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Posted: 5/4/2008 4:06:19 PM | Continue through with these steps:
Post a thread talking about your mental conditions
Post a thread talking about a POF Liaison to e-mail ladies 1 mile outside their restriction. | |
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Posted: 5/19/2008 9:09:04 AM | Include ever 'Mail Setting' they offer, with a narrow age range, then start yet another post WHINING about how nobody ever contacts you :smilie | |
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Posted: 5/19/2008 9:42:46 AM | | And don't forget to "HIDE YOUR PROFILE" people love playing hide and seek!!! | |
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Posted: 5/19/2008 5:43:29 PM | 36).....Include the phrase or phrases
NO DRAMA, DRAMA-FREE, PLEASE NO DRAMA, BARFOLA ON DRAMA,
DRAMAQUEENS U SUCK!, ALLERGIC 2 DRAMA, DRAMA GET LOST....
or other similiar requests......of course don't note that many men create this drama
they hate by girlfriend promises, I'm a good guy promises, and give me all you've
got promises...then bail out, and complain about ALL THE DRAMA OUT THERE...
4 c o l (crying out loud) | |
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Posted: 5/19/2008 6:53:27 PM | # What?..... guys, make sure you post a pic of yourself that makes you look like you are running for president of the "he man, woman haters" club and then descibe yourself as a nice guy with a great sense of humor ......ayeeeeee!!!!
# What and one....State that you feel and act much younger than you are.....just what I wanted! A 50 year old man that acts 15! This sort of confirms why those drugs you used are illegal (obvious brain damage).
# What and two.....be sure to have piles of trash and especially a countertop and sink full of dirty dishes as the background in your photo, and don't forget the dirty t-shirt...women are just out there desperately searching for a man to clean up after!
This is definitely the funniest thread going and o so true...ummm I need to fix a few things in my profile...LOL | |
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Posted: 5/20/2008 4:44:42 PM | | O yes and please make sure you make it plain that your job just keeps you so busy that it leaves you little time for anything else.....ummmm and you are on a singles site for????? I just love dating someone who has no time for dating......... | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 8:03:11 AM | | I know EVERYONE has already said how freakin' funny this thread is...but, I gotta add my ROFLMAO! This has been incrediby enlightening! Thanks, Coffeencreme! | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 2:10:21 PM | If your female dont forget to have pictures from when you were 19 and really hot.
That way when he meets you he will collapse in horror  | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 3:01:46 PM | #84,867
If you live in Canada, be sure to message a man/woman in Texas b/c that's where your soul mate is. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 3:11:08 PM | Men if your bald we want to see pics of you with hair and leisure suits from the 70's..........Oh ya hot hot hot..............
And tell us how sexual and sensual you are...we'll deal with the ED later. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 4:23:51 PM | | dbndon, I think you're being overly critical of Windsorfun, she is making light of something, sharing chuckles and laughs .... drop your "Shield Of Seriousness" and join us in another round of laughter *hands dbndon big icey cold mug* | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 6:17:09 PM | Oh and make sure you post pics with the kids because thats just so cute.
And fill in the whole profile like this###########################
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these things. | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 6:54:00 PM | | Please include a photo in your profile taken straight from a magazine ad, preferably with you holding a product....that will make me want to date you AND buy the product. If you are a shy man, don't post a picture of yourself but please remind me that you are considered extremely handsome by members of the opposite sex. After all, why should my opinion count when I have yours? | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 7:11:35 PM | also be sure you bash every man/woman on the site to make up for your "trust issues" then come baawlling about how the man or woman of your dreams ruined you for life. | |
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Posted: 10/18/2008 10:31:43 AM | OMG, Coffeencreme you are my new hero! This thread is frickin' HILARIOUS!!!
forget about checking my inbox today!! I'm grabbing me a big ass, bag of chips and trolling through this thread!!!!
I vote CoffeeNCreme for PRESIDENT!!! | |
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Posted: 10/18/2008 4:34:32 PM | | that is to funny! lmao! you forgot my personal favorite, " my children come first and will always be the most important thing in my life" nothing like being told right up front you will always be second, possibly less in someones life! I really want to date this person! Maybe I will come in right under their pets! | |
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Posted: 10/19/2008 12:25:09 AM | | Wow, if I had recognized this one before I married I might not be on my way to a divorce. Good call Diamondgirl and oh so true, funny but true. | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 6:16:41 PM | To me this forum is timeless…. Just love rereading it. The oldies are the goodies….
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Posted: 8/9/2009 6:38:27 PM | Be sure to get all your friends to make a profile so they can write testimonials about you like: Oh if he/she didn't live so far away I would take him/her for myself.,,Guys/Girls, give this one a chance they are definately a hottie.
And don't forget to use the smilies like these     We all love those!!! | |
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Posted: 8/9/2009 7:23:32 PM | Please be sure to tell us how picky you are. Otherwise, we may think you are just your garden variety loser that can't get a date. | |
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Posted: 10/24/2009 1:01:23 PM | ooh, ooh, how 'bout these!!
101. List your education as Graduate degree, and then make lots of obvious grammatical mistakes which betray your lack of education. After all, that mixology correspondence course counts as post-secondary education, n'est pas?
102. If you are married, and you have argued with your spouse, make sure you list your status as 'separated'.
103. If you spend most of your spare time watching TV, make sure you emphasize all the quality time you spend in the gym.
104. Make sure you describe your interests as 'too many to list', and put an equally brief profile....nothing is more intruiging than the lack of information.
105. Make a list of all the really great stuff you've been putting off doing because you are single....after all, you're NOTHING without a boyfriend/girlfriend.
106. Add the line 'have almost given up hope', or 'dating sucks' to your profile. Nothing is more attractive than abject despondency!!
:)
have a FAB day everyone!! | |
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Posted: 10/24/2009 1:21:54 PM | Lost track of what number we're at. Hilarious post!! Love it.
Be sure to state how you like to groom your horses more than be with women because your horses appreciate you, are always happy to see you , and never complain that you're not 6' tall dark and handsome. And make sure we see at least 8 pics of your horses and 1 very grainy, goofy far away pic of you and your horse. And when all else fails, say you want to go back to Texas because the women in Toronto are all cold and unfriendly. Then quote other sites that confirm that.
Then write to me and ask me if I'm interested in you- except I have to wade through 60 lines, single spaced, no paragraphs of complaints about the women here. | |
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Posted: 11/15/2009 12:48:34 PM |
And a few more:
NEVER,EVER do a thread search. If you want to start a thread with the same theme as 2 million others ,you go ahead. We love that!
And a little bit of dating advice:
The first phone call is always a good time to admit you shaved 3 years off your age.
The first date is a good time to admit it was actually 6.
4th date is the time to admit you lied about the fact you smoke when your profile says you don't.
OMG!!! Too funny!! I actually met a PoFer who did this!!
Addy, I love your 'gold member' comment!! I'm not gonna quote it here cuz it's more fun if everyone reads your post (message 444).
Dayum, why does the OP live so far away!! | |
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