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kelvin
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Joined: 10/6/2005
Msg: 203 | |
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kelvin
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Joined: 10/6/2005
Msg: 204 | |
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| horus24
Posted: 12/28/2005 11:34:18 AM | Mr. Cliche,
So, do you think that you're the only guy on POF looking for a genuine down to earth girl???
Don't wear your glasses on your head, especially now that its winter!
Hi there. I am a single 28 year old guy from the Toronto area.
No shit, Shirlock! All of that's in your general info, scrap it.
I believe that every great relationship must be based on honesty, trust, respect, mutual understanding, friendship and selflessness.
You've figured it out! Congratulations!
The rest is fine. | |
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| bamaguy4u
Posted: 12/28/2005 11:54:02 AM | Okay, brotha! Lets see if I can help ya out (LoL)!
Don't use lol's in your profile!
Your picture sucks; it's blurry.
Remember to seoarate your interests by commas.
I want a lady that is open to whatever.
Read: I'd love a lady who will just get me laid. If you're an interesting person, I might stick around for pillow talk, and if you weren't a dead hooker in the sack, I'm up for a second session.
our first date will be great.
Interesting assumption since we aren't even going on a first date.
The problem with your profile is that we don't know anything about you. | |
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| kissingthepink
Posted: 12/28/2005 12:00:26 PM | I'm wondering what "the pink" is, cause on first glance, I'd think - lesbian. Not that theres anything wrong with "the pink". *wink*
You've got some good shots of your tits in there, so that can't be hurting things.
You're about me is perfect.
If you're not getting enough e-mails, guys are probably steering away from you because you're "a few extra pounds." So, I'd say get yourself a gym membership and start workin that ass.
PS. The gym is a smokin' place to meet hot guys with great bodies!
Good luck. | |
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| timbit38
Posted: 12/28/2005 12:16:17 PM | You need a new headline.
Don't write sentences for interests. Just keep 'em short.
Your about me just isn't working.
Don't demonstrate baggage, don't put yourself down, do build yourself up, do include a witty paragraph about you, and do include a paragraph about what you're looking for.
Try to make sure that you are using appropriate spelling and grammar. | |
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| all2huemam
Posted: 12/28/2005 12:19:45 PM | Name: Not too sure if you don't know how to spell human, or if its a pun with regard to the hue of your skin...
Headline: Boring.
Try not to squint in your pictures.
You've nailed your simplicity right on the head. Your profile's a little short, don't you think? Or do you think? | |
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| kelvin
Posted: 12/28/2005 12:30:02 PM | I promise to try to get to the bottom of your question "What's wrong with my head?"
However, based on the quantity and quality of the information you provided, I'm not going to be able to do anything here.
One problem that I did decipher is this - You're looking for "Long term" and then you put this as your first date idea:
Go out and do stuff. Most likely eat part of some dead animal. Then drink some type of intoxicating liquid, then go back to your place and F*CK like cave man style. I'll get prehistoric on your ass.
I do however, think that you can stop looking.
You say you're looking for your "biatch"... and from your pictures, I see that you've gotten yourself a dog. So, that was easy. You've got everything you ever wanted, you just didn't know it. | |
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| eyebird
Posted: 12/28/2005 12:41:06 PM | All of your pictures are scary, except the first one, which isn't very clear.
You have WAY too many interests listed. Keep it to 9-12. If you don't think a chick would want to date you because of an interest, scrap it. And try not to be repetitive.
Otherwise, I think you're one of those different kinds of folks, which is what you portray. Not everyone is into that. So you're limiting your possibilities. | |
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| eyebird
Posted: 12/28/2005 12:55:14 PM | | Go for ya life I seek you advise!! | |
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| CSFive
Posted: 12/28/2005 1:05:24 PM | | You are certainly an expert? Any advise for me? Mine's kind of still a work in progress, as I've cut a lot out (I think it was too long) and tried to organize it a little, but if you have any thoughts, I'd be happy to hear them! | |
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| kissingthepink
Posted: 12/28/2005 3:38:54 PM | Thanks for your time kikilynn.
Lol...No, I'm not a lesbian (not that there's anything wrong with that)! Kissingthepink is an obscure band from the 80's...I just liked the name and, hey, doesn't everyone like their pink kissed? And "the pink" can be whatever you want it to be. I actually get a lot of emails from guys asking about my username alone! I don't really have a problem getting emails, but, yeah, I am hitting the gym trying to lose those extra pounds, although I think I look pretty good even with the extra weight. I see you also have some tittie pics in your pro! You go sister!
Thanks for the constructive criticism, much appreciated. Do you want me to review your profile for you now??? lol
Take care! | |
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| kissingthepink
Posted: 12/28/2005 7:53:33 PM | | MMMM.....I hate to jump in and risk the flames but that all looks good to me..... | |
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| kissingthepink
Posted: 12/29/2005 3:37:14 PM | | There shall be no flames, sweatheart! Thanks for your feedback coming all the way from PA, USA! How are things in the good 'ole US of A? | |
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Joined: 12/12/2005
Msg: 219 | |
| kissingthepink
Posted: 12/29/2005 5:53:49 PM | Ok.. Kikilynn give me your best shot!
< braces for the impact > | |
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| dontdodat
Posted: 12/29/2005 8:44:06 PM | Okay, lets get to it.
New year new you? Are you schizophrenic?
Don't neglect to wear a shirt under your suit jacket (even if it is Halloween) when you have a belly and a hairy chest.
You are NOT the international man of mystery. Mike Myers is, so don't even think about it!
Delete this:
Hi,
About me, I am 26
Be careful of spelling and grammar mistakes. Remeber to use a space after a comma or period... etc...
I get so fed up going through all of these things in every review! | |
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| CSFive
Posted: 12/29/2005 9:18:34 PM | Don't tell me that I have to "msg you now" in your headline. That'll be for me to decide.
Get rid of all of the pictures with the spray painted faces.
Your about me... oh God...
Your spelling and grammare are fine, but... you... I guess the real problem is you.
You're dorky and I think you know it. But the way you write definitely reiterates it to your readers.
Try to keep your profile simple and to the point.
For example you listed all of the ingredients you commonly use. Are you for real? Why the hell do we need that information? Save something for when you actually get a date!!!
(Which might not be for a while.)
Your best bet is to encourage your workplace to set up a speed dating thing or something. Maybe you can meet a dorky gal from inside... | |
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| shurmpa2
Posted: 12/29/2005 9:34:59 PM | Chris,
I'm not sure where you came up with your user name, but it sounds like plagerism of one of the Oompa Loompas from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory .
Headline:
"Looking for a good woman."
Listen pal, you and the rest of the world! Come on. Get something that makes you stand out. Even I could put "Looking for a good woman" as my headline and it wouldn't be a lie, but do you see that as my headline? No, you don't.
I think you need to start going to the gym. Burn some calories. That pot really does you no justice. Simple rule of thumb for weight loss: If calories consumed are less than calories expended, you'll lose weight.
Hello: My name is Chris.
Hello, Chris! I feel like I'm at an AA meeting.
I've been divorced since April 2003
I have two children, a daughter age 22 and a son age 24.
I also have two grandchildren, a grandson and a granddaughter both age 3.
Do not demonstrate baggage.
You also have some spelling issues: believe ('i' before 'e' except after 'c', or sound it as "eh" as in neighbour and weigh), sitting (around a campfire), effort.
You have not first date ideas. | |
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| shurmpa2
Posted: 12/29/2005 10:25:55 PM | | I love it. I have always asked for honesty that I might Bleed For... Please... Upon me.. Your infinite wisdom, Do despose of. That I might move on with my pitiful life knowing full well that I am the worm... or.?. the wonder.?. beneath thy godlike Feet. | |
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