| What's the most embarrassing ................................
Posted: 12/1/2005 1:49:18 PM | | making too much noise and then having the people in the room next door ask to be moved, but the staff at the resort, getting the wrong room and coming to tell me i could be moved cos of the noise being made next door and an apology, then both of us realising at the same time that they had the wrong room, and should have knocked next door! | |
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rj68
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Joined: 12/14/2004
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tamcon
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Joined: 7/30/2005
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| What's the most embarrassing ................................
Posted: 12/2/2005 9:44:38 AM | | I dont know if i should tell this one. I am really blushing thinking about it. Here goes. In 1981 I was emigrating to New Zealand with one of my mates. The company we were to work for paid the flight. The flight went from Glasgow to London to Amsterdam to some place in India then Hong Kong, where we had to stay for two nights. The first night there we decided to get a lady of the night. Over there it is completely different to here (not that I have had one here) So we went to this "brothel" and picked these absolutely stunning girls. At that time it was £30 which was mega dosh. Anyway the one I was with took me to this room and slowly took my clothes off. I was trying to mount her at every turn round but she calmly stopped me and proceeded to lead me to this massive big bath. She gently washed me with a soft cloth and scented soap. After the bath she brought me a beautiful meal and sat feeding me like a baby. It was magic. After about two hours I was like Blackpool tower. She took me to the bed and began to give me oral sex. Throughout all this time I was trying to manhandle her but she wouldnt let me. Eventually she came up and we kissed the most sensual kiss ever. I slipped my hand inside the kimono type thing she wore to caress the most gorgeous boobs ever I had the pleasure to touch. Anyway, I started to gently run my fingers across her back and down to the bottom. I began to slip my hand round to the front. I almost hit the ceiling like a frightened cat. Yes you got it... she was a lady boy. I really shit myself. I grabbed my clothes and ran out the room naked. I was putting my clothes on while trying to run to the foyer. When I got there my mate was sitting. He said nothing and I said nothing. We have never mentioned that day since. I believe he had the same experience as me as ant time we had been with females we always swapped notes, this time we didnt. | |
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| What's the most embarrassing ................................
Posted: 12/2/2005 10:42:21 AM | This was a ickle bit premeditated and did it whilst very drunk. There's a very pretty fountain with all sparkley lights around it. But it's in front of a well known leeds police station. Sssshhhh don't tell anyone will ya... But me and my mate put bubble bath in the fountain, bottles of the stuff. it was like something out of a cartoon sketch, the bubbles went everywhere. It even made the local paper. But remember don't tell anyone!!!  
oops this was suppose to go in the drunk thread, oh well slap my hands lol | |
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