| Writings for the Wall
Posted: 12/12/2005 9:23:27 PM | If you can't dazzle them with brilliance....
baffle them with bullshit.
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kayos
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Joined: 11/22/2005
Msg: 27 | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 9:44:56 PM | | When life hands you lemons....ask for some salt and tequilla | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 10:29:27 PM | | Not everything that can be counted counts………..and not everything that counts can be counted | |
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Posted: 12/13/2005 10:34:02 PM | | I’ve learned that you can’t make someone love you………All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in……….lol | |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 1:22:17 PM | Two Wolves
One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between 2 "wolves" inside us all.
One is Evil. It is anger, envy, jealousy,sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego.
The other is Good. It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith."
The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: "Which wolf wins?"
The old Cherokee simply replied, "The one you feed." | |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 1:29:34 PM | Looking at the guys drool over the Sun Girl in today's paper (Dec 14, 2005)
Is like watching a old dog................
He's hungry, but doesn't remember why? | |
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Posted: 12/14/2005 2:01:25 PM | Too Funnny
Did you at least here it as it flew over your head?
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Posted: 12/15/2005 4:07:10 AM | | heard it perfectly..............was trying to figure out how to here it........but never did | |
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kayos
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Joined: 11/22/2005
Msg: 36 | |
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Posted: 12/18/2005 9:39:59 PM | oh but he looks soooooooooooooooooo cute and yummy...........
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Posted: 12/19/2005 5:31:03 PM | "Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got."
—Janis Joplin
"People think at the end of the day that a man is the only answer [to fulfillment]. Actually a job is better for me."
—Princess Diana
"Remember no one can make you feel inferior without your consent."
—Eleanor Roosevelt
"Life on the planet is born of woman."
-Adrienne Rich
"Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid."
-George Carlin..
nuff said..lol
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Posted: 12/19/2005 6:27:40 PM | There is a pub in downtown Ottawa, called "Irene's". In the bathroom, next to the urinal there's a partition. and a magic marker on a string. They paint it over when it gets full.
So, I'm reading down the list of one-liners, ....same old crap, ...I get to:
"If Elvis was so great, why'd they bury him in the backyard like a hamster?"
Underneath:
"'Cause he was too fat to flush down the toilet."
I was still laughing when I got back to my barstool.
I was traveling across Canada years ago by train. Stopping off in places where I knew people and staying over for the night, getting back on the next day's train. I got off the train in Winnipeg heading west and visited with my sister, getting back on the train the next day I used the can at the station. On one wall, nearly 10" across someone had used about 6 different colours of marker and probably about two hours to draw a huge "JESUS SAVES" in rainbow fashion. Not your typical bathroom graffiti, this was some effort .....
I had forgotten about it by the time I was on the Via Rail heading west.
On the way back east, a few weeks later, I left the train in Winnipeg, this time just to grab a bite to eat, and use the can before getting back on. I went into the bathroom again, there it was in all it's glory, my eyes were drawn to something new at the bottom, it was in black magic marker."AND GRETZKY PUTS IT IN ON THE REBOUND!!!!!!"
Those are two I'll never forget. | |
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Posted: 12/19/2005 7:39:54 PM | Originally it was ...."and Esposito scores on the rebound". They had bumper stickers made up like that in Boston in the early 70's.
I guess it changes with each gereration.
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Posted: 12/19/2005 8:40:59 PM |
"and Esposito scores on the rebound"
.....Well, ...that's what it actually said, ....the young'uns might not have "got it". | |
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Posted: 12/21/2005 2:31:07 PM | | btw....kayos always looks cute....actually more than cute.... | |
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Posted: 12/21/2005 4:36:06 PM | wow what ever happened to 'for a good time call 555-smut?'
MM | |
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Posted: 12/21/2005 5:52:23 PM | Sticks and stones may break my bones,
but whips and chains excite me,
So...throw me down,
and tie me up and show me that you like me.
Okay I couldn't resist...lol | |
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weR1
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Joined: 11/6/2005
Msg: 46 | |
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Posted: 12/26/2005 12:30:39 PM | The great mystery of sacrifice, is that there is no sacrifice.
-The Sacred Tree | |
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Posted: 12/26/2005 12:59:21 PM | | There is only one corner of the universe you can be certain of improving, and that's your own self. | |
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Posted: 12/26/2005 1:05:02 PM | | The worst part about being self destructive,is knowing that your doing it... | |
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Posted: 12/26/2005 1:06:25 PM | "From the point of ignition,
to the final drive,
the point of a journey
is not to arrive.
Anything can happen..."
You know you live in Southern California when Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your mail is into BDSM, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag | |
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Posted: 12/29/2005 3:13:25 PM | I wish I were a lightning bug
'cause they are never glum
how can you be grumpy
when the sun shines out your bum!
This ones from a friend of mine's personal collection:
"please God, if you can't make me thin, make all my friends fat." | |
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