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| Writings for the Wall
Posted: 11/20/2006 4:41:05 PM | "Men are like blenders....
you gotta have one, but don't know why."
(seen on a friend's msn name...)  | |
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| Writings for the Wall
Posted: 11/20/2006 6:01:27 PM | "Women are like batteries...
...they both have a negative side."
(KIDDING !!! Don't flame....like you all  ) | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 6:11:50 PM | Here I sit broken hearted
Paid a dime and only farted
Next time I'm gonna take a chance
Just hope I don't shit my pants! | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 6:49:04 PM | Men have three emotions; hungry, horny, and sleepy: if he isnt tired and doesnt have a boner, make him a sandwich!
Sex is like a mussy puddle, never forget your rubbers! | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 6:55:43 PM | Whats the difference between your wife and your washing machine?
You don't have to hug your washing machine for twenty minutes...
....after you dump your load in it.
JOKING !!!! - I can see the hate mail already......grin.... | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 6:58:59 PM | How do you know when you have an overbite?
If your eating pu$$y and it tastes like shit ....you have an overbite!
Saw this one on the bathroom wall at McDoanlds in Kenora......... "Give an extra push the next McDonalds is two hours away!"
Or there's always this classic above the urinal....."if you shake it more then once your playing with it!" | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 7:46:32 PM | Written on tank next to handle:
Please wiggle Handel
Written below it:
If I do, will it wiggle Bach? | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 8:19:55 PM | On a Military exercise in Suffield Alberta, The Royal 22nd Regt (The Van Doos) were pissed off at the British Tankers. In the mess hall under the picture of the queen one of the Van Doos wrote "Employee of the month"
Oh yeah, The fight was on.... | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 8:38:41 PM | | Men are stupid, women are insane, but I handle insanity alot better than stupidity.. | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 11:46:40 PM | If your woman likes to scream and moan....
is it the same while your on the phone..?
or how about when your on your cell
standing in the hallway of the apt you both share...
hearing her moans and screams thru the door
knowing it's her with her legs in the air....
ya give it a boot and open it flys....
there she is,..... not even noticing...
cause her dad is blocking the view of the place you standing...
ewwwwwwwwww, from the hills of tenisee ..? | |
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| Writings for the Wall
Posted: 11/21/2006 6:18:37 AM | as I like to say all the time:
life will only take you as far as you hold it back. | |
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Posted: 11/21/2006 6:28:39 AM | Bathroom wall humour:
Black pu$$y, white pu$$y, red pu$$y, pink
The color don't matter, as long as it don't stink
Here I sit with a down cast glance
Tried to fart, but shit my pants | |
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Posted: 11/21/2006 9:38:03 AM | Hey T.W......
L--------i------k-----e p-----o----s-----t---i------n-----g----? | |
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Posted: 11/21/2006 9:48:42 AM | Seen in a Transcona bar:
What's the difference between a Transcona Girl and a German Shepherd dog?
Lip gloss. | |
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Posted: 11/21/2006 12:28:01 PM | I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you
just enough to bring you down.
Trust me.
TooL | |
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| Writings for the Wall
Posted: 11/21/2006 12:49:59 PM | Is this the "writings for the wall" thread or the "A line in a song that describes your life right now" thread ???
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Posted: 11/21/2006 7:30:25 PM | | I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure. | |
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