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 docholiday740

Joined: 1/16/2006
Msg: 51
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Posted: 3/13/2006 4:28:06 PM
men have nipples so queers will know what they are missing
 Ketevan

Joined: 2/9/2006
Msg: 52
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Posted: 3/13/2006 8:11:27 PM
statistics say that 3/4 of the world's human population comprises of 75% of people. meh, not a very pondering one, but i had to say it
 lusciouslady

Joined: 2/13/2006
Msg: 53
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Posted: 3/14/2006 12:46:12 PM
doesnt expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected
 lusciouslady

Joined: 2/13/2006
Msg: 54
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Posted: 3/14/2006 12:48:09 PM
doesnt he who places his head in the sand get kicked in the end
 Bioscisweetie

Joined: 1/1/2006
Msg: 55
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Posted: 3/14/2006 12:49:40 PM
How do they get the "M"'s on M&M's?
 Sin*ful

Joined: 3/4/2006
Msg: 56
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Posted: 3/14/2006 4:33:32 PM
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...Does
that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
 Sweet sensations

Joined: 9/5/2005
Msg: 57
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Posted: 3/14/2006 4:58:02 PM
Hey snicks in response to your question on the person threatening suicide as a hostage situation... I had something happen with my first boyfriend along that line. He threatened to kill himself if I left him...

Being an avid Clint Eastwood fan I replied " Go ahead make my day!"

(He's married and has kids now.... to someone else!)
 mthr2kds

Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 58
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:23:32 PM
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
 checkin-u

Joined: 1/28/2006
Msg: 59
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Posted: 3/14/2006 5:25:15 PM
where ARE we going??..and what's with this hand basket?????

if you didn't get caught, did you really do it????
 pktchg919

Joined: 11/9/2005
Msg: 60
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Posted: 3/14/2006 8:47:55 PM
If a man runs around with his hands in his pants......does that mean he feels**** all day????
 siinght

Joined: 2/4/2006
Msg: 61
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Posted: 3/14/2006 11:03:13 PM
If a sky is blue...is the rain it's tears?
 Live Dead

Joined: 3/13/2006
Msg: 62
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Posted: 3/15/2006 12:14:33 AM
is there actually no sound in space, or is this just a guess because nobody's ever taken off their space suit to test it out?
 DaisyGirlKY

Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 63
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Posted: 4/1/2006 7:33:02 AM

brail on a drive through bank machine ??
the ATM's aren't produced for specific locations, so they are all the same


If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress?
anyone that lives in the US (and many outside) know that Congress is ass backwards

If anyone is wondering what the "Q" in Q-tip stands for... it's 'Quality' ... I called them and asked once.
 checkin-u

Joined: 1/28/2006
Msg: 64
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Posted: 4/1/2006 8:37:49 AM
does salad cancel out pie?
 Heresmysign

Joined: 1/27/2005
Msg: 65
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Posted: 4/1/2006 12:10:03 PM
how can you improve on something new?
 unbroken

Joined: 3/1/2006
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Posted: 4/2/2006 4:18:42 PM
why do criminals who get life, end up only doing about 10yrs??????


Remember in school when we had "new math"? We often wondered where would we ever use it, right? Well, now you have your answer: it's used in the judicial system.

A man gets 2 life sentences plus 20 years and he is out of jail in 17 years. So:

(2L + 20Y) = 17Y



Is there another word for "thesaurus"?
 searcher1957

Joined: 2/13/2005
Msg: 67
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Posted: 4/3/2006 8:39:50 PM
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
 nimmbelfingers

Joined: 3/18/2006
Msg: 68
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Posted: 4/3/2006 11:39:16 PM
Intriguing!
However.......
during the course of a wet dream.......... can you drown?
 nimmbelfingers

Joined: 3/18/2006
Msg: 69
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Posted: 4/3/2006 11:45:45 PM
If life is a dream, then are dreams life?

Intriguing!
However.......
during the course of a wet dream.......... can you drown?
 DutchLangley

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 70
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Posted: 4/4/2006 10:52:46 PM
Why do they mark a light switch "on" and "off"? If its on, you know its on. If its off you can't see to read.

If our knees bent the other way, what would a chair look like?

If a man talks in a forest, and there's no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

 Centre Stage

Joined: 4/26/2006
Msg: 71
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Posted: 8/12/2006 2:21:38 PM

men have nipples so queers will know what they are missing


Ok now this if funny~!!
 Centre Stage

Joined: 4/26/2006
Msg: 72
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Posted: 8/12/2006 2:25:19 PM
Why do they add (no tears) to baby shampoo when they darn well know babies are going to cry anyways
 snorkeler

Joined: 6/12/2005
Msg: 73
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Posted: 8/12/2006 9:06:42 PM
EEEEEEHHHHHHHHH whatsup Doc!

God created cauliflower.
God created asparagaus Who created Broccoli?
It was a hybrid between the two, hybridized by a guy named Broccoli. Seriously.


OK I admit you made me check it out here is what I found..ps I need a life!

CROP HISTORY AND DEVELOPMENT
    Broccoli is believed to be the first of the cole crops to evolve from the wild species of kale or cabbage and was cultivated by the Romans.  It was introduced in England in the early 16th century known as “ Italian asparagus” or “sprout cauliflower”.  In 1775, John Randolph described broccoli as ‘the heads like cauliflower’ and ‘the stems will eat like asparagus’. Broccoli is a relatively recent introduction into the United States.  It was grown in the 1800’s, but was not popular until later.  The first shipment from the west to the east was in 1923 and was really only found in Italian areas of the country.  Broccoli means ‘little sprouts’ in Italian.  It became an important vegetable in the US during the 1930’s.

http://www.uga.edu/vegetable/broccoli.html
 rare_treasure

Joined: 8/8/2006
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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:06:15 AM
THE SQUARE ROOT OF CAULIFLOWER IS BROCCLI
 WATTACATCH

Joined: 5/22/2006
Msg: 75
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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:06:49 AM
Hi Snorks....So are Brussel Sprouts called Brussel Broccoli's in Italy????
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