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Posted: 5/4/2008 7:39:46 AM | If I spend the rest of my life walking backwards, does that mean
a - I can no longer see the present?
b - I can only focus upon the past? (Know lots who perform this amazing feat while walking forward. Sorry, I digress)
c - Will see the past clearer with more intensity?
Does walking backwards shorten ones life expectency due to the fact that you won't be able to see that bus/freight train/tractor trailer coming? And and, is that a good thing?
But if time evolves at the speed of light, does it mean that if I stop in midstep while walking backwards, I can freeze frame - make time stand still? We all know that while walking forward, it will not happen but AHA! Who has ever tried it walking backwards?
All diabolically hypothetical necessities for one to ponder upon this Sunday morning.
I know that once I solve this time travel concept while walking backwards, helping all those that I accidentally/intentionally bump into or run over while solving all of the worlds problems from this acute past perception focus, THEN I will be successful in life and enormously wealthy no doubt.
Damn, shouldn't have brought it up here. Now EVERY PoFer (famous for being brainiacs) will be on the hunt figure it all out before I do (of course, all of the REAL brains hang out in the humor section) and I will remain just a PoF forum poster. Foiled again...
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Posted: 5/23/2008 5:42:24 AM | sdrawkcab epyt tub sdrawkcab klaw ylno ton si smurof romuh eht ni gnikrul scainiarb gnitaeb ot terces eht ,uoy haey ,Y-C TSSSP
After eating, do amphibians have to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?
If a mute child swears, does his mother was his hands with soap????  | |
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Posted: 5/23/2008 6:26:25 AM | Did you ever ponder that the middle word in LIFE is IF?
Did you ever ponder that a medication for hemorrhoids is Preparation H; whatever happened to A through G?
Did you ever ponder that maybe God has a sense of humor? I would say so just look at a Platypus.
Did you ever ponder if Lipton Tea employees take a coffee break?
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Posted: 5/23/2008 7:09:21 PM | [ Quote]
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
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Posted: 5/23/2008 7:21:59 PM | Does anybody ever vanish with a trace?
If inert is to be stationary, what is ert?
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?
If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns, does her partner also have to drown?
And my favorite question to ponder........
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is she homeless or naked?  | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 2:39:02 PM | Why are men smarter when they're having sex?
Because they're pluged into a genius....... | |
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Posted: 7/11/2008 2:41:07 PM | What's the difference between a woman with her period and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist!
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Posted: 7/11/2008 2:45:15 PM | My ex-wife was such a bad cook the flies fixed the hole in my screen door!
But one good thing about her cooking, it stopped the dog from begging at the table.
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Posted: 7/11/2008 10:57:25 PM | | Who was the genius that came up with "Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia" for the fear of long words? lol | |
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Posted: 7/13/2008 3:46:35 PM | | Why does the ATM machine at the drive-thru have keypad in braille? | |
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Posted: 7/13/2008 3:52:10 PM | | Why did they remove the words "on" and "off" from light switches and replace them with braille dots? Does a blind person care if the lights are on? | |
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Posted: 7/13/2008 10:28:50 PM | If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
Why is it that you never see, "Psychic Hits The Lottery." ?
Have you ever heard anyone pronounce the word 'raspberry' correctly?
If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? | |
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Posted: 7/15/2008 8:01:33 AM | I say raspberry just how it's spelled actually.
Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? 
but seriously...
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?
If prunes are dehydrated plums, where does prune juice come from? | |
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Posted: 7/15/2008 12:18:43 PM | omg, everyone here at work thought I was crazy for laughing at apparently nothing... great thread!
Are calories afraid of heights? If you keep your chocolate on top of the fridge, will all the calories jump out?
Chocolate comes from a cocoa bean... beans are good for you... ergo, chocolate is good for you :D
Why do people say "Look" when they're verbally making a point, and "See" when they think they've made it?
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Posted: 8/1/2008 1:22:21 PM | | why is it called a blow job when u dont blow ??? or maybe im doin it wrong ha ha ! | |
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Posted: 8/2/2008 8:47:45 PM | If there's extra virgin olive oil... who the hell is having sex with the normal olive oil?
If someone can kill two birds with one stone... why the hell can't I even hit a partridge with my gun?
I think the universe is racist. Otherwise, wouldn't there be white holes?
Does this question have no answer? | |
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Posted: 8/2/2008 9:17:36 PM | How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? | |
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Posted: 8/16/2008 10:33:35 AM | only if they're beached :)
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Posted: 8/16/2008 1:30:55 PM | minigolf
LMAO He is good.
Mine is serious though... Have you ever noticed that man is one of the only animals on earth that does not have a retractable penis? ( I had some time on my hands to think about this). lmao
As a caregiver I found out that some males do. I was shocked when I went to clean a person and found that out about him. I finished the bath went to the restroom vomitted and asked to be excused from duty.
If I share what's my cut? | |
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