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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:51:06 PM | Bright: You can join, but no eating the cultists...or anyone else for that matter. Strictly off limits in my church. Thats gonna have to be part of the code, huh?
Chinua: Consider yourself in. :HUG:
Sweet: Hugs can be a new greeting, though good hygine will need to become mandatory, and part of the religious code at some point. Thou shalt deodorize, or something to that effect that is less haughty.
The holy matress can consider itself a subsidiary, since a good nights sleep does bring you closer to God. As do other matress based activities, for that matter.
We could be a secret society, but I have gotten word that everyone on planet earth is already a member. That said... most people dont know it ...yet... and we few are the only ones who have truly realized that we belong to it. Just a heads up for anyone thinking about making this an exclusive church of hoity-toityness.
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:52:45 PM | | I think those are all reasonable ...... how about.... "Thou shall smell only of the sweetest flowers in the praries"...no? | |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 6:57:22 PM | Hmm... I dont plan on walking around smelling like a flower. We could define what you are not to smell like, but that could get vulgar fast. How do you define a smell you want to hug?
Or do we just say "Thou shall smell huggable when hugging is in order." and leave it to individual cultural interpretation? | |
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Posted: 12/12/2005 7:01:43 PM |
Bright: You can join, but no eating the cultists...or anyone else for that matter. Strictly off limits in my church. Thats gonna have to be part of the code, huh?
I don't know about this. How about just brains? 2weird might want to join. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 8:30:59 AM | Its ok... I have no palns on eating any cultists. Do you mind if Great Cthulhu dose though... well I suppose we don't realy have a choice in that anyway. Ftang!
Actualy I do plan on eating a lot of cultists, but only in a good way!  hehe. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 8:55:04 AM | And it came to pass...
"The eating of cultists shall only be metaphorical regarding genitals"
...and there was much rejoicing | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 9:06:45 AM | Are we alowed to eat mistrals as well? Just if they get very anoying you know.
Actualy we had best have some very clear rules on what is and what is not aceptable. so clear that there can be no more than one interptration. Simply because it is the way people interpret things that seems to cause wars and killing and religious hatred!
And please can we remain a secret society, we shll keep it secret from everyone that they are a member of our society! :roll: | |
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Msg: 36 | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 9:34:25 AM |
Are we alowed to eat minstrals as well?
Only if they use pitch-correction.
..and beer is sacred, not the commercial-industral dreck, the good stuff: Draught - Belgian in particular. | |
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Msg: 38 | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 9:56:54 AM | ^^ our first case of sacrilege
In penitence, you may sing Late a pitch-corrected beer jingle until he forgives you or asks you to stop.
And please can we remain a secret society, we shll keep it secret from everyone that they are a member of our society!
Shhhh! This one is obviously already in effect.
Didn’t you get the self-destructing memo? | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 10:01:09 AM | | I will NOT dry....no you can't make me... *passes you a Bud* cmon..it's good beer! As for the self-destructing memo, he told me that he threw it at Grod in hopes it would explode in his lap...Im not sure it was successful.... | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 10:15:15 AM | Well last time I saw grod it looked like something had exploded in his lap, it was all messy and wet! Ugh.
Come to think of it he was reading your profile at the time sweet! 
So what is the point of arguing over bad mass produced beer... when you could all join me in a glass of Talisker instead? (its a realy realy big glass! ) | |
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Msg: 41 | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 11:45:05 AM |
In penitence, you may sing Late a pitch-corrected beer jingle until he forgives you or asks you to stop.
Wellllll...... am kinda' peckish.
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Posted: 12/13/2005 3:45:09 PM | Well last time I saw grod it looked like something had exploded in his lap, it was all messy and wet! Ugh.
Come to think of it he was reading your profile at the time sweet!
Bright..if you don't stop it I'm gonna bend you over my knee Mr... | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 4:42:25 PM | where is the stance on bud and smoking of the seed bearing plants?
i will join if i can wright a couple of texts
all thoes with close minds
igornant of the all
and only is all inclusive
shall consider a torment
all their own
when they have only themselvs
to all that accept
and know god
by any means nessacery
shal walk a life
of their own choice
under gods rule
so yeah thats not finalized or anything but also i must add
as the honorable genius'es we shall accept without acceptance | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 6:58:39 PM | The rule reguarding Beer is as follows:
"The person holding the party and/or gathering makes the first call. If you are picky, or don't know whats there, you are responsible for your own wellfare. In no event is BYOB unacceptable."
Microbrews, Guiness and mixed drinks are preferences for me, but for the sake of inclusion, it's all good.
Weed should probably be given the same rules as legalized drugs in my mind, but the law is still the law, and should be obeyed so long as it is right *wink, wink* Weed also makes you stupid and slow, so moderation in all things and abstinence in this particular one is still the best rule. That said, DJ can join without guilt, but he must learn to use spellcheck before he can contribute.
New rules in the Code :
"There exists no interpretation of this code worth harming another over, or the factionalization of the Church. There will always be one Church of Honor and Genius, which is itself both patron and client of all other organizations"
"No killing and eating people because they are annoying, rude, smelly, off-key, inconvenience, irritation and/or as a sacrifice to evil gods."
---Come to think of it, we may need an entire book of reasons not to kill.
---And no exploding Grod. The above rule covers this point nicely.
"The metaphorical and sexual slang term "eating" of cultists is of course fully endorsed and encouraged by the CoHG" | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:01:12 PM |
---Come to think of it, we may need an entire book of reasons not to kill.
---And no exploding Grod. The above rule covers this point nicely.
"The metaphorical and sexual slang term "eating" of cultists is of course fully endorsed and encouraged by the CoHG"
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:09:30 PM | so then i can smoke?
and spell check...dosent that undermind the basic principal
a person that checks everything they wright
with a database of other words
that man has created
is trying to gain acceptance from man
when god gets the point
i think im gona start my own sect
the non denominational CoHg
get it? | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:10:20 PM |
Sweet
Directions to the proper forum:
Click on *Show all Forums* then Scroll down just a bit to *Sex and Dating* I am sure your comments there might be well recieved.
I'm not really sure, not a site I visit myself.
That is in REALLY poor taste..and I'd remove the photo if I were you before I decide to report you myself. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:14:25 PM | | It has nothing to do with having a sense of humour. You shouldnt be taking another persons photo from their profile and using it on yours. Not only that you are simply mocking her by cutting and pasting something she said in another thread. Just shows how immature you really are. Besides...the dog suits you better....it's quite accurate. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:18:25 PM | | Her point ...as well as mine..is that you are one of the first people to jump on others for being "rude" or "sexual" in a thread, and yet you can turn around and do the same thing but...it's "in joke". Not too mention how you and Canadian nicely ijacked the other thread, again..a "no no" in your books. So um who's the hypocrite? It shouldnt surprise me....way too many people that call themselves christians are such. | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 7:19:29 PM | DJ: Yup. We'll need to have a special section for poetic texts though (and I'm an E.E. Cummings fan too) After all, God already knows whats going on. It's people we're trying to get through to, and nothing is easier to interpret one hundred ways than poetry.  | |
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