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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:11:54 AM | OK SERIOUSLY, WHY MARIJUANA ILLEGAL? AND SINCE IT IS WOULDNT THE DOCTORS THAT PRESCRIBE IT BE CONCIDERED DRUG DEALERS?
2. IF YOUR TRYING TO GET OFF HEROINE WHY DO THEY GIVE THE PEOPLE MORPHINE (HEROINE) TO GET THE MONKEY OFF THIER BACKS.
3. AND WHEN THEY GET THE MONKEY OFF THIER BACKS WHERE DO THEY TAKE THEM? TO THE ZOO OR REHAB? | |
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Posted: 8/13/2006 12:24:46 AM | OK IF PROSTITUTION IS THE OLDEST PROFFESSION IN THE WORLD, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL THE M.F. THAT FOUND IT?
AND IF HO'S GET PAID, AND BIT**ES GET LAID WHO INVENTED THE "SLUT"?
AND IF THEY MERGED TOGHTHER WOULDN'T THEY BE CALLED "SLORES"?
JUST A LITTLE SOMETHING TO MAKE YOU SA HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMM | |
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Posted: 8/13/2006 7:44:05 AM |
So are Brussel Sprouts called Brussel Broccoli's in Italy????
NA, they are called
"Eh Mamma, bringa sommo dose tiny leetle-a green bowling balls" | |
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Posted: 9/28/2006 6:36:51 PM | Found this thread... LOL.. Love it..
Why do we return all our mail to Sender... And who is this Sender... What is he doing with all of the retiurned mail?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
What's another word for thesaurus?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
I got a whole book of these things.. I love em!! | |
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Posted: 9/28/2006 6:51:12 PM | Why do kamikazes wear helmets?
Do helicopters have ejection seats? | |
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Posted: 9/28/2006 9:48:14 PM | | If a tree falls on a mime in a forest and there's nobody around... is there a sound? | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 12:41:07 AM | If a cannibal really loves his mother......does he have an edible complex?
As far as Adam and Eve having belly buttons or umbilical cords...No
They were created not born. | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 9:11:49 AM | If we are all created in Gods image, and we all have belly buttons, why would Adam and Eve not have a belly button?
Why were life spans so long in the bible yet so short 100 years ago and getting longer now, yet nowhere as long as the biblical times??? | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 4:02:33 PM | Can you go swimming in a baseball pool?
Why do TV dinners come out of the freezer, and not the TV?
Why is it that the more you drink the better your ideas seem to get? | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 5:47:16 PM | Is a fly without wings called a 'walk' ??
Shouldn't unripened oranges be called greens?
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Posted: 9/29/2006 6:38:29 PM | If you put your 2 cents in and it's a penny for your thoughts... where does that other penny go??
Who does the 911 operator call when she has a heart attack??
When man figured out milk came from cows.. what did he think he was doing?
Who was the genius who put man on the moon before they put wheels on luggage?
Why does round pizza come in square boxes???
**don't know if any of these have been done yet but i thought they were funny** | |
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Posted: 9/29/2006 7:35:05 PM | If you use a pen with invisible ink how do you know when it is empty?
Doctors say 7 out of 10 poeple suffer from hemmoroids, do the other 3 enjoy them?
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
Why do they call them urinal cakes, would you eat one? | |
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Posted: 10/3/2006 7:53:04 AM | | What about eggs? Who was the first person that thought it was a good idea to eat this thing that popped out of a chicken all covered in blood and such??? | |
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Posted: 10/3/2006 8:51:26 AM | How many of lifes inventions started "hey Peter, give you 5 silver coins to eat that"?
If boxers wear boxer shorts, do lawyers wear briefs?
I understand that IM is instant message, LOL is laugh out loud, what does GET LOST CREEP stand for? | |
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Posted: 10/3/2006 10:23:51 PM | I know this 1...  'Get lost Creep, Your only an Instant message' LOL  | |
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Posted: 10/4/2006 9:27:58 PM | If a girl with yellowish hair is a blonde, a girl with brownish hair is a bounette, and a girl with reddish hair is a red head, what do you call a girl with black hair?
If you dropped a giant rubber band ball from an airplane at 20,000 feet straight onto the ground, why doesn't it bounce?! 
"Pinky, are you pondering what I'm pondering?"
Does the coyote ever get the road runner?
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
Why can't birds fart? | |
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Posted: 10/4/2006 9:36:00 PM |
What is the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's A--hole | |
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Posted: 11/12/2006 10:33:18 AM | If your Great Grandmother was old stagnet water, that came alive when the sun hit the scum. Then tell me friends... Where'd the water and the sun and the scum come from???  | |
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Posted: 11/12/2006 11:14:00 AM | Hmm......
Poets have been curiously silent on the subject of cheese.
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
After they make styrofoam, what do they ship it in?
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Posted: 11/12/2006 5:14:20 PM | Why do permanent residents have green cards?
Why do they call you a "naturalized" citizen later after you take 1 test?
Why are there no infants in an infantry?
Men have nipples because sometimes we like to wear bras (sometimes) ...
What do ppl mean when they run out of time? | |
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Posted: 11/20/2006 6:50:29 PM | When Sting retires will he be called Stung?
Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
Why isnt palindrome spelt the same way backwards?
If you shot a mime do you need a silencer?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
If we werent here to pass time would time still pass? | |
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Posted: 11/21/2006 10:12:45 PM | | Why is when you walk into a bank, the vault is wide open, yet the pens (at the teller booths) have chains on them? | |
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Posted: 11/22/2006 10:56:20 AM | Research shows that 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does this mean that 1 actually enjoyed it?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
How did a fool and his money get together?
If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success? | |
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Posted: 11/22/2006 1:46:22 PM | | when u are at the bank, and u got through the lane withthe boxes or tubes that go through the building what would happen if they got stuck? | |
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