| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/3/2007 10:53:42 AM | | Definately a good thing, but c'mon.. let's not get sauced.. I mean, a few glasses of wine.. to set the mood.... help the confidence...(lets not go crazy... we have to think eachother are attractive BEFORE we start drinking..) gets things nice and more easy going..... to let your inhibitions go, and LET ER BUCK!! | |
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| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/3/2007 10:54:47 AM | Definately a good thing, but c'mon.. let's not get sauced.. I mean, a few glasses of wine.. to set the mood.... help the confidence...(lets not go crazy... we have to think eachother are attractive BEFORE we start drinking..) gets things nice and more easy going..... to let your inhibitions go, and LET ER BUCK!!
keep in mind, we still want him to get a horny hard-on, and both have O's...... | |
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| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/4/2007 2:14:18 PM | There is nothing more sexually more unappealing to me than a drunk woman.
It's a Viagra antidote to me. | |
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| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/7/2007 6:20:37 AM | Well for those who want to get lucky with a drunk woman,here's a guide to the drinks you should buy her...
Drinks Show Your Personality
Before you order a drink in public, you should read this! Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could 'nail' a woman's personality based on what she drinks. Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:
PART A: WOMEN-DRINKS, WHO THEY ARE, & YOU!
Drink: Beer
Personality: Causal, low-maintenance; down to earth.
Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.
Drink: Blender Drinks
Personality: Flaky, whiny, annoying; a pain in the ass.
Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabana boy.
Drink: Mixed Drinks
Personality: Older, more refined, high maintenance, has very picky taste; knows EXACTLY what she wants.
Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. If she's interested, she'll send YOU a drink.................
Drink: Wine (does not include White Zinfandel)
Personality: Conservative and classy; sophisticated yet giggles.
Your Approach: Tell her you love to travel and spend quiet evenings with friends.
Drink: White Zinfandel
Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually, she has NO clue.
Your Approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...this should be an easy target.
Drink: Shots
Personality: Likes to hang with frat-boy pals and looking to get totally drunk... and naked.
Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. You have been blessed. Nothing to do but wait, however, be careful not to make her mad!
Drink: Tequila
No explanations required - everyone just KNOWS what happens there.
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PART B: MAN-DRINKS & WHO THE MEN ARE!
THEN, there is the MALE addendum -- The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut:
Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.
Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid .
Wine:
He is hoping that the wine will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.
Whiskey: He doesn't give a damn about anything but getting laid.
Tequila: He is thinking he has a chance with the toothless waitress.
White Zinfandel: He's gay
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| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/7/2007 6:43:13 AM | | They definately mix, the better question is how well do they mix. I'd have to say that my experiences with sex and drinking kinda have a mixed result. There are times when I can't cum at all and last forever and time when it doesn't work at all and times when he pops off pretty quick. | |
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| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/8/2007 7:15:53 AM | | not too much as its brewers droop or "youre ma beshtest friend in the world you are" , but a couple seems to loosen up some folk. | |
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| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/8/2007 8:04:20 AM | I have found that mixed drinks work most well to initiate sex...however, the man must be aware of the dread d.d.s.b.a.p. -- dead****syndrome by alcohol poisoning -- cuz then my friends they must definetely do not mix.
As for Kong's libation of choice -- Margaritas as openers, champagne to pique interest (and to apply to various body parts), and tequila to loosen the chains | |
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| sex and drinking do they mix
Posted: 3/8/2007 8:09:10 AM |
sex and drinking do they mix
Only if you do it doggy style and use her back to hold your drinks.
Otherwise its very difficult to drink and screw. | |
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