| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 12/11/2005 12:28:30 AM | Hi, I'm a little old lady who lives all alone, except for one ****cat. Oh, I mean pu$$ycat. Goddamned website! Won't let an old grandma talk about her pu$$y.  | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 12/22/2005 10:24:49 PM | | When he started making very ugly, goofy, slap stick faces....to make me laugh. I thought it was bizzarre and very strange... | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 12/23/2005 5:29:33 AM | On our third date, everything was going fantastic
When suddenly these 3 HUGE guys come out of the walls and start asking her to smoke pot with them. So I'm thinking what the hell? They leave quickly after and she told me those were her 'pot buddies' she's known since college.
I told her on our first date I don't do drugs and I don't want a girlfriend that does drugs. | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 12/23/2005 8:45:59 AM | Date killer for me....
When a chick tries to convince me that I should try cramming battery operated devices up my ass because she knows I'l like it....
I killed that date by telling her how I constantly fantasized about blowing my ex's brains out with my revolver.
That pretty much guaranteed that I wouldn't have to hear from her again and it worked like a charm! | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 12/23/2005 10:06:21 AM | The simple words of the great Homer J. Simpson will quickly and safely get you out of any date..... "I am gay" | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 12/23/2005 10:18:51 AM | Guys it goes two ways............we are having a fantasatic day and then when the day is gone despite apparent plans to the contrary we never ever hear from you guys again.
have a brighter new year | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 12/23/2005 1:18:19 PM | | OK evryone I have been having a crappy xmas and I have to tahnk you all this has been the most entertaining forum I have ever read. | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 1/3/2006 11:32:41 AM | | The other day I mentioned to someone in an email that I had watched "Richard" Clark on New Year's Rockin' Eve and commented on how his speech had been affected by his stroke. Imagine my surprise when I found that "D i c k" had been replaced with ****. What are we here, children who have to be protected? | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 1/3/2006 11:39:31 AM | | Ok... how about going to see The Passion of the Christ with someone you have been seeing semi-seriously for about 4 months, and 5 minutes after the actual movie has started her boss (a seriously weird guy, I never understood why he thought he had a right to try to tell her what to do in her off hours, though I do now) comes into the theatre, scans the crowd to find you, then when you expect him to start talking to her he instead reaches around her and grabs you by the neck and starts pounding on you. He then attacks you again in the lobby so the police are called. On the way out of the theatre, she reveals that "Michael", the guy she used to date and that you know she is still conflicted about is actually "John"... the married boss she has been sleeping with for 5 years right under the nose of his wife who works in the company too. | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 2/9/2006 1:20:17 PM | When my date criticizes my sons and the way I am raising them. As soon as she finishes her lecture she is history.  | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 2/9/2006 2:34:42 PM | | well on a first date with a really cute guy all was goin well, had dinner, watched a film etc. Then we were walkin and talkin when he says ' i bet you're a good little shag'. wasn't at all impressed. we've met since and i do kinda like him but i hate when men do that. there was no need to mention sex at all. just comes off a bit sleazy. haven't known how to take him since, maybe i just dont get his sense of humour. | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 2/9/2006 3:50:04 PM | | i had a online date from hell...Guy shows up and looks much older than his picture...we go to see a concert.. he excuses himself to use the toilet..he comes back and gives me a big smile,i notice something is different..he must of noticed the look on my face because then he says i had to take them out they were hurting my mouth...that was the first and last date.. | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 2/9/2006 7:24:39 PM | | About 10 minutes after meeting the guy, he asked me if he could f*** me... buzzkill | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 2/10/2006 12:38:09 AM | | Well to start with, you need to have an alibi, then, poison I find is a convenient fashion, however some have a flare for the dramatic and require more… wait, we are talking about something else here aren’t we, he he… | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 2/10/2006 6:33:04 AM | The best killer is when the convo is 1 sided with you having to resort to questions like, whats your favorite color?
There was this one girl I went out with and I swear she answered 80% of all my questions with either an "I don't know" or a "I guess"
That kills a date quick. | |
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 4/16/2006 6:07:24 PM | I was afraid this might have killed it... but I guess she's a special lady 
After chatting on icq for about 6 months I drove to Montreal from Toronto to meet her... on the way I had 3 egg salad sandwiches and 10 pepperoni sticks... needless to say I was violently gaseous that evening lol.
It all started bubbling out when she gave me a hug.. I couldn't hold it anymore... out came a toot, followed by a vile smell... and she laughed.
So gas isn't always the end  | |
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Joined: 3/12/2006
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| How to Kill a Date
Posted: 4/17/2006 2:00:50 AM | How to kill a date:
1. don't bother to show up;
2. during the date, very rarely make eye contact when in conversation;
3. come across as cold and dis-interested;
4. show little or no interest in the other person;
5. when answering a question keep it a brief one-liner with no enthusiasm;
6. speak only when spoken to;
7. when you first show up, be late and tell the other person you can't stay long;
8. what until you get home before sending a dear John or Jane e-mail stating that you "just want to be friends" or that you've decided that you don't want to pursue a relationship.
All the above have happened to me. But no more. I look at it this way, if I don't ask a girl on a date I won't get rejected. | |
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