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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/26/2006 2:31:40 PM | I was at a coffee shop reading a volume of E. E. Cummings and a man came up to me and said, "I bet I could make you."
I said, "Pardon? You could make me what?"
He pointed to my book and smiled. So, I said, "So can my vibrator." | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/26/2006 7:13:16 PM | | "You know what? You have a really nice rack!" (Him staring at my chest) "Can they come out an play? The things I can do with them." (Still staring at my chest and licking his lips) | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/26/2006 9:15:31 PM | Worst one ever used on me: Is your daddy a terrorist? Cuz you are the bomb!!!!
Worst one I ever used: Your name MUST be sunshine cuz' looking at you makes a girl warm all over. (Hey, it worked) | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/26/2006 11:36:07 PM | I actually heard a guy use the line, "hello ladies, my name is meat". Without missing a beat, one of the girls turned to him and say, "sorry but I'm a vegetarian".
What a goof. | |
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I1269r
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Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 61 | |
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I1269r
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Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 64 | |
| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/29/2006 4:13:06 PM | I sat down at a table of women, one pulls out an unmentionable long and thick 2x12 (not feet, lol) inch item and I said,
Hey, can't compete with that baby, give them a big parting smile, as they laughed it up, was outta there, and hooked up with chicky poo on the dance floor.
My buddy said "where are you going" I said, dancin' and hooked up with the lady for 3 or 4 years, got a house together and all that jazz.
The biggest thing about it, it was neither of us were going to go out that night as we were out the night before and both of us had friends urging each other to go. Fate is great.
Worst pickup line, lol
Two chicks seated at the Ports of Caul(?) Toronto, (many years before) I asked them if they "Both wanted to party" They did! Twin sisters at that. Too bad I left them for some right hot chick on the dance floor... Might have been a learning experience, lol
Oh how the younger years were fun. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/29/2006 6:07:17 PM | Years ago my buddy would go up to a girl and ask them to dance. If they said no he would drop right there on to the floor. They always ask are you ok.? To which he replied well I just got shot down didn't I. After they both laughed she usually ended up dancing .
Another freind used to ask the girls to dance again when the answer was no he replied Well I guess a bj is out of the question. | |
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I1269r
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Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 66 | |
| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/29/2006 7:26:30 PM | We were in a restaurant in Temagami Ont -a very long story - asked the witress when she was getting off. She replied "8pm". Keeping in mind it was a Friday morning, I said "Well see you next Tuesday then!" Everybody cracked right up, we left leaving her wondering, lol
Luvin it! | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/29/2006 11:22:56 PM | well is not the worst but it works
Hi, please excuse me for the interruption, but would you ever date a guy you met at a place like this? Her: it depends. Then you say: “great my name is somethingsuch, what’s yours?” She laughs introduces herself, then you say” I can tell Debra you have good taste, because you laugh at what I say” she laughs again. This is the best pick up line I have ever used and it works anywhere any time and if nothing else you can have a short conversation and know that you have made someone’s day brighter. . Women do like to be approached and it’s quite flattering for a woman to meet someone charming and likable. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/30/2006 10:22:09 AM | Wanna get a pizza and ****? no. You don't like pizza?
A friend at a halloween party dressed as a cop thought a girl was cute so he went to her threw her over his shoulder and started to walk away, she screamed "what the hell are you doing?" and he just looks at her and says "it's ok, I'm a cop." got her number and they dated for a bit. I should note he was very drunk. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/30/2006 5:01:00 PM | | I can't say this is the worst cause it has worked , Just walk up and say let's get out of here . Amatuers may want to wait till they're drunk lol . I did come across one in the forums i found interesting , Not really my style so im not sure i'll use this one but . If it's true that you are what you eat ,i could be you by morning . I'd suggest some favorable eye contact has been made first lol . Have you seen my penis ? would you like to . never used this one . i'm not sure i would | |
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Emon3y
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Joined: 3/30/2006
Msg: 70 | |
| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 4/30/2006 9:20:59 PM | well theres always...."are we near an airport or is that my heart taking off"
and then theres the famous line that my old pal donny baker uses..."wanna have a 3some? how about you me and some of this pork?" | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 5/1/2006 7:22:31 AM | I was standing online at a express checkout 20 items or less.
I had three items and this guy stood behind me and said how would you like to add two more items to your list?
I looked at him and said now why would I do that?
Because two more items can be you and me. | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 5/1/2006 8:24:32 AM | A coworker used this one. Tell a woman she has Crescent Wrench eyes. When she asks why tell her that when you look into her eyes your nuts tighten up.
Tickle your ass with a feather.
If she says WHAT say Particularly Nice Weather and if she smile you better get the feather ready. | |
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