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I1269r
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Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 77 | |
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| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 5/3/2006 4:39:58 PM | If you ask a girl to dance and she says no...oh you thought I said dance, no hun I said you look fat in those pants.
This ones actually not too bad. A guy at a bar came up to me and said I sure hope you're a doctor *puzzled look on my face* because your smile just stopped my heart. | |
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Posted: 5/3/2006 5:28:57 PM | *lick finger* touch their shirt..
Hey, wow, here, let me help get you out of those wet clothes...
tee hee™
or
Hey your friend's really hot, what's her name?
-- She's taken..
Oh.. What's your name? | |
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Loiso
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Joined: 4/5/2006
Msg: 82 | |
| Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????
Posted: 5/3/2006 6:30:12 PM | "Do you have any library books that are late? Because you have the word 'fine' written all over."
Stole this one from some site...
My step-dad, (who's an artist, but thats not that important) told me he used this when he was young:
"Excuse me, do you know (insert your name here)"
"No"
"How come?!?!? IT'S ME!!" | |
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Posted: 5/4/2006 2:36:46 PM | Do you have round ones or flat ones?
If she asks why. Just tell her you need to know what kind of toothpicks she has in the cupboard so you know what kind to pack for the picnic. | |
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Posted: 5/6/2006 9:21:43 AM | "Oh, wow! I'm glad I found you!"
why?
"Well, I've been keeping this pet monkey in my pants and looking for its owner."
(if you want to go with the milder, "awwwww, cute" version, you can say
"I've been keeping this puppy in my pants... etc" and it helps if you have a live, cute
puppy you can pull out just when you say it... works every time! she'll melt and go
home with you -- to feed it warm milk, of course! it's what every puppy needs...
and should be no shortage of cream for the morning coffee, either... ) | |
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Posted: 5/11/2006 8:04:57 AM | Okay, here's a refinement on the above --
"Oh, wow! I'm glad I found you!"
why?
"Well, I've been keeping this puppy in my pants and looking for its owner."
at this point, you're pulling a live, cute, wriggly puppy out of your pants and handing it
to her -- especially if it's eager to lick something, put it up near her face or neck and
let it lick her!
best touch of all --
have the puppy wear a little tiny Tee-Shirt that says on it --
"I want to lick you all over"
after you've gone to this much trouble, if the b_itch doesn't offer to let your puppy play with her p_ussy, move on quickly to the next candidate while the puppy is still cute and wriggly | |
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Posted: 5/13/2006 7:01:14 AM | A friend of mine uses
q:"have I seen you here before?"
a:"no i don't think so"
q:"you must have a double then"
a:"no"
q:"I was talking about getting you a drink"
Don't ask me why but it seems to work for him (alot)
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Posted: 5/13/2006 2:02:06 PM | "Do you like chicken? You wanna neck?"
which gets shortened to "Like chicken? Wanna neck?"
then there's "Like chicken? Wanna neck? Sometimes I just feel like chokin' it, don't you?" | |
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Posted: 5/13/2006 7:03:27 PM | Hey this watch can tell the future, right now it says that you're wearin no panties...
chic says: but I am...
Must be an hour ahead..
sounded much better in my head... | |
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Posted: 5/14/2006 2:36:18 AM | -heres 10p go ring your mother and tell her your not coming home
-Q/how far away do you live?
A/not far,why?
Q/well were going to yours for a fcuk
A/ *laugh* and 
-do you like your coat because it would sure look better on my bedroom floor
-what a lovely set of puppies you have there
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Posted: 5/14/2006 3:28:03 AM | A guy sidled up to me a t a gig.
Between songs he asks "would you like a drink?'
I politely respond in the negative
at the next break he asks " would you like a smoke?'
I politely respond in the negative
at the next break he asks " would you like to go out and catch a meal or a coffee?'
I politely respond in the negative
finally he asks "would you like to home with me and f*ck then?'
I politely respond in the negative
Then, as we were leaving, he had the cheek to yell across the road to my then boyfriend
"I've had her mate - she's no good"... | |
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Posted: 5/14/2006 8:10:08 AM | That's rough.. Gotta try it..
(Looking through a pair of Budweiser bottles) Yup, You'll do!
Excuse me, dinner's getting hard.
Are you as easy as you look?
I got a 12 inch tongue and I breath through my ears, Wanna go for a quickie?
A friend used this one, and surprisingly it worked.. "I'm going to fcuk you tonight" she replied "How do you figure that?" He answered "One leg over my shoulder" | |
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