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 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 126
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Enryk
Posted: 12/21/2005 12:01:51 AM
You seriously need help with that brow line. Get in touch with your meterosexual side and go see an esthitician. Or, don't put up the eye as your main picture. Better yet, do both!
Notice that the "Profession" space is small? Don't write a novel here. Just one or two words.

Any questions or comments_? Please start answering the first question... what would you ask if you were given one wish AND ONE WISH ONLY... no, doesn't work if you ask for more wishes.

I think you should delete this. It's a bad idea to tell people what to write to you. Just be glad that they're writing to you.
Otherwise, I like your profile!
*Small pat on the back for Enryk*
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 127
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refreshed5
Posted: 12/21/2005 12:29:59 AM
You do not look refreshed in any of your pictures. Some are too dark. They're all kinda mediochre.
And that's basically all that's on your profile.
The about me is quite thin, and you don't have any ideas for a first date.
 ToreUp52c

Joined: 12/20/2005
Msg: 128
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would ya mind?
Posted: 12/21/2005 12:39:11 AM
Hey shelly, ok.. bash away.. if you wouldnt mind..
 ToreUp52c

Joined: 12/20/2005
Msg: 129
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sorry
Posted: 12/21/2005 12:40:41 AM
besides calling you shelly, sorry i was about to attempt to msg someone who was doin something simular to what your doing now... id still apreciate it tho if you dont mind
 Enryk

Joined: 12/15/2005
Msg: 130
Enryk
Posted: 12/21/2005 3:00:05 AM
You seriously need help with that brow line. Get in touch with your meterosexual side and go see an esthitician.


Thanks for the advice mmm... idea! I will also shave my legs and get a brazilian done.
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 131
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Enryk
Posted: 12/21/2005 3:36:22 AM
^^^
Please don't let them neglect chest, back or butt either!
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 132
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The Fugly List
Posted: 12/21/2005 3:53:31 AM
For those who don't know, fugly means f*ckin' ugly. It is an assumed description of any POFer who doesn't post their picture on their profile.
For those of you who have made this fugly list, congratulations. First, it means that you had enough guts to post in this thread for a review. And second, it means that you are officially fugly!
I will update this list from time to time.

O-T-B
arri
100percentgeek
jestanuff
countrygal45


Merry Christmas to everyone! I will be gone home for the holidays and may not be around as much until next week. I will get cought up with the reviewing on the 28th.
 ToreUp52c

Joined: 12/20/2005
Msg: 133
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Thanks but nvm i leave on the 28th...
Posted: 12/21/2005 3:57:27 AM
yeah i leave on the 28th for army.. if you have time could you take a look at it now if possible, if not have happy hollidays, and be safe.. take care
 Munch

Joined: 11/30/2004
Msg: 134
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Munch
Posted: 12/21/2005 7:44:45 AM
OMG!!! I do agree that the pics Do not work. Yet, my style of clothing is a through back to my old hippy days. It's much easier to wear old clothes while tearing down walls, decks etc. I live alone. I only have a camera. I usually work by my self. Makes it difficult to take my own pics. The sander was a fluke, the client came home early and wanted to see what I was doing. So she took my pic. Now, I have changed my profile numerous times. So I guess I've just given up and threw out my lure into the deep end. If nothing happens, I am no worse off. Too bad you weren't around during the flower child era.
 neworder

Joined: 12/19/2005
Msg: 135
Could you take a look?
Posted: 12/21/2005 11:38:19 AM
It's allright, I have thick skin :)
 The-Callebrese-Kid

Joined: 7/10/2005
Msg: 136
ma-che-fai-tu
Posted: 12/21/2005 4:18:34 PM
Wow, that was harsh . But then again I did ask for it .
Here is my take on your opinions ;

- Mafia is spelled with M A , not M O , but then again,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,
- You do not know me to judge me , but then again i did give you authorization to do so , so back to me
- I never said perfect woman ,,, i said good woman .
- Thanks for the cheque proper spelling
- And in regards to the i cannot write comment , i actually have a book out that sold many copies , wow if i could'nt write then how the hell did that happen .
-A woman can expect a lot from me , and in regards to my attitude , i'm an edgy type of person .If you do not like it well heck, NOT MY PROBLEM.

Thanks again for your constructive critisizm .For that i am a greatfull fan .

Ma-che-fai-tu
In english meaning what are you doing . You asked

 jestanuff

Joined: 12/20/2005
Msg: 137
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jestanuff
Posted: 12/21/2005 4:48:50 PM
fugly huh? and what mag did you get ur pic from? and this isn't fake so whatever ......i probely will find some squatter girl whose not hung up on bullshit .........sorry i'm not a slave to money an power but i won't sell my self like some people ............an i not worried about it anyway cause this is just to pass my time ...............maybe i should lie .....say i have a good job ....maybe worry about what you stink ..oh i mean think ......oh how i wish i could be like you .........shallow ......conceited ..........ignorate .......thinking i'm suck in a life i hate ......so tell true if your so cool why can't you keep a men ....is it cause you have to break people down to feel better ...........or cause you a psyco and any smart man runs when he gets to know you ............funny but looks aren't any thing ......whitch i'm sure you'll find out as you get older ........truely i feel sorry 4 you...there's no pic cause i didn't care to post one .......and if i was fugly then i hope i don't get a date with a shallow bi*ch like you p.s. i don't do drugs (prozak) but i do smoke the good god gve us (not my fualt dupont made it illegal cause hemp threatend their nylon sales)
 TheNakedPhotographer

Joined: 10/25/2005
Msg: 138
DKD15
Posted: 12/21/2005 4:59:31 PM
I would like to give it a whirl!!!! Thanks, and just a heads up, you will not have any spelling or grammar issues with mine. I know how to spel
 TheNakedPhotographer

Joined: 10/25/2005
Msg: 139
The Fugly List
Posted: 12/21/2005 5:08:18 PM
You mean cAught up with the reviewing?
 IMN2Kicks

Joined: 9/16/2005
Msg: 140
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It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/21/2005 6:06:52 PM
I would like an honest, unbiased opinion of my profile and pictures. I am not necessarily thick-skinned, but I would appreciate constructive criticism. Thanks.
 tr0569

Joined: 12/21/2005
Msg: 141
My turn
Posted: 12/21/2005 6:49:51 PM
Let's give it a whirl. I am up for a brutally honest opinion...
 amt006

Joined: 11/30/2005
Msg: 142
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It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/21/2005 6:56:47 PM
Hey please let me know what you have to say about mine profile
 Olddog

Joined: 11/28/2003
Msg: 143
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It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/21/2005 10:00:55 PM
Say, you aint got a sister named Snow White, does ya? She was meaner than Seven Hundred Hells too! But she was a looker!
 Rick James: Line stepper

Joined: 12/20/2005
Msg: 144
It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/22/2005 1:07:15 AM
Whoa. they get more and more saucy the longer this thread lasts. Review mine. Mine is made with extra smartass.
 Nomad1k

Joined: 10/3/2005
Msg: 145
It's time: Brutally Honest Profile Reviews by Kikilynn... as promised
Posted: 12/22/2005 1:49:52 AM
I'm having a hard time getting dates with my profile. Can you give me some advice?
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 146
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ToreUp52c
Posted: 12/23/2005 4:17:19 PM
Altight Pete...
Lets talk photos here.
I see that someone's an artist. Thats nice. We want to see you. And we don't want to see you taking pictures of you taking pictures (or pictures of beer fridges...)
Otherwise, you're not looking for anything, so your profile should work just fine.
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 147
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neworder
Posted: 12/23/2005 4:18:28 PM
User closed account Dec 21 2005 9:15PM
Thank you, please come again!
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
Msg: 148
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thenakedphotographer
Posted: 12/23/2005 4:28:54 PM
So you don't do drugs, but you do like the 4:20 and rolling big fatties... hum, someone's lying!
Spelling: theories
I am obviously concerned with some of your interests... serial killers???
And I'm not sure, but paragraph three may demonstrate baggage...
Otherwise, I have nothing negative to say, so I'll just keep my positive thoughts to myself.
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
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IMN2Kicks
Posted: 12/23/2005 4:37:18 PM
I'm a little worried that if I say anything bad about you, your people will come kick the shit out of me... but here it goes.

I recently separated, moved 1000 miles away from ex-wife, and now I am looking to catch up on years of monogamy.

Demonstrates baggage. Stick to the rules: No more than a thin breif case.

"I'm looking to catch up on years of monogamy" = Hoping to become a slut
"No head games, no jealousy, no possessiveness, just enjoyment of lots of romance, of good sex and of being alive in general." = Hoping to become a slut
"No drama! Looking for someone to have fun with." = Hoping to become a slut
"Something fun - where we could get to know each other." = Lets engage in something slutty

I consider good grooming a necessity

I don't expect that anyone's going to argue with you there!
 kikilynn

Joined: 4/18/2005
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tr0569
Posted: 12/23/2005 4:42:32 PM
Other than the fact that you have two of the same picture on your profile (one's a close up cropped from the other) your profile is just fine.
Doesn't have a whole lot of spice... but its good.
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