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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Questions to ponder....      Mod Threads Home login   Page 5 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10  Author  Thread: Questions to ponder....  3rdtime Joined: 5/11/2006 Msg: 101 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/2/2007 6:34:06 PM Whenever I see a black horse or a white horse, I wonder if it is really just a stripeless zebra  peteragain Joined: 4/7/2007 Msg: 102 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/2/2007 7:41:25 PM xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx  live n uncut Joined: 5/18/2007 Msg: 103 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/4/2007 5:54:56 PM if your full of shit are your eyes really brown?  scotterpop Joined: 8/23/2007 Msg: 104 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/4/2007 6:11:06 PM What do you think of the rectum as a whole?  scotterpop Joined: 8/23/2007 Msg: 105 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/4/2007 6:32:26 PM If men can think with their little head, then why don't women have a back up brain?  Ratty_Black Joined: 5/31/2007 Msg: 106 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/5/2007 3:21:11 AM It puts me in mind of the charity hill walk for the suffers if schizophrenia. Those involved were given a choice of two routes to take.  mom23sillykids Joined: 8/27/2007 Msg: 107 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/5/2007 8:09:58 PM How is that you can spent two hours cleaning one room, the kids walk in and just have to look at it and it is trashed in 2 secounds!!!!  november babee Joined: 1/9/2007 Msg: 108 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/12/2007 12:47:08 AM how do you eyelashes know wen to stop growing..? how does the skin on the palm of your hand know its not meant to grow hair..? where does an eskimo plug in the hairdryer, and how do they take a bath/shower..? why will a teeny dog bark its head off at every massive dog, yet is afraid of the hoover..? how does a bald chap know wen his face ends and his head starts..? and the very worst.. how does your face know to break out in the most huge horrendously ugly puss filled spot 3 hours before the most exciting party/date of the year....?  GuitarGuy_ Joined: 3/15/2007 Msg: 109 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/12/2007 10:30:02 PM If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? Why did Kamikaze Pilots wear helmets? If ballerinas are always on their tip toes, why don't they just get taller ballerinas???? When someone sees you running from a fight, they think you are a chicken. They never stop to think that maybe you are running to another fight.  Jennie4321 Joined: 8/23/2007 Msg: 110 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/13/2007 8:24:06 PM why would jack and jill run down a hill with a pail of water....wouldn't walking make more sense especially if they were carrying a pail of water how can you forgive and forget..if you forgive you should be able not to forget I think therefore I am....what happens if I don't think...then what am I?  Sarge01 Joined: 10/23/2005 Msg: 111 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/14/2007 1:15:36 AM did adam and eve have bellybuttons? Yes, god poked them in the belly with one finger and said "theres you, and you".  Sarge01 Joined: 10/23/2005 Msg: 112 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/14/2007 1:21:25 AM How do you tell your heart to stop loving, when it just does?  Scarlets Secrets Joined: 2/21/2007 Msg: 113 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/14/2007 6:14:47 PM Any more lol..need to laff as i slurp my hot lemon at 2am  Scarlets Secrets Joined: 2/21/2007 Msg: 114 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/14/2007 6:18:35 PM Who was the bright sprak who invented calories? Is there a food with no calories? Even water has calories  MsIndependent1 Joined: 8/16/2007 Msg: 115 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/14/2007 9:14:52 PM If a tree falls in the forest and no one can hear it, do all the squirrels grab their nuts and run?  MsIndependent1 Joined: 8/16/2007 Msg: 116 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/14/2007 9:16:26 PM If one pom pom is called a pom pom, do cheerleaders hold pompom pom poms? sorry.... I'll go to my room now  Straylogic Joined: 8/26/2007 Msg: 117 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/17/2007 7:58:26 PM Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.  Babycrackcrack Joined: 8/25/2007 Msg: 118 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/18/2007 5:08:34 AM How do you get rid of a lusty stalker in Walmart? Purchase Monistat from the pharmacy section.....  GardnGuy Joined: 1/5/2007 Msg: 119 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/18/2007 6:52:24 AM How does someone write a question for an IQ test that can only be answered by someone smarter than themselves?  Sarge01 Joined: 10/23/2005 Msg: 120 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/22/2007 8:38:22 PM MsIndependent1 If one pom pom is called a pom pom, do cheerleaders hold pompom pom poms? sorry.... I'll go to my room now Yes, go to your room and await punishment...  floridascot Joined: 8/2/2007 Msg: 121 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/23/2007 1:35:03 PM if you buy a hot pocket and do not heat it up is it really a hot pocket  LBP Joined: 7/4/2007 Msg: 122 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/23/2007 1:54:28 PM When getting on an airplane, how does putting a tube of lipstick inside a plastic ziplock bag convert it from weapon of terrorism, back into a tube of lipstick?  Wottacatch™ Joined: 11/11/2006 Msg: 123 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/23/2007 3:44:29 PM Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.  Scarlets Secrets Joined: 2/21/2007 Msg: 124 Questions to ponder.... Posted: 9/25/2007 1:30:23 PM Funny though, come back out of that room....  MissSid Joined: 8/12/2007 Msg: 125 view profile History Questions to ponder.... Posted: 10/16/2007 6:54:43 PM cumm ...oh neve mind there is no spell check...My elementry school teacher told me that the inability to spell is a mark of high intelligence (I do hope that's true 'cuz if she lied to me I am lieing to you)...so maybe the audio is what's important not the written...smile Page 5 of 10 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10

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