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| survivor29
Posted: 12/19/2005 9:26:28 AM | Finally, a woman with balls!!! (Well, you're the second with enough guts to post here...)
Okay, don't take pictures of yourself in the mirror, taking pictures of youself. See how that gets redundant? And the character things? No. Just no. Furthermore, the first two pictures look like they could be for one of those newspaper games where you chose the 6 things that are different. In otherwords... you need variety (of the non-hippo-totem-pole variety.)
You have guns as an interest. Need I remind you that we're in Canada???
As far as interests go, my rule for women is basically the opposite of my rule for men. Consider each interest and don't keep anything that a guy would want as an interest.
I'm an controlling insecure optimist
The baggage rule remains. Nothing more than a thin breif case. Oh, that wasn't baggage?? It was part of a joke? My bad.
I like to believe everyone is honest & trustworthy.
May want to add naive to the list in your opening sentence.
I value humor, friendship, life, truth, strength & spell check.
Okay, even I think that last bit is f*ckin funny. You win. Hands down. I can say no more about your profile! | |
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| GBABY22
Posted: 12/19/2005 9:38:53 AM | "thrila from Manila" Okay... Its a work in progress...
Pictures: You know what I think of multiples. Unless we're talking about orgasms, I don't want anything to do with them. So, the first of the triples is the best (main right now) and the rightmost picture of you in front of your computer is the best. Now, before your head gets too big, none of your pictures are great, but they're okay.
Just tell us what your profession is. If its something good, I'll write, if not, I won't, and if you don't tell me, I won't. What have you got to lose? Its worth a shot.
Your about me is actually pretty good. And I think you can do better for a first date idea! | |
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| nexus nrg
Posted: 12/19/2005 9:44:18 AM | I'll give you one chance to revoke your request.
Please, I don't want to be that honest/brutal...
Say, my friend steamcatcher also reviews profiles, not sure if you're familiar with him.
I'll ask him to be nice, but no garuntees. | |
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| Rook83
Posted: 12/19/2005 10:00:41 AM | Dude, you didn't listen to me. You eliminated the sentence that says you have ADD.
You still can't spell 'I' properly, and you still have all of the same shitty red-eye photos.
So, change all that, then I'll have a look. Until then, I don't expect to see you back in my thread. | |
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| eira30
Posted: 12/19/2005 10:04:58 AM | I'll join the train...let me have it!
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| Munch
Posted: 12/19/2005 10:17:25 AM | Dude, first thing you need to know about picking up women (especially if its just for what we youngens call a hook up) is, you gotta look H-A-W-T! (That means hot.)
So, stop shopping for your clothes at the salvation army, get a box or two of Just for Men, ditch the old man glasses (opt for contacts, or even chique glasses), put on a suit and take some new pictures.
You're obviously on drugs (if you think you'll get a chick looking like that) because you chose "Prefer not to say" under "Do you do drugs?" Basically I'd prefer not to see Prefer not to say. And, no, you're not honest if you're using that option.
About You:
You are a scatter brain who hasn't been laid since the turn of the 90's. You're a horny dog who isn't prepared to commit and would rather live out the rest of your days alone... as long as you can get one last lay!!! But, until you find someone, you're going to continue to ride your power buffer/sander thingy, because at least she gets turned on when ever you say so, and she really doesn't give you a lot of hassle (although she does like you to get her all cleaned up after she finishes a messy job....)
First Date:
I know you're an eager little beaver to get at this whole "Wham, bam, thank you mam" job, but seriously, spare me! Copy and paste all of that into a word document, and when you finally get the chicks number, you can whisper that as what you're going to do to her if she'll let you have your way with her.
Here's the deal; to get the chick, you gotta pretend to be Mr. Nice Guy. Chicks dig Mr. Nice Guy because he takes good care of himself and he's a perfect gentleman around the ladies. So, change your profession to "Actor" and put on a f*ckin show, man! | |
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| txknight
Posted: 12/19/2005 11:03:50 AM | Your headline would be catchier if you said "Wanted: Girl Next Door"...
Pictures: If you have a double chin, always take all pictures from over-head. That way the double chin sorta smothes out, and no one has to know about it until its too late (ie. you're on your date...)
You don't have enough interests. Aim for 9-12, and make sure to include some shit that the chicks dig...
I play on two different teams, to meet new people and have fun....
I wouldn't write that if I were you. I did modify it a bit, I know, but you see how easily it can be misread...
Your profile is very lame. It has no spice at all. You are like raw tofu, man. Sorry. | |
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| babybullbull92003
Posted: 12/19/2005 11:19:17 AM | "Looking for someone to share life with!!" Awwwwwwww, so sweet. So cliche.
Jason, don't take pictures of yourself in the mirror, taking pictures of youself. See how that gets redundant?
Im not your typical meat head although fitness is important to me.
Speaking of your head, has anyone told you that its very disproportionate with your shoulders? At least in that picture? Ya, you need a new picture. And please, next time, wear more than a wife beater.
gourgeous: sp. You are not Canadian, so keep in mind that 'u' does not always follow 'o'. Even here in Canada, where 'u' often follows 'o', its spelled gorgeous.
Your about me section just isn't doing much fore me. Its a notch less than fine. Your writing abilities aren't fantastic.
But don't worry, when I get enough fans on this thread, I plan on selling profiles on e-bay... basically what's going to happen is, anyone who really sucked and needs me can pay and I'll just rewrite it for ya...
So, watch for me! | |
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| wikedtat
Posted: 12/19/2005 11:32:47 AM | Most of your pictures suck. Make the one of you wearing a tie your main photo (even though it has a date stamp - which I hate.) When I saw that pic, I thought "This guys is cute!" Then I saw the very next picture, of you with a giant puff of smoke (presumably pot) in your mouth. *cough*cough* Sick!
So you have a kid(s) and you're on drugs... so far you have a lot going for ya...
Your interest section just blows doesn't it? (Is that one of your interests? Blowing? Maybe you could write that... hint, hint, hint...)
Lets see if you redeem yourself in the About me section...
Okay, Eddie, I just read your About me section. And, no, you did not redeem yourself. Not even close.
What I learned about Eddie:
1) Eddie can't spell.
2) Eddie has no concept of grammar.
3) Eddie likes retarded little :)~'s and ;)'s and lol's and lmao's (PLEASE!)
4) Eddie has a pet spider.
5) Kikilynn is a b*tch. (Oh well, admitting is the first step in the recovery process... or so they say. Maybe they'll teach that at Pot Smoker's Anonymous.)
Okay, and then you write...
Seriously! more typing.....Grrr
...then have time to do this...
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Hummmm.... Good luck dude. | |
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| It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/19/2005 1:33:52 PM | Hmmm I'm going to have to dissagree with your little analysis of my profile. Although I found it quite funny that you could get such an awful impression of me. (considering, I get more compliments on my profile than my picture...)
I think it's hilarious that almost every guy I talk to on here gets the impression that I am intelligent and ambitious, but from the ONE and only female I've interacted with on this site, I recieve the exact opposite opinion...Hmmm no wonder I dont have any girl friends.
I would not classify myself as a dumb blond- at all. However, the fact that you pointed out that I was no good at spelling did make me curious.. I am always open to criticism, and there is always room for improvement, so please, tell me how you would make my profile into an A++ profile.
thank you :p
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| It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/19/2005 1:39:29 PM | ^^^
Don't worry about your profile, sweet pea.
Especially if guys are talking to you...
I already told you that you're f*ckable... I'd do ya... you don't even live that far, I'll stop in on my way home for Christmas!
And PS. If you're not going to listen to me, don't ask for anymore advice. I already told you how to make it good. Use capitals where there should be capitals, don't use acronyms, make sure that you use punctuation appropriately... all of that will make you sound not blonde.
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Joined: 11/6/2005
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| It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/19/2005 6:44:51 PM | | ahh ok haha! well, i thought you meant overall, I sounded dumb. I like to consider myself an "ok" speller. considering how long I've been out of school, I certainly am rough around the edges, but thank you for making me aware of that. Like i said, always room for improvement, (I wasnt being sarcastic) so thanks chickie... not a bad critique i suppose... could have been much worse! | |
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| babybullbull92003
Posted: 12/19/2005 7:01:06 PM | You're welcome.
And keep in mind, that I'm primarily attracted to muscle men...
That picture's just not doing it for you (or me.) | |
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| txknight
Posted: 12/19/2005 7:06:41 PM | Its okay.
Something about your writing style. You're a teacher, you should know how boring it is to read the samething over and over and over and over and over....
Just say I enjoy playing and coaching softball. I also love... blah blah blah. I'm dying to try scuba diving!
You don't have to get into gory detail about each thing. Save something to tell me on the date!!! | |
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| txknight
Posted: 12/19/2005 7:24:19 PM | | Thanks for the advice. This is why I teach math. LOL | |
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| txknight
Posted: 12/19/2005 9:41:21 PM | I enjoyed your profile reviews. Can you take a look to mine and tell me what you think very please with cream on top?
Thanks! | |
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