| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/2/2008 3:33:23 AM | not read this all the way through so sorry if it's been said
Why is it i have "no alcoholics" and "i'll never date anyone that drinks more than a couple of pints a week" on my profile and i get messages from blokes with pics of them peed as a fart?
And then they tell me "i don't drink often, just a few times a week i'll have 6 pints or so"
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/2/2008 3:46:26 AM | Remember, once you have made contact to talk about yourself, all the time, and make sure you have absolutley nothing in common with the other persons interests,
dont listen to anything they say, and if you actually read their profile in the first place make sure you mention how much you dislike all the things they love....... Make it clear you are only interested in the way they look ..........
Oh and dont forget to go on and on about your x | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/2/2008 3:53:32 AM | My absolute favourite is when the person tell you how attractive and good looking they are
and that their friends and family think they are great guys, etc......
NEXT | |
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Joined: 3/2/2008
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/4/2008 4:06:19 PM | Continue through with these steps:
Post a thread talking about your mental conditions
Post a thread talking about a POF Liaison to e-mail ladies 1 mile outside their restriction. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/19/2008 9:09:04 AM | Include ever 'Mail Setting' they offer, with a narrow age range, then start yet another post WHINING about how nobody ever contacts you :smilie | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/19/2008 9:42:46 AM | | And don't forget to "HIDE YOUR PROFILE" people love playing hide and seek!!! | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/19/2008 5:43:29 PM | 36).....Include the phrase or phrases
NO DRAMA, DRAMA-FREE, PLEASE NO DRAMA, BARFOLA ON DRAMA,
DRAMAQUEENS U SUCK!, ALLERGIC 2 DRAMA, DRAMA GET LOST....
or other similiar requests......of course don't note that many men create this drama
they hate by girlfriend promises, I'm a good guy promises, and give me all you've
got promises...then bail out, and complain about ALL THE DRAMA OUT THERE...
4 c o l (crying out loud) | |
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Posted: 5/19/2008 6:53:27 PM | # What?..... guys, make sure you post a pic of yourself that makes you look like you are running for president of the "he man, woman haters" club and then descibe yourself as a nice guy with a great sense of humor ......ayeeeeee!!!!
# What and one....State that you feel and act much younger than you are.....just what I wanted! A 50 year old man that acts 15! This sort of confirms why those drugs you used are illegal (obvious brain damage).
# What and two.....be sure to have piles of trash and especially a countertop and sink full of dirty dishes as the background in your photo, and don't forget the dirty t-shirt...women are just out there desperately searching for a man to clean up after!
This is definitely the funniest thread going and o so true...ummm I need to fix a few things in my profile...LOL | |
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Posted: 5/20/2008 4:44:42 PM | | O yes and please make sure you make it plain that your job just keeps you so busy that it leaves you little time for anything else.....ummmm and you are on a singles site for????? I just love dating someone who has no time for dating......... | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 8:03:11 AM | | I know EVERYONE has already said how freakin' funny this thread is...but, I gotta add my ROFLMAO! This has been incrediby enlightening! Thanks, Coffeencreme! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:10:21 PM | If your female dont forget to have pictures from when you were 19 and really hot.
That way when he meets you he will collapse in horror  | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/22/2008 3:01:46 PM | #84,867
If you live in Canada, be sure to message a man/woman in Texas b/c that's where your soul mate is. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 3:11:08 PM | Men if your bald we want to see pics of you with hair and leisure suits from the 70's..........Oh ya hot hot hot..............
And tell us how sexual and sensual you are...we'll deal with the ED later. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 4:23:51 PM | | dbndon, I think you're being overly critical of Windsorfun, she is making light of something, sharing chuckles and laughs .... drop your "Shield Of Seriousness" and join us in another round of laughter *hands dbndon big icey cold mug* | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 6:17:09 PM | Oh and make sure you post pics with the kids because thats just so cute.
And fill in the whole profile like this###########################
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these things. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 6:54:00 PM | | Please include a photo in your profile taken straight from a magazine ad, preferably with you holding a product....that will make me want to date you AND buy the product. If you are a shy man, don't post a picture of yourself but please remind me that you are considered extremely handsome by members of the opposite sex. After all, why should my opinion count when I have yours? | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 5/22/2008 7:11:35 PM | also be sure you bash every man/woman on the site to make up for your "trust issues" then come baawlling about how the man or woman of your dreams ruined you for life. | |
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