| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/17/2006 10:04:14 PM | # infinity +4:
feel free to start a thread in the "current events" forum, despite the fact that you can't spell words like "governmet" | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/18/2006 3:38:51 AM | ^^^
Rule: Always post answers on threads to correct peoples spelling errors. It is much appreciated by everyone who reads the forums! We have plenty of time to read it all as we have nothing better to do with our time. Personal jabs at individual posters scores major bonus points with everyone. Freedom of speech and individual opinions is open to ridicule even though we live in a free society.
Rule: Make sure you say you "live life to the fullest!" and "Will try anything at least once" or are "open minded" or looking to meet open minded people. This will entice really nice level headed people to e-mail you right away.
Rule: Make sure you state you are "Looking For Long Term" in your profile. So they don't confuse you with the serial dater that you are.
Rule: Make sure you state "If your here to chat... Get Lost" Because hey... you don't want to talk you just want to meet and F*ck. | |
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Posted: 3/20/2006 4:50:19 PM | | hey whats up fellow pof people im new in town but learning fast thanks to all who write . a few things i have come accross in my search are woman who are so full of it . like for starters i live in one room i have 2 dogs and a cat and think you should buy me a pure breed puppy. even though we havent ever met. im to busy to call you. but yet im sitting home and its so lonely here. what a load of crap. that was just one. another favorite is prefer not to say. is it just me or does that mean yes.and lets not forget a picture no pics are a real shot in the dark. i have looked at many diferent pics and compaired them to what the person thought of themselves and i have to go with the pic.i dont have a great pic up but its there.and its me. all im trying to say is fools rush in take some time to get to know the people.a well written profile doesent mean squat. talk and learn thanks for reading jr | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/20/2006 5:19:31 PM | dont forget to state that you are multi-faceted. (what does that mean? your either schitzophrenic? or a diamond tennis bracelet?)
also if your a short female. add that you will not date anyone under 6"9"
oh yeah -must earn at least 150k year | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/20/2006 6:46:01 PM | | If you are a new fish, do yourself a favour and leave this site while you still can. people on here more often than not never say what they really want and love to play games. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/21/2006 3:20:19 PM | | who could leave after watching all the people getting reemed. -(and i thought the IRS was cruel) this is the train wreck that never ends (pile the bodies up over there....) | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/21/2006 4:24:12 PM | | Sweet Sensations...you make me laugh. Funniest thread ever!! | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/22/2006 7:56:38 PM | | Thanks all for the forum posts on the string "New Fish, Please Read" LMAO. I will read more when I have time (and no I'm not sitting here in my wedding dress LOL). | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/22/2006 8:19:28 PM | King, I'm going to test it. I changed my profile
Too funny, and tempting. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/22/2006 9:48:10 PM | | And the number one thing if you're a woman. Don't forget to add into your profile .............. "Work like you don't need money, Love like you've never been hurt, And dance like no one's watching." | |
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Posted: 3/23/2006 6:10:49 AM | | Oh my heck, my veil just got caught, mmph, in the cord. I need a wireless mouse. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/23/2006 10:33:56 AM | CoffeeNcreme u are truly terrible!!
 I laughed my ass off!!!! I'm one of these people who was honest and up front, but
after only 6 days here it is all one big joke!!! I call this the 2 day freindship site cause after chatting for 2 days, the guys seem to drop like flies when you don't want to meet them within 3 hours or chat about sex all night! I am not insulting allmen on here, just relating my personal experience. I'll probably stay on here just for the laughs!  | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/23/2006 2:42:21 PM | HOW TO SELECT THE KIND OF RELATIONSHIP YOU WANT
subsection 23
i) if you are married or a player be sure to choose long term as the type of relationship you are looking for.
ii) if you are seeking an intimate encounter be sure to choose long term as the type of relationship you are looking for.
iii)if you want to trick a victim into loving you forever, be sure to choose intimate encounter and post lots of almost porn(mostly works on those who are X chromazone dominant)
iiii) if you are unsure of your sexual preferce, by all means put your self in the long term catagory....i am sure that after messing with enough people of the opposite sex there will only be your gender left who would have you
wish # 812
meet a "Digger" right away so you can have all the above mentioned clarrified for you.... | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/23/2006 5:03:53 PM | I'm sure this has been said already, but here goes...
Ladies, make sure you take a close up shot of your t*ts. No face, no waist, nothing but cleavage. Furthermore, make sure you emphasize how you hate the "hey baby, when we gonna hook up" emails, or dudes sending pictures of their c*cks. Clearly, by your photo you are about way more than just sex. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/24/2006 9:12:22 PM | | list "clubbing" as one of your only interests, then use the "about me" section to describe how you are sick of the bar seen. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/25/2006 4:28:14 AM | | Note: to the guys who say they are just interested in talk/chat, its agood idea not to include the prison guard in the background of your pic. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/29/2006 7:28:58 PM | Hey Photonut73,
Hope you don't mind if I borrow that word "ecoextremist"? I figure I'll slap it right on top and see if I scare the fish away.
Thanks! | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/29/2006 7:35:40 PM | lmao...that is so funny....do ppl really do that?...gezz I mean..the lie will be reveled when you meet | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 3/29/2006 8:01:23 PM | Yeah and you must have that hot picture of your car or boat or......yeah yeah.......that harley....now that is the ticket......that really makes me interested in knowing you!!!!! Talk about a turn on....................NOT!!!!!!!!!!! LOL | |
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