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Posted: 11/25/2007 2:18:45 AM | | sometimes i'd rather have a bottle-in-front-of-me than a frontal labotamy,wouldn't you? | |
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Posted: 12/13/2007 8:44:17 PM | | Ever notice that most sandwiches are made with two pieces of bread and a loaf contains an odd number of slices? | |
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Posted: 12/13/2007 8:47:32 PM | If my car door is ajar, is it still a door?
nope it is ajar,,, just close the lid and it becomes a door again | |
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Posted: 12/28/2007 3:17:51 PM |
why is the letters in"santa" when scrambled become "satan"
Have you heard of the dislexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa. | |
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Posted: 12/28/2007 5:47:39 PM | | ^^^ or the dyslexic aetheist questioning the existense of dog? | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 11:16:55 PM | | The cat and toast thing is cute, yet always has to be scratched. I don't know about toast, its due to probability I guess and physic, the butter side is heavier. Cats don't ALWAYS land on their feet. In fact, if you throw one out of a window suddenly and its below the 7th floor or so , chances are GREATER the cat will be dead meat than if you threw it out the window on a higher floor level ( yet not TOO high of course) , because it did not have the time to realise it was thrown out a window and correct itself feet down. This is a fact. The lethal injections with a sterile needle is a no brainer. If you used a possibly infected needle, not only would this be a risk to the person giving the lethal injection should they come into contact with the needle at any time, yet STORING non-sterile needles in itself would be a totally dangerous and irresponsible thing to do. In addition, non sterile needles would probbaly be much MORE expensive to acquire either used or new.....post by Menok | |
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Posted: 2/4/2008 11:19:37 PM | | Cus Santa gives you gifts, and Satan takes your eternal life away in burning hell, so its as if they are opposites. | |
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Posted: 2/5/2008 6:20:37 AM | A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?'??
The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find
out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to
a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we
discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was
too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up
appeared that said:
'You got Male!'? | |
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Posted: 4/5/2008 12:58:08 AM | Ever buy a book of stamps and notice there are 1 or 2 blank stickers where 1 or 2 extra stamps could be? Ever see the blank stamp square that states... 'This is NOT a stamp' Worse than that... They do this for a reason.     | |
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Posted: 4/12/2008 7:39:07 AM | If Adam and Eve were created in the image of God, Did they have belly buttons?
And since Alfred Hitchcock had no belly button was he God? | |
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Posted: 4/12/2008 5:32:49 PM | ^^^ since the christian god is generally considered to be male, maybe adam was. but where does that leave eve?
and alfred's lack of a belly button was due to surgery... does that mean he had a lazy doctor? | |
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Posted: 4/13/2008 8:10:10 AM | | Never join the army if your name is Will. Sooner or later someone will say "Fire at Will!" | |
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Posted: 4/18/2008 9:17:28 PM | why do people go to doctors that has a medical practise.....
and why do they sue if the doctor that did the procedure is only practising medicine..... | |
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Posted: 4/19/2008 2:24:05 PM | Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant? If a deaf person swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?  | |
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Posted: 4/20/2008 5:54:35 AM | Hmmmm; Why do women wear "A" bra, and a "PAIR of panties"?
Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do. Think real hard now!
The pro and con question has not been answered correctly, If pro and con are opposites what is the opposite of progress, oh so easy Congress!
If at first you don't suceed, skydiving is not for you.
If you never try you can never fail! 
Exercising; If you don't attack your heart, your heart won't attack you. 
Confucious say; Woman who fly upside down, have crack up.
Confucious say; Man who eats colored jelly beans, shit technicolor.
Who was the first person to eat an oyster? Why did they think this looked tasty? Hmmmm
I don't eat any sea food. Who wants to eat something that pees where it drinks?
Semantics?
I am NOT paranoid... I am totally aware.
I am not****, I am confident.
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Math question?
If at the second stop of the blue buses route, thirteen people get on the bus which already has two people on it, and at the third stop nine people get off and three get on, and at the next stop four get off and fifteen get on, what color is the bus?
I need answers | |
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Posted: 4/20/2008 6:01:01 PM | blue
unless there happens to be an intersecting route at stop 4
whom do praying mantises pray to? why?
check:
to look over your shoulder
to bang your hip into someone
to mark a small slash next to an item
to promise money via paper
to confirm
a tallied restaurant's bill
to observe
to warn your opponent of imminent defeat in chess
why is the english language so confusing?
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Posted: 4/29/2008 7:23:12 AM | These 2 got me thinking (which i seldom do)
if a turtle has no shell is he homeless or naked?
did adam and eve have bellybuttons? | |
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