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Posted: 5/19/2006 11:43:53 PM | Here is one I found quite funny.
"If you came in here to "take" a crap then please leave now! These recepicles are for receiving crap. It is illegal to take crap that does not belong to you and violaters will be prosecuted by the Procelin Gods".
Needless to say I never took any crap but gladly left one....lol
Don
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Posted: 5/20/2006 12:51:43 AM | Growing up I lived on a lake which had an island. Connecting the island was a small bridge, which we could go under with the row boats and read what people had written on their way threw, this is one i remember from over 30yrs now.
There once was a dog named Jack, who craped all over the railroad tracks. The train came by, the pooh flew high, and hit the conductor right in the eye.
LOL, amazing what we remember from childhood! | |
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Posted: 5/20/2006 5:53:56 AM | Cheer up, you've got Nixon by the neck...
Stand closer, son, that ain't no Winchester...
If you're looking up here, you're pizzing on your shoes again... | |
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Posted: 5/21/2006 2:40:34 PM | When in public washrooms I used to write above the tiolet paper role....
SAVE A TREE, WIPE YOUR A.S.S WITH AN OWL! | |
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Posted: 9/23/2006 5:13:38 PM | My favorite to date is:
I'm pink, therefore I'm spam... | |
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Posted: 7/20/2007 5:19:53 AM | Read this on the ceiling of a rather lofty cubicle...... Peter Crouch was here
In another toilet:
on one wall it said ' play toilet tennis... look to your left, on the left hand wall it said ' enjoy toilet tennis look right. | |
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Posted: 7/20/2007 5:20:45 AM | saw another
save trees pickle a beaver
save gas fart in a jar
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Posted: 7/20/2007 7:41:24 PM | | hey...a morsel of history...if u ever get to pompei or herculaneum...the 2 roman cities buried in volcanic ash...they excavated the public washrooms...what did they find written on the walls?...'junius dederatus has a large penis...'....'antonious mesamantus likes to do it upside down...'...in 2 thousand years we havent really advanced much with graffitti | |
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Posted: 7/20/2007 8:40:48 PM | To do is to be................................Descatre
To be is to do................................Hume
To do be do be do.........................Sinatra
Do me do me do me......................Linda Lovelace
Do be a do bee..............................Miss Connie from Romper Room
I am not a do bee..........................Richard Nixon
What is a do be?...........................Gerald Ford
Written on the wall in front of a urnial.............Why are there turtle tracks on the cieling?
Save Soviet Jews
Collect the whole set! | |
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Posted: 7/25/2007 7:35:58 PM | In 1998 I was in Everett WA. Not far from there was the place where they filmed that old show, "Northern Exposure". The Brick is a restaurant/bar that's like no other.
On the wall above the urinal, it was written " DYSLEXICS UNTIE"
It still gets me...... | |
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Posted: 7/25/2007 7:40:36 PM | I got one more.....
Miss on you pister, you ain't muckin fuch, go in your own jack yard and back off.
I really shouldn't have,,,, | |
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Posted: 7/27/2007 9:37:39 PM | ode to the pay toilet lol
here i sit broken hearted fayed a dime and only farted yesterday i took a chance saved my dime but shit my pants
from the second floor mens foom at odcvi high school | |
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Posted: 1/28/2008 11:47:03 AM | I lived in San Francisco in 1978. That year Dan White smuggled a gun into city hall. He then shot and killed Mayor George Moscone and Supervisor Harvey Milk. Later I saw this graffiti about this very sad event.
DAN WHITE PROVED YOU CAN FIGHT CITY HALL.
Some of our jokes help us accept facts of life, I think graffiti often is intended to do the same. | |
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Posted: 1/30/2008 10:26:23 PM | At college I once saw a line from a Simon and Garfunkel:
"The words of the Prophet's are written on the subway walls"
Not funny, but I've always remembered it. | |
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