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 vrobx

Joined: 2/18/2006
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Posted: 11/12/2007 9:34:49 AM
Here is a question:

You know that game people play "what 3 things would you want with you if you were on a stranded island?"

My question is...why does no one say "a boat, an airplane and a hot air balloon?"
 Fun FL girl

Joined: 8/4/2007
Msg: 127
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Posted: 11/12/2007 12:52:20 PM
Why do they call a building a building when it is already built??????
 bustinout19

Joined: 8/2/2005
Msg: 128
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Posted: 11/12/2007 1:02:31 PM
How many banana's would it take to fill a canoe rowing backwards down stream?

Would you rather walk to work or carry your lunch?
 deliciate

Joined: 10/5/2007
Msg: 129
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Posted: 11/12/2007 2:04:47 PM

If men can think with their little head, then why don't women have a back up brain?


Why did God give men two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time?
 scotterpop

Joined: 8/23/2007
Msg: 130
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Posted: 11/12/2007 4:19:47 PM
Why did God give men two heads but only enough blood to run one at a time?


For women's amusement I guess. Tousche
 backoftheque

Joined: 5/3/2005
Msg: 131
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Posted: 11/12/2007 6:09:15 PM
How did Peter Piper pick pickled peppers if peppers aren't pickled til after they're picked?

Do woodpeckers get headaches??
 deliciate

Joined: 10/5/2007
Msg: 132
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Posted: 11/12/2007 9:19:49 PM

How did Peter Piper pick pickled peppers if peppers aren't pickled til after they're picked?


Point to you...

How DID Peter Piper actually pick a peck of pickled peppers if they weren't pickled until AFTER they were picked? Anyone got an answer? I sure don't! But I'm still trying to figure out the two-heads-one-bloodstream thing!
 andyb2504

Joined: 10/22/2007
Msg: 133
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Posted: 11/13/2007 2:17:23 PM
If its a near miss....then surely its a hit????
 floridascot

Joined: 8/2/2007
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Posted: 11/14/2007 3:57:29 PM
here is something to ponder '''

why does womens privates smell of fish
and a mans smell of cheese....

of course this is for the unhygenic portion of people
 mustride28

Joined: 9/24/2005
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Posted: 11/14/2007 6:47:59 PM
I believe the answer to you question , about there being only enough blood to support one head at a time is , simple. You only need to use one at a time , kind of like foward and reverse in a car mustride
 live2ridenh

Joined: 11/27/2005
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Posted: 11/14/2007 7:29:21 PM
If you went crazy... Would you KNOW it???
 thatguy276

Joined: 7/9/2007
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Posted: 11/14/2007 8:14:55 PM

If you put your 2 cents in and it's a penny for your thoughts... where does that other penny go??

Cost of overhead, lol

why does womens privates smell of fish
and a mans smell of cheese....

Good one, you'd think either the womans would smell like ham, or the mans would smell like chips... ham and cheese/fish and chips makes sence.
 floridascot

Joined: 8/2/2007
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Posted: 11/15/2007 11:15:50 PM
why do poeple pick only one main nostril and why does hair grow more on one side than the other
 Crazykid949

Joined: 2/17/2007
Msg: 139
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:15:52 PM
answer to your question to ponder:

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? = Politics.
 biketrvlr

Joined: 11/18/2006
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:25:57 PM
on our profiles, why did pof put the question about doing drugs between the questions about having and wanting kids?
 biketrvlr

Joined: 11/18/2006
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:26:30 PM
and why did you just go look to see if i was right?
 Crazykid949

Joined: 2/17/2007
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Posted: 11/19/2007 10:54:51 PM
guess they want to see how accidentally serious you are about those questions

why do dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with sharp metal objects and the first thing they grab is an iron hook with a sharp point on it?
 m409998m1

Joined: 2/18/2007
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Posted: 11/20/2007 11:43:20 PM
45% of all statistics are made up.
 zombie_geek

Joined: 8/12/2007
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Posted: 11/22/2007 4:02:50 AM
what if cows tried to eat you instead of the other way around?
what happens if the horse trys to ride the cowboy?
and my most recent musing,
should hot pockets really be called hot pockets even though they are clearly sold in the frozen food section? would they not just be "pockets?"
currently lobbying to have them changed to "pockets of random goo"
 holby

Joined: 9/13/2007
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Posted: 11/22/2007 1:18:22 PM
if a brick layer can lay bricks can a plummer lay plums
 dancecard

Joined: 3/19/2006
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Posted: 11/23/2007 2:50:17 PM
where is Goat Neck ,Texas?
2 1/2 ft. from it's ass ~dar
 PAULO25

Joined: 12/26/2006
Msg: 147
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Posted: 11/24/2007 3:24:35 PM
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?


If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Why do they use sterile needles
for lethal injections?
 snickergrl28

Joined: 7/10/2005
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Posted: 11/24/2007 8:03:16 PM
Ever get the feeling that Disneyland is nothing more then a giant people trap ran by a mouse??????
 snickergrl28

Joined: 7/10/2005
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Posted: 11/24/2007 8:08:25 PM
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?


If a mime is arrested, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?

If yesterday was today, then wouldn't today be yesterday?

Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "assteroids"?


 biketrvlr

Joined: 11/18/2006
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Posted: 11/25/2007 12:08:23 AM

How do they get the "M"'s on M&M's?

what about the "W"'s on W&W's?


If a cannibal really loves his mother......does he have an edible complex?
tff


If one pom pom is called a pom pom, do cheerleaders hold pompom pom poms? sorry.... I'll go to my room now

wouldn't that be your room room?

who else is glad to know they aren't the only one with too much time on their hands?
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