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Posted: 8/17/2008 11:33:01 AM | How come there aren't B batteries?
How do you remove a club soda stain?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing is wrong?
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
Which is worse: Ignorance or apathy? Who knows? Who cares? | |
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Posted: 8/17/2008 1:21:25 PM | | How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him? | |
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Posted: 8/17/2008 5:33:29 PM | | Will they be allowed to have hamsters after they pulled that "Armagedden" stunt? | |
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Posted: 8/17/2008 7:27:35 PM |
If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happen if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?
The universe implodes. | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 6:42:58 PM | | if the egg is sunny side up was the hen happier have it then if it is hard boiled? | |
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Posted: 8/25/2008 6:14:54 PM | The reason why Superman ducked when a gun was thrown at him was because of his other character ( Clark Kent) mix emotions , between Superman & Clark Kent.
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Posted: 8/31/2008 3:56:20 PM | | Why do people pay to go up to the top of tall buildings to put money in a telescope to see what's happeining down on the ground? | |
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Posted: 8/31/2008 5:24:37 PM | | If we have angel cake on earth, do they serve people cake in heaven?? | |
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Posted: 8/31/2008 6:08:00 PM | | If vengenance is best served cold, should one keep it refridgerated? | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 12:50:39 PM |
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
How many hogs would a ground hog grind if a groundhog ground up hogs? | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 2:57:47 PM | | the word that is always spelled wrong is seperate, or is it separate? | |
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Posted: 9/3/2008 3:27:46 PM | The word that is always spelled w-r-o-n-g is "wrong".
(Separate has two "A"s separating two "E"s) | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 8:05:10 PM | Why do you say you have to take a pee..
Personally I prefer to leave it there. | |
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Posted: 9/4/2008 11:52:13 PM | If a frog had wings, would he still bump his butt when he jumped? 
If God pooped, would it be Holy Sh*t?
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? - Because his pecker's on his face!
Found in cyberworld:
One day I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a ‘massive internal fart.’ 
I got in a fight with my wife last night… and it was totally my fault. She asked me what was on the TV and i said… dust. Didn’t go so well after that.  | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 8:22:30 PM | ok forgive me if I repeat
Why is thier one shoe in the road? if you lost it would you not stop and get it
shoes that hang on wires did the kid walk home shoeless?
where does the one sock go? from washer to dryer?
why are you "kid"napped when your an adult?
you give a man a fish he eats for a day, if you teach a man to fish he eats for a lifetime. What if he doesnt like fish?
"those who cant teach" if you cant do it how can you teach it
if god is all knowing why oh why could he not warn us about BUSH Sr & Jr.
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Posted: 9/7/2008 6:51:49 AM | Who's cruel idea was it to put the letter "S" in the word "LISP?"
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Posted: 9/7/2008 3:16:46 PM | | How is it if a man gets undressed in front of a window and a lady sees hims he is arrested for indescent exposure and if a woman gets undressed in front of a window and a man sees her he gets arrested for being a peeping tom? | |
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Posted: 9/7/2008 5:40:08 PM | | What is "Normal"? How do we know if we are normal? Who are we to know what normal is? Who decides what normal is?????? | |
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Posted: 9/8/2008 7:51:54 AM | | So, how many hogs would a ground hog grind if a groundhog ground up hogs? The world may never know... | |
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Posted: 9/13/2008 12:16:12 AM | ""How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?""
answer.....
If a woodchuck could chuck wood, a woodchuck would chuck wood....but a woodchuck can't chuck would so a woodchuck won't chuck wood | |
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