jeniva
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Joined: 11/11/2005
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zendy
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Joined: 12/6/2005
Msg: 27 | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/19/2005 9:27:09 PM | If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.
Wanna go to a party? There is gonna be a whole lotta fighting, and drinking, and f**king.
Who's gonna be there? Just you and me. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 12/19/2005 10:45:11 PM | A Friend of mine told me that she uses the line while she's dancing with a man.
"Hey? Is that a roll of quarters in your pocket, or are you just really glad to see me?"
Think about it, if you must.
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/22/2006 6:57:56 PM | Mine is problematic and self defeating. If I ask this, and she still wants to talk to me, I probably can't introduce her to my Mom.
"I bet your butt really smells like poop." | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/23/2006 1:47:15 AM | Couple of years back, I had a buddy we called Relic, (as in the Beachcombers). He actually looked like Relic from the show. We're all at a bar one night. I saddle up to the bar as Relic is trying an approach on this BEAUTIFUL red head. He wanders over and says, "Hi, do you have any Irish in you? No? Want some?".
Well, instead of applying first aid to Relic's jaw, I needed it for my own, as it hit the floor. At the end of the night, he left with her.
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/23/2006 6:47:33 AM | | i just got an email from aguy "who likes big women" (according to what he deduced from my profile)-And is married! Talk about a double whammy! Goes by the screen name 'repairman' . I told him to fix his marriage first. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/23/2006 6:54:54 AM |
i just got an email from aguy "who likes big women" (according to what he deduced from my profile)-And is married! Talk about a double whammy! Goes by the screen name 'repairman' . I told him to fix his marriage first.
Wow, this guy is PRETTY impressive. I just checked your profile after reading your post and I couldn't deduce, from that, what kind of build you have, (and I consider myself pretty clever). Meh
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/24/2006 11:27:28 PM | Is your father a thief? He must be cuz he stole the stars outta of the sky and put them in your eyes.
If i could rearrange the alphabets, i'd put 'u' and 'i' together  | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/24/2006 11:30:36 PM | Alright i need your attention ladies and gents.
This is one of my own pick up lines tell me what you think ok?
' People say a picture says a thousand words. But one glimpse of you has captured my soul.' by T.Dang  | |
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I1269r
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Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 49 | |
| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/25/2006 8:36:12 AM | Say, did you drop this pretty (fake) gold chain?
I don't know about that, seems my worst ones are popular, lol but
heres' one for the guys.
If your woman aint doing you good and you want a really good ride,
while you are doing her doggy style just say "You Fck worse than your sister",
and hold on tight, lol
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Could anyone in their RIGHT mind think that these would actually work.
