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Posted: 12/8/2005 1:01:12 AM | 31.Dont for get if you go on a date just talk about your self and how great you are your penis size and dont for get to maul the lady or be drunk as  | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 1:02:27 AM | 32 ps dont for get to talk about the ex or exes and how great you were together | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 1:07:15 AM | Step #46 My personal fav for women : Make sure you have a pic in a Bikini while mentioning how intellectual you are and tired of all the superficial guys mailing you.
Whew! I'm so glad you specified this was for women. Although there's nothing like a good male cleavage shot to turn up the heat for the ladies. OK guys, bend over and show us what you've got. lol We'll respect you. Sincerely. I love plumbers. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 1:28:22 AM | Go to heroic lengths to make yourself indistinguishable from ever other person on the system. You know, I am honest, intelligent, outgoing, spontaneous. love walks. love dogs. looking for the real deal.  | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 3:03:03 AM | Re: post number 52-- I'll let you in on a little secret, phalcon. The boob shots have a subliminal IQ of the woman located in the cleavage, somehow that fails to come through on here, and they get all kinds of unwanted attention from those who fail to 'sense' the IQ of the poster.
Re: post number 55--The IQ of the man in the plumberbutt pics is also hidden subliminally in the buttcrack. Maybe that's why those pics are a rare but treasured find. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 3:08:44 AM | Don't forget to say how much you love to cuddle on the couch.....
Oh and go for long walks on the beach!
Yawn LOL | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 4:45:46 AM | @Frrosty....I think you missed my point on that one.....I'm not trying to hide where I live!!
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Posted: 12/8/2005 5:11:55 AM | | Especially long walks on the beach where they live in Kansas lol | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 5:22:27 AM | So that is why you posted the quote instead of a picture of you? | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 5:22:39 AM | #33: If you can't find anyone to take your photo for you,
you can do it yourself in the bathroom mirror with your cell phone cam...
the shower curtain makes a great back drop...
and for the guys, don't forget to pull up your shirt and show the pack!
#34: Leave the photo at right angles...
no one would believe you could edit it a bit before posting it on POF
#35: If you scan in your old photos please leave
LOTS of white space around them
so the pics are tiny and hard to see.
#36: Don't forget to include at least one photo of you flippin' the bird | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 5:24:51 AM | | So that is why you posted the quote instead of a picture of you ~Deborah~ ? | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 5:46:21 AM | | My favourites are the one's with photo's of themselves fishing and on boats or in the water... Personally I hate fishing and water sports.. It aint gonna do it for me...oh oh and the one's who have to prove how popular they are by using the photo's with the ex girlfriend or wife...eeeww..Oh and I love the one's that say I live life to the fullest..and enoying all that life has to offer...gag...who doesn't...Nah not me...Where are all they life wasters and people who just wanna get it over with and be done with life...boy I'll tell ya..it's hard to find a good man...Oh Oh ..and I also love the one's that put the good looking guy's down by describing themselves as having way more brains and intelligence than all the empty air head pretty boy's...I had one like that..some kinda chip on his shoulder I think...I don't care how intelligent you are...if ya aint pretty I aint gonna wanna look at you talking to me all night...aaaggghh...shallow but true.. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 6:14:20 AM | do come across as extremely sensitive and bitter,people find that so attractive.
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Posted: 12/8/2005 6:19:04 AM | | I like the ones with the guys with no shirts as their main photo, and the rest of their pics of them giving the finger, or the always attractive "double finger." This drives me wild with desire. The kissy "thug face" is always a plus too. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 6:31:59 AM | Funniest post of the day!!!!!!
No idea what # we are at but make sure you sound angry while telling us how nice you are.
And never, ever re read what you wrote for spelling & grammar, we hate well written intelligent profiles. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 6:40:28 AM | it never fails to turn my mind to instant desire when you trash a girl when trying to incite her interest.
love the vague profiles ---just breathes mystery --- then again that could be boredom --- or better yet minimalistic art | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 6:41:45 AM | Remember: Life should be like one big swinging tampon commercial. Hike! Bike! Swim! Live
This cracked me up. But don't all woman live there monthlies that way,hahahahha | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 7:05:57 AM | Dont forget to rant and rave in your profile about what a crazy psycho hose beast your ex was.......and then in the next line talk about how you dont have time for negativity...and how you never have anything bad to say about anyone......Also ,if youre really looking to make women warm for your form ,post frequently in as many threads as you can find having to do with your love of porn hahaha
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Posted: 12/8/2005 8:29:56 AM | Numbers are all screwed up so I will follow Indi's lead and go with....
Step #69 Put so many restrictions on your mail setting that no-one could possibly contact you and then start a thread asking why you aren't getting any mail.
Step #69 Read funny threads and always take it personally. Then respond to it just to publicly demonstrate your over sensitivity and lack of humour.
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Posted: 12/8/2005 8:52:40 AM | Here's a serious one. Especially for the guys. There's something up to the left that
says "sent mail." Do not click on it. It seems to upset so many people to know
the fate of that message they rattled off with the other ten last night. Save yourself
some heartache.  | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 9:12:23 AM | Be sure to mention you are looking for your soulmate. Then the one other person who is looking for theirs is sure to find you.
Have several profiles so you can agree with yourself in the forums in case nobody else does.
Guys - make sure to only mention hobbies that women aren't generally attracted to (sports, video gaming, etc.). All women are looking for the challenge of dragging you away from them and forcing you to pay attention to them.
Girls - make sure to only mention hobbies that guys aren't generally attracted to (shopping, knitting, etc.) All men are looking for a woman who likes to do things by herself.
If you're a couch potato, advertise it! Everyone is looking for someone glued to their TV set and couch. Be sure to list every show you're addicted to in your profile so people will know better than to try to interrupt it with anything silly like a date. | |
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Posted: 12/8/2005 9:49:52 AM | ^^^^Oh I'm new here. Are you implying that people lie or mislead you with their profiles. Well sheeeit, I learn new things everyday | |
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