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Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????      Mod Threads Home login   Page 5 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5  Author  Thread: Worst of the worst pick up line????????????????  jasoncalgary Joined: 2/12/2006 Msg: 101 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/14/2006 8:45:04 AM Worst Pickup Line.............."Hey, I just got out of jail, wana play drop the soap?"  Pickle1984 Joined: 3/5/2006 Msg: 102 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/14/2006 6:21:44 PM "nice shoes! Wanna ****?"  ChadHottie Joined: 2/21/2006 Msg: 103 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/14/2006 7:25:07 PM How about "Did it hurt when you fell? Fell from heaven because you are an angel"  shai2L8 Joined: 1/17/2006 Msg: 104 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/14/2006 9:19:00 PM looks like you had too many fries for that shake... can I be your Thigh Master?  PimpinPappaPenguin Joined: 6/12/2005 Msg: 105 view profile History Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/15/2006 9:14:30 AM nice legs when do they open? is one .. and would you like to sit down i can clear a spot for you ? as the guy wipes his face.. with those two pick up lines will get a guy slapped  pascofuntimes Joined: 5/10/2006 Msg: 106 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/15/2006 9:50:52 AM hey wanta play circus'''''''''''''''''''' sit on my face an i'll guess your weight  KellyBelly85 Joined: 4/9/2006 Msg: 107 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/15/2006 11:00:10 AM "Are those astro pants? Because your ass is totally out of this world..."  mrobbnc2000 Joined: 5/25/2005 Msg: 108 view profile History Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/23/2006 6:21:03 PM Well I found myself standing in line at a Lowe's Hardware store the other day, trying to pick up a woman was the last thing on my mind, but the cashier was a drop dead gorgeous woman, and since I was buying some Sawz-All metal cutting blades, plastic garbage bags, duct tape, and by chance a new pair of rubber gloves...I couldn't resist the urge to say the thought which came across my mind as I was waiting there in line.....When it was my turn, I slowly put the items on the counter in front of her one at a time....leaving the saw blades in my hand I proceeded to inquire of her if they would be any good at cutting through bone...as my ex wife was in the trunk of my car and I couldnt afford to buy the wrong blades and not be able to finish the job once I had begun.....Funny, in the end...I got her number...but she made me promise to leave my saw at home..LOL  Jordannne Joined: 6/10/2005 Msg: 109 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/24/2006 5:49:12 AM I was in a club once... a guy looked at me and said, "by geesus, yer cute - I'd sure love to give you good poke in the whiskers!"  northerngirl76 Joined: 1/31/2006 Msg: 110 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/24/2006 1:48:39 PM what ****s like a tiger and winks? wink wink  lnlylvr Joined: 3/23/2006 Msg: 111 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/24/2006 3:33:47 PM I'm like a snicker's, very satisfying!  northerngirl76 Joined: 1/31/2006 Msg: 112 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/24/2006 5:14:12 PM I loved that pick up line!!!!!!!Have to use it LMAO  uscavalrymedic Joined: 11/21/2005 Msg: 113 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/24/2006 6:38:32 PM I'M drunk and your drunk. We can sleep together and NOT have sex.... yeah RIGHT!  Michael68222 Joined: 3/16/2006 Msg: 114 view profile History Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/24/2006 9:17:45 PM Do you wash your pants in Windex? Because I can see myself in them. Let's go behind that rock and get a little boulder. Wanna F@#k? (if she says no)Well then I guess a blow job is out of the question. I see my future when I look in your eyes. I could go on and on and on..lol  msfxy85 Joined: 2/26/2006 Msg: 115 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/25/2006 5:46:14 PM the worst i have heard...Hey baby do u wanna see something swell? lol like c'mon  Daisygirl78 Joined: 2/14/2006 Msg: 116 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/25/2006 8:06:36 PM Do you have a quarter?...My Mum told me to call her when I knew I was in love. It worked on me at 16...i don't know about now  fireaux Joined: 3/20/2006 Msg: 117 view profile History Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/29/2006 7:42:00 AM about twenty yrs ago in Kapiskasing ont I said to a very attractive brunette I'll make you a star in the back seat of my car..  Lechiah Joined: 4/27/2006 Msg: 118 view profile History Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 5/29/2006 9:18:31 AM So a couple yrs ago I was out with a couple freinds, and this guy comes up and says "hi whats your name?" so I reply and ask him what his is. "Chance, you know like take a chance on me" !!! (And that really was his name)  AmberL21 Joined: 5/1/2006 Msg: 119 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 6/29/2006 11:59:06 PM Your right. Those have to be two of the worst pick-up lines I have ever heard. I swear to god...if a guy ever came up to me and said that, I'd slap him so hard, he'd see double for a week.  portchyboi Joined: 6/15/2006 Msg: 120 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 6/30/2006 6:31:00 AM i would say he worst 1 is there is 2 stars missing out the sky tonight and they are in your eyes or another is fck all thats missing is u  xxleannexx Joined: 6/13/2006 Msg: 121 view profile History Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 6/30/2006 6:50:21 AM OMG!!!!!! I JUS LOVE THESE CHAT UP LINES I AM SOOOOOOO GONNA USE EM WHEN I GO OUT NXT YAY!!!!! I WILL LET YA ALL KNOW IF ANY OF EM WORK!!!!! THEY R JUS CLASSIC PMSL  stan2gud Joined: 3/4/2006 Msg: 122 view profile History Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 6/30/2006 8:41:13 AM If You See Kay.... tell her I said hello....  One_Down_A*s_Guy Joined: 7/2/2006 Msg: 123 Worst of the worst pick up line???????????????? Posted: 7/23/2006 11:08:01 AM Hey sweetmeat , are you workin' Page 5 of 5 1, 2, 3, 4, 5

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