to watch.
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Posted: 6/9/2008 9:12:38 AM | I work in the manufacturing sector; we have ample opportunites for pranking.
If you work with a two-finger-typist, this can be very funny:
Pry up the "m" and "n" keys and switch 'em.
A co-worker (ahem) did this one day. The victim tried for an hour to log on to the network; his password included an "m". He couldn't tell, it was masked by the ****'s. | |
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Posted: 10/22/2008 5:48:46 PM | | When the movie "The Ring" first came out on DVD, I had a bunch of friends over to watch it. On the special features it has the option to watch the killer video all the way through. So while my friends where engrossed in the movie I quietly dialed the house number on my cell phone. As soon as the movie ended I pressed call. When the phone started ringing my friends couldn't believe it. My friend the was standing closest to the phone just kept looking at the phone then at her boyfriend then back at the phone again. Nobody knew what to do. She was just about to answer the phone when I couldn't hold it anymore and just started cracking up. It was great! | |
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Posted: 10/22/2008 7:50:57 PM | here's one ....
Involving the local police dept. This is in the middle of winter and One of the officers, kinda an arrogant type, on his day off went to the local spa. Other officers noticed his car parked there... approached it and rolled down the drivers window and threw some broken windshield glass on the seat and floor.....
Upon seeing his car... the officer was pretty pissed.... he went to the car repair shoppe, and they didn't have a glass in stock, so they had to order one ... it would be a few days.
They watched him drive around in freezing temperatures and blustery days, with plastic for a window, for a week. Then he got the call his window glass was in.... so he took the car in for repair...
The service men removed the inside panal of the car door and located the window undamaged.... so they called him over and said... Do you want us to just roll this one up, or do you still want the new one installed.....
A classic!! | |
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Posted: 10/22/2008 7:59:46 PM | | one of the funniest things ive done is my best friend has a twin but they look nothing alike. this guy is 6'3 and no luck with girls and me and my friend found out he had a dating website. me n my friend had decicded to mess with him like the immature kids we are and we set up an account to talk to him. we ended talkin to him for two weeks or so and decided to turn this "girl" into a stalker. we sent him messages sayin we saw him at the store one day and followed him home and know where he lives and that we wanted to give ourselves up to him. we took it to the next level and hired one of our friends to come over to my friends house and bring oil and candles and the whole works and set up the biggest sex scene anyone has ever seen. it was perfect and when he walked in our friend ali was down to bra and panties waiting for him and the dude flipped out and locked himself in the bathroom crying until she left | |
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Posted: 10/22/2008 8:11:08 PM | My ex-fiance was diabolically cruel with his practical jokes. His fave consisted of taking a large greasy nut to an amusement park. He'd get into the second car of the roller coaster and wait as the coster made its slow ascent to the first peak. Just at the top he would pull the nut out of his pocket and tap the couple in the car in front, saying nervously,"This just came off of your car. Do you think it's important?" The look of terror is priceless!
One of his jokes turned bad though. He had rigged the vegetable sprayer in his sink with a rubber band to squirt his little brother in the face when he turned on the water. Much to his shock and dismay, it was Dad who turned the water on next, resulting in a crotchful of water and punishment for the poor instigator.
He was also a big "booby-trapper" with those string-pull poppers. Sometimes you couldn't open a drawer or door in the house without getting "popped". He also woke my son one 4th of July with a string of 100 black cats going off outside his window. The kid woke up, FAST!
Another good firecracker instance was peformed by my dear (legally blind) friend while he was hosting a party. His cousin had just gone upstairs to the bathroom and we knew it was a "sitter". Whereupon Joey laughs evilly when he notices his cousin hadn't locked the door. He grabbed a 20-pack of black cats, lit them and tossed them on the floor next to the toilet. Talk about sh!t flying! We all busted a gut as he took a literal "sh!t-fit" and it was so funny that Joey didn't even mind spending 20 minutes cleaning his bathroom. The scorch marks are on the linoleum to this day. But yeah, Blind Joey was an easy mark. In a dark bar you could move his drink 1 foot and it took him 10 minutes to find it. *giggle*
But by far my favorite joke that I personally pulled was on my dear, anal-retentive OCD-obssessed friend. She, as most women, has a lot of shoes. Her shoes were kept in special rubbermaid containers which were labeled as to color, style and heel height. Hee hee hee, I couldn't resist that day she was at work. I not only put blue shoes in the box for brown, but completely rearranged her black shoes so that no two shoes were together: a black flat with a black pump, a plack pump with a black ankle strap, etc. No shoe was in it's proper box. If you know anyone who is overly organized or anal you can see the true genius behind it and the true frustration it caused. I don't think she spoke to me for 2 weeks. C'est la vie. *muuuuahahahahahaha*
Rock on.
~m
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Posted: 10/22/2008 8:22:33 PM | | well this one took over a year to plan..k.. my buddy plays guitar usually at camp during out camp fires..well he is really protective of his guitar..so this is what happened.. a freind got me a guitar almost exactly the same as his...so we hid the old guitar untill the moment arised..he passed me his guitar so he could get some more beer while he was gone we swiched them..when he came back i stood up holding the guitar and held it over my head and smashed it on the ground. bang..it blew apart in many peices...he was just standing there looking at the parts all over.. then 30 sec later he seen that someone had the real guitar..he laughed so hard he cryed.. it was soo funny... oh ya he is kinda visually impared so it took longer to see that it wasn't his guitar i know it was mean but he is a prankster.. | |
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Posted: 10/27/2008 11:13:12 PM | | A coworker had a cat get in his car one day and it sprayed the dash. He cleaned it but the cat hit the clock and it hazed the plastic so he could never tell the time. After a week of airing and cleaning the dash, he left his windows open at work. There was a stray cat wandering around so I took a small cup of water outside and drizzled it on the driver's seat, right in the middle. I went back inside and told him there was a cat in his car. He ran outside and chased the cat, which was never in his car, off the property. He opened the door and saw the wet spot, got a rag and wiped it down. He put his nose to the spot and sniffed. This is a car with 150,000 miles on it and he was a pretty big guy. Also, this happened in Florida. He said, "That's funny, it doesn't smell like cat piss." (Ugh, yeah, it smells like your ass!) Well, he kept airing his car out all week and we saw him more than several times smelling the seat with the same comment. Who else can say they have made someone smell their own ass for a week? | |
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| Funniest pranks you ever played on people or were played on you
Posted: 10/28/2008 4:30:07 AM | | When I was in the army, I used to sleep on my back ( never rolled side to side ) and was a very sound sleeper. One night, the guys in my room ( 8 of us ) decided to unlease my combat boot's,, tie them to my ball's, and set them on my chest!!! When I woke up in the am, saw my boot's, grabed and chucked them as far as I could!!!! ouch!!!!!!! I have never slept on my back since!!! The bright side to this was,, I didn't sleep near the window ( we were on the second floor of the barracks!!!! ) | |
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| Funniest pranks you ever played on people or were played on you
Posted: 10/28/2008 10:06:28 AM | Alittle background to understand how the prank came about.....I am a teacher and my assistant invited my daughter and I to go to the movies with her and another friend. The other friend had been grieving over the loss of his grandmother so we were trying to take his mind off things. We had a nice dinner at Applebee's then went to the cinema to take in a movie. None seemed to stand out so my assistant suggested "Forgetting Sarah Marshall" it looks like a comedy and you all love to laugh. (note:my daughter is only 14) So if any of you know of the movie or have seen it, you would know that it is similar to an American Pie........needless to say my assistant (in her early 20s) was embarassed and frequently saying "OMG!" she would slide down in her seat in disbelief. That certainly entertained her friend......he was entertained by all of our reactions. From that......monthes later, my assistant (her name is Bobbie) had her 21st birthday. she thought I had forgotten when I belated on purpose. I went to a Apple Annies Bakery in Wilmington NC and had them print the front of the cover of the movie on her birthday cake with the words "Happy Birthday" at the top and "Forgetting Bobbie Marshall" at the bottom of the cake. I got these think sparkling candles that lit like sparklers. Brought it by at work when I was off one day and punked her with that cake. Needless to say, it was a priceless birthday surprise. wish I could post a pic of the cake and her red faced reaction.
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