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Posted: 2/6/2006 11:19:59 PM | square root of cauiflower is Brussels sprouts x 3.14159/aspauragus. Didn't they teach you anything in public school?
If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house roof? | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 4:32:10 AM | Now, I'm wondering if Adam and Eve had umbilical cords, too! That was hilarious!
I'd also like to know why in the world Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, and does anybody really care how many pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 11:56:03 AM | | Since olive oil comes from squished olives....... where the heck does baby oil come from? | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 12:47:04 PM | - 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
- Why do they give you a tape with a VCR to tell you how to use it?
- Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game," when we are already there?
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a great site of ultimate ponderings..
I just came across it during a Google search
http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7373/ponder.htm | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 3:34:47 PM | | why did the chicken really cross the road for?hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 3:47:30 PM | to show the racoon that it can be done
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 4:10:34 PM | here a few to ponder
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why are boxing rings square?
Why is it called pineapple, when's there neither pine nor apple in it?
If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow?
Why did Superman wear his underpants on the outside of his tights?
Does anyone actually kill two birds with one stone?
If you have x-ray vision, and you can see through anything, wouldn't you see through everything and actually see nothing?
If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound?
What does OK actually mean?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone can't hear, they're deaf, so what do you call people who can't smell?   | |
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Posted: 2/7/2006 4:54:53 PM | How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?
If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
If you're a vegetarian, is it because you love animals or hate plants?
Are you playing 'fetch' with a dog or is the dog just playing 'throw' with you? | |
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Posted: 2/8/2006 1:50:40 AM | I'd still like to know why men have nipples, though!  Once, I actually posed that question to a doctor friend of mine. The look on his face was priceless! He was clueless! I can't wait to ask a minister whether or not Adam and Eve had umbilical cords! | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 12:48:18 PM | There you go OneRealSweetie
http://www.plasticsurgery4u.com/male_plastic_surgery/why_men_have_nipples.html
as for Adam and Eve.... you are on your own... lol | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 1:03:41 PM | | if jimmie cracked corn and no one cared.. why did they write the song? | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 1:52:45 PM | If you were on a plane going the speed of sound and walked from the back of the plane to the front, would u be walking faster than the speed of sound?
If the plane was going at exactly the speed of sound and you were to do this then from a stationary observers point of view yes you would. At least that is what Einstein's Special Theory of Relativity has to say about it.
I know I know NERD answer. | |
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Posted: 2/9/2006 3:47:31 PM | Why are there interstates in Hawaii?
On boxes that say open here what happens if you open it somewhere else?
Why is that when we send something by car its called a shipment yet when we send something by ship its called cargo?
What word is always spelled wrong?
And this is the one that I found to be funniest of all.
I was walking on the waterfront(why dont they call it landfront) in Seattle. I came upon the fireboat station. I was asking about the fireboat and this lady comes up and asks "Where do you get the water to put out a fire on a ship?"...DUH | |
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Posted: 2/10/2006 12:59:28 PM | | why do criminals who get life, end up only doing about 10yrs?????? | |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 12:00:26 PM | LMAO He is good.
Mine is serious though... Have you ever noticed that man is one of the only animals on earth that does not have a retractable penis? ( I had some time on my hands to think about this). lmao | |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 12:02:08 PM | | Men have nipples because they are formed in the womb before the sex of the child is established | |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 1:14:29 PM | Why do they call them APARTments when they are all stuck together?
When you get a *permanent* in your hair, why isn't it? | |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 2:32:27 PM | you go to a thrift store and buy used pants....why not used underware?
and who's to say that the original owner of the pants wore underware? | |
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Posted: 3/13/2006 4:22:17 PM | If a chicken and a half can lay an egg and a half in a day and a half, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house roof?
God created cauliflower.
God created asparagaus
Who created Broccoli?
It was a hybrid between the two, hybridized by a guy named Broccoli. Seriously.
If eskimoes can't even kiss except by rubbing noses, how in the hell do they expect to make more eskimoes? | |
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