| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 12/16/2005 2:19:18 PM | ~Deborah~
Sure, at - 39 windchill there is no such thing as "thin ice".
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 12/16/2005 2:47:22 PM | Girls,
I suggest you follow this 'lady's' lead!
http://www.plentyoffish.com/member1092784.htm - show us all how classy you are!
L&L, Bob. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 12/16/2005 4:25:48 PM | | We've forgotten the most important point: if you're attractive and sound interesting, be sure to live 400 miles away. | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 12/16/2005 9:16:33 PM | Gazzabear that was delightful to read...thanks.
If I were you, I'd 'snatch' her up...she's a keeper!
She's looking for a long term relationship so the only suggestion I have to
improve her profile is a slight modification to the first date:
"Wine, dine, my place for sex followed by a wedding ceremony."
Ex-princess...I knew a Canadian girl would catch onto that one right away. | |
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Posted: 12/16/2005 9:26:00 PM | what about walking on a beach in the summer time the flies are terrible up there at times around the waters edge  | |
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| New Fish, Please Read
Posted: 12/16/2005 9:30:55 PM | Tenbears....now you've got me reconsidering that walk in the country....
having your blood sucked dry by the mosquitoes and
running from black bears can be real deal breakers. | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 9:15:17 PM | Why is that when I put "intimate encounter" on my profile, men think it's a good thing to spout sexual innuendo to me?...try talking to me like I'm still a human...not a sex slave and I'll THINK about answering you!!! | |
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Posted: 1/12/2006 9:37:24 PM | For those with pics....make sure you mention in your profile that you are good looking because we can't see that for ourselves!! JJ
Perfectly stated. So true !
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Posted: 1/12/2006 11:50:43 PM | Pose with your armpit hair showing. Some women hate hairy men. This will really win them over, not...
Put other women and men down to feel superior. Shows your arrogance and love of people, your kindness will win them over.
Tell others in here you are a personal trainer. Working a 9 to 5 is too demanding.
Some won't show what they looked like in high school. Were they wallflowers? I won't say geeks, cuz many are pulling in the dough. So what if they're weird. I like weird, and plain and simple is better than full of shet, oophs, I mean full of themselves.
I have the hots for men that are kind and don't use people to get ahead, or as stepping stones...    | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 12:09:32 AM | 145: Never put "Just ask me, I'm an open book" as your entire description. If you were so open I wouldn't have to freakin ask!
146: Give your 4 year old neighbor $40 to show you how to use the spell check, that's 8 lessons at $5 a piece. Please don't make me want to jab my eyes out with rusty spoon cause I can't stop looking at the train wreck your spelling is.
147: You don't have to tell me you have a sense of humor. The 1000 point list of things you expect in a mate make this very evident. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 8:19:02 AM | | OMG!!! This is the funniest post I've read... Good work guys... | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 8:35:15 AM | My personal favorite is "step 35"
Did anyone mention "likes to have fun"? What's up with that?
This newbe thinks she's going to like this site if for nothing else the absolute entertainment value! | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 9:06:10 AM | | And please guys when you receive a long friendly email from someone who might be interested in you , do not respond with an email more than three words long . We dont like to find out to much about you in one go !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 11:23:32 AM | Thank you for this thread.....I needed a laugh so bad...I am now going to change my profile back to my positive, smart-ass style. Sorry I was down for a week...kinda hard to see any daylight yet...but I know it is out there....
Love ya all
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Posted: 1/13/2006 9:45:52 PM | | By all means tell the truth if you spend more time in the local drunk tank tell em just that that you have a room thats all yours down town. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 10:33:46 PM | OMG I am dying here!! LOL
(quote) #75 Make sure to post a pic of you and your ex, with your ex's face scratched out of the picture. This way we know you've actually been able to "get" a woman at some point.
Ha ha ha. How many times have you seen this!! sad but true | |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 9:39:55 AM | LMAO!!!!!
Make sure where it says profession you put the name of your company then that way they'll know you really have a job and knowing where exactly you work they will have no need to come look for you.
Chelle | |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 10:15:20 AM | the best one i ve actually seen on here....
# infinity times 2..... when i see a guy sitting in the back of his pick up truck with a dead carcus..WOW that makes me want to message him back and have online sex with him!!! NOT!!
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Posted: 1/14/2006 11:05:27 AM | 145 or there abouts
Men: Make sure that your LTR ad is topped of with FORUM commenting exclusively on 'sexual issues', positions, anal sexy pro/cons, spit/swallow ... it gives the impression that you 'open minded' and sensitive ... hence willing to talk about butt***ks, strangling, and kink instead of surpirsing your woman to be.
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Women: Complain, blame, dictate and say what you are 'sick and tired of' on POF so that any 'decent' men that 'aren't player's' will flock to you right away with unconditional love and a leash for their limbido. Just yank for service. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 11:26:39 AM | | Ok just read this one.....Make sure to point out the fact that "YOUR NOT DESPERATE" (and yes its in caps on his profile) because if you say it enough times and loud enough it makes it true! | |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 3:35:54 PM | Be sure to put on your profile that you've been hurt before and don't want to get hurt again...that's soooo unique (of course the rest of us have NOT had enough pain yet and want more). Also it will make the bad people stay away and leave you alone. | |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 4:02:58 PM | | It is a scientifically proven fact (they used very clever armadillos during testing) that sitting at your computer screen waiting for emails will increase the number that are sent to you...try it...bonus points if you don't leave to eat or defecate in 24 hours. | |
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