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Posted: 2/14/2006 4:38:46 AM | Love these so here are a couple
I was having app and read this : Save trees_ pickle a beaver.....
The result was a leg full
heres another : save gas-fart in a jar | |
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 2/17/2006 8:31:59 AM | Saw this at Uni:
Add the Bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs
And multiply! | |
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Posted: 2/17/2006 3:06:32 PM | "Here I sit buns a-flexin'
Givin' birth to another Texan."
I actually love most Texans, please forgive me but it made me laugh ad nausem.
I remember writing 'Wendy is such a whore she rocked me right to my core.' 'Mary's back is a mosaic of zits, at least there aren't any on here tits.' 'Careful, the water's cold-and deep.'  | |
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 2/21/2006 8:04:16 PM | If you sprinkle while you tinkle,
Be a sweety and wipe the seaty. | |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:07:27 PM | at work (currently):
This toilet paper is like Chuck Norris. It don't take sh!t off no one! | |
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Posted: 2/24/2006 10:38:05 PM | lmao.. some good ones in here... ok, here's the one that never left my head
Here I sit, brokenhearted
Tried to Sh*t, but only farted | |
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 2/25/2006 11:24:46 AM | In the dictionary under "redundant"
....see redundant...
lol | |
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Posted: 3/3/2006 4:15:40 PM | | I used to work for a site clean up company.While driving through various developements I would inevetably have to stop and use one of the port-o-lets.Some were cleaner than others but some indeed were particularly foul.One in particular stunk so bad that a construction worker was inspired to write, "I shit in Paris,I shit in France but before I shit here I will shit my pants." Needless to say a quick whiz while holding my breath and back on the road! | |
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 3/5/2006 6:18:14 PM | | Scratched into the paint of a condom-dispensing machine were these words. "Don't buy this gum, it tastes like rubber" | |
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Posted: 3/6/2006 9:46:36 PM | Statistics say 3 out of 5 women are battered,
..... and I'm still eatin' mine plain! | |
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Posted: 3/7/2006 6:43:27 AM | | Though no one ever wipes their feet, the floor's twice as clean as the toilet seat. | |
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Posted: 3/8/2006 11:39:57 PM | here i sit broken hearted,paid a dime and only farted,next time i will take a chance,save a dime and shit my pants.!! | |
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Posted: 3/10/2006 9:39:36 AM | I have allways liked this one.
On the sanatary tolietseat covers.
Ass gaskets.
Presidential bibs.
From school daze
Flush twice it's a long way to the cafateria.
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 3/12/2006 12:25:48 AM | Seen in SLC Utah
No matter how good looking she is...
Somebody somewhere is tired of her sh** | |
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:42:51 PM | | Peas porridge hot peas porridge cold... this is where it'll end up when its nine days old! | |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 11:05:06 AM | a slightly different version:
if you sprinkle when you tinkle,
please be neat and wipe the seat. | |
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Posted: 3/16/2006 4:09:54 PM | Nobody gets more ass than a toilet seat
~Pour | |
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Posted: 5/6/2006 11:39:30 AM | at eye level there was a circle. inside the circle it said follow this. a dotted line led from the circle all over the wall to a spot down near the floor. there it said you are now shitting at 27 degrees. seen at an engineering school.
my mother made me a homosexual.
if I bought her the material would she make me one.
just above the T. P. "number 3 sandpaper" | |
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 5/9/2006 3:38:44 PM | Amanda----- is a 5lut!
underneath. You only said that because i did all your friends but not you! | |
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Posted: 5/9/2006 7:46:41 PM | | Polly, you have nice eyes and a pretty smile | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 1:01:51 PM | standing at a urinal a guy starts to look around at all the writings on the wall , up by the ceiling (for some reason we always look up ) on the grout you see " why look up here the jokes in your hand ". | |
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DaQoth
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Joined: 12/31/2005
Msg: 48 | |
| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 5/11/2006 3:40:42 PM | The absolute best bathroom graffiti that I saw (and that is acceptable to post on here) was written quite small on the back of the stall door. It was a two person effort.
The first portion read:
God is dead - Nietzsche
Then, right underneath, was written:
Nietzsche is dead - God
Maybe you have to be a nerd to find it funny ;) | |
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| Bathroom Graffiti
Posted: 5/15/2006 1:08:34 AM | My all time fave
"The weather is here, I wish you were beautiful"
ONe of these days I will send it on a postcard | |
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Posted: 5/19/2006 8:59:10 PM | ,,,THE LAST PLOP YOU HEARD WAS YOUR WALLET,,,,
writen on the bottom of a stall door
"BEWARE OF GAY LIMBO DANCERS" | |
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