| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 9/24/2009 1:53:50 PM | | The other day as I was leaving the office. I decided to chit chat with the secretary that I hadn't seen for awhile. She has been missing a lot of work latley due to an illness. So after a few mins of this, I say .....................well I better get out of your hair. (she has no hair due to chemo-therapy). I felt really bad and apologized and left with a red face and my foot firmly lodged in my mouth. | |
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| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 9/24/2009 6:21:55 PM | | When I was in high school I worked at a coffee shop doing weekened backshifts. I was learning drive-thru, and one of the other girls were showing me how to work the intercom. One of the guys who worked there was a friend of my older sister, and had just come out to his friends and family as being gay. I knew, but never really said anything to him about it. While I was getting my crash course on using the headset buttons, the guy grabbed the other girls headset and said "I like to sit on bananas" I started laughing, and yelled " YOU FRUIT!"... then it dawned on me what I said, and I took off, and hid in the walk in fridge while everyone else working laughed... he still teases me about it :( lol | |
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| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 10/3/2009 12:03:49 PM | *raising hand feebly*
I have a new one... I can't believe I did this.
A young lady recently related to me a bit about her experience with gastric bypass surgery, mentioning that she needed to return soon to have it adjusted. She is doing fine and is not fazed by the risks of the procedures at all. Impressed with her courage, I said, without thinking, "Wow. You are one gutsy lady!"
Yep. I really did.
I need an icon thwacking its own forehead... | |
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| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 10/4/2009 2:18:38 PM | | I use to work replaceing refrigerators for the elderly in retirement homes.We had to go into every apartment and replace thier fridge.The elderly people there were always trying to get you to do extra stuff like reaching something up high or moving some furniture for them,stuff like that.Well this one time this ladie about 75 asked me if I could pull this stick out of her flower pot and replant it in another pot for her.I said without thinking"sure,I'll wip it out and stick it in for ya".I didn't even realize what I had said untill the guy I was working with started laffing and the little old ladie was sayin"oh!oh my!"LOL. | |
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| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 10/6/2009 7:06:50 AM | I play an online midevil war game, with knights and archers and all that stuff. One of our primary siege weapons are "ballistae" but we refer to them as "balls" for short.
One day, a couple of my war pals were talking to each other, discussing strategy and how best to attack a certain enemy player. One had loaned some troops to the other earlier in the day, and during the conversation, he asked the guy, "Hey, do you wanna hold on to my balls for a while longer?"
We couldn't stop laughing for about 10 minutes afterward xD | |
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| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 10/6/2009 6:56:23 PM | One night, I went over to Mark.
Told him Steve was beating his "meat" again.
Steve said he was "enjoying it too", in a quasi-devilish grin.
They were cooks at an Italian restaurant. | |
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| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 10/7/2009 12:30:11 PM | Thats funny:
One time when I was a teenager and thats a long time ago we were in sunday school class and our teacher had said to turn to 1st Peter in your Bible,well I was looking for 1st peter and having a hard time finding it and without thinking I said my Bible dosent have a Peter! Well the whole class cracked up.I was embarrased to say the least. | |
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| “Insert Foot in mouth” confessions
Posted: 10/7/2009 2:59:13 PM | | i was with a girl i just started dating when a cop drove by, and i dislike cops, and i talked bad about police telling her how it would be nice if all cops just died, she then told me her uncle was a sherriff, WHOOPS | |
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