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Posted: 12/7/2005 5:45:39 PM | | Another good thing to do is to post pictures of yourself with one or more friends, and do not indicate which person you are in the picture. Keeps 'em guessing. If you have pictures of yourself posing with strippers, beer girls, ring girls, or just cute chicks at a bar, it's a good idea to post them too, so everyone will know you have had hot chicks before, and who are you to settle? | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 5:56:13 PM | 31) If you send out an email and they respond with no thanks, respond with an argumentative personal attack. Be sure to say, "You're fat and ugly and I was just being nice anyway."
32) Make sure she knows you're a skrong man.
33) Stress how intellegent you are. | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:05:52 PM | Also, we love photos of you with your ex draped all over you. Actually, we can't always tell it if it's your son, your dad or your ex but we love guessing about it.  | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:07:39 PM | Please, never never never forget to tell us how "nice" you are!!
This thread is too much... LOL!!!!!
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:11:44 PM | | Step 34) Forget to follow the format and number your steps when posting examples in this thread. | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:26:55 PM | Step # 35 Always mention 'honest' in your profile.
....after all, a dishonest person would never say this. | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:29:48 PM | #36) The super duper triple action combo:
a)Picture = blue square
b)About Me = "If you want to know anything about me just ask"
c)All drop down menus = "Prefer not to say"
I'm creaming and dreaming of the guy who diplays such monumantal displays of effort to prove he is taking this dating thing seriously. Hey - who cares what he looks like? Blue boxes make me hot - especially if there is a promise of an "average" body attached to it...Where IS that wedding dress and box of condoms.... | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:36:17 PM | #37)Dont forget to mention that you love life. (It will screen out those of us who are bitter and hate it)
Remember: Life should be like one big swinging tampon commercial. Hike! Bike! Swim! Live!
Also (shhhh..) dont let on that you spend your saturday nights not really living - but relentlessy trolling online dating sites instead... | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:43:38 PM | Professions aren't important to people these days.
Under profession, on your profile, put:
I work...
or tell you later...
or something else cute.
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Posted: 12/7/2005 6:53:38 PM | | Effective emails to send to women are " u r hot" or "i love ur tits." | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 7:41:20 PM | #30
Despite what you hear "looking for a good time" is NOT reserved for toilet stalls on the highway sides.
We ALL want you to tell us that you're "looking for a good time" (I think it may be you showing us class) | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 8:02:52 PM | 40) Word your profile like an ad in a newspaper......SDF, 5'1", BR. HR. GR.EYES....yada, yada, yada....like you're paying for every character you type!!!!
JJ
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Posted: 12/7/2005 8:04:15 PM | | 41) As soon as you get pissed off at your inbox, start a thread about the other sex's shallowness. | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 8:06:10 PM | 42) Type i your location as somewhere ridiculous....and then use your real postal code!!! BUSTED!!!!!
JJ
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Posted: 12/7/2005 8:21:38 PM | most people on here are looking for the impossable ........the 10 per cent you are the least bit attracted to are looking for some thing way above themselves get real people ,,i like the ones who i have contacted who say i have met a fish and see wereit goes and never deletes there profile ,,lol   | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 8:50:43 PM | Step 43
Let's not forget personals are a two-way street. Three words: send, send, send! Come up with a generic one line sentence you can send to EVERY ad of the opposite sex. (P.S. If you're a guy go ahead and send the sentence to the hot lesbians. They might convert!)
Step 44
Don't take "no thank you" for an answer. If they haven't blocked your username, THEY'RE STILL INTERESTED! | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 9:12:19 PM | Jeopardy and Simmah.....numbers 40 and 41.......
Step # 45 Always note that you can stay home and do nothing or dress up and go out.
Very few people can do this. | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 10:38:43 PM | Just put Prefer Not to Say in every section
People love mystery | |
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Posted: 12/7/2005 10:44:01 PM | 31) If you are a guy, post pictures of yourself with dead fish. This is sure to
#1)show that you are such a great huntsman that you can bag a poor defenseless sea creature
#2)prove that you can provide
#3)prove that you are not afraid to get your hands stinky | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 12:07:16 AM | | Never pass up an opportunity to bash "fat chicks." Think of as many insulting terms for them as you can, to post in the forums. This will impress everyone with your maturity. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 1:00:10 AM | | Step #46 My personal fav for women : Make sure you have a pic in a Bikini while mentioning how intellectual you are and tired of all the superficial guys mailing you. | |
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