| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/15/2007 2:13:47 PM | its better to be a loser in love,than to love a loser..xxx | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/16/2007 9:21:36 AM | My mum once said " If our peter had longer legs he would be taller" ...bless her
We generally change for one of two reasons: inspiration or desperation
You can teach a old dog new tricks if you get a big enough stick | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/16/2007 12:24:07 PM | Mine probally isnt a quote but il add it "Kiss my @ss"  | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/16/2007 1:43:33 PM | Sex is nature, and I believe in going along with nature. -- Marilyn Monroe
I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that this included four hours of begging and then dinner and a movie. -- Sting
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings ... and lawyers. -- Richard Pryor
Personally I know nothing about sex because I've always been married. -- Zsa Zsa Gabor
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? -- Unknown
My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects. -- Les Dawson
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/16/2007 3:38:42 PM | mel gibson in maverick.. as my pa used to say he that runs away today can run away again tomorrow. kenneth williams in carry on cleo infamy,imfamy they all have it in for me. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 5/19/2007 5:19:03 AM | Ok heres one that totaly blows kids out the water when they are continually asking why...... my usual answer when asked but why is " cos cold potatoes are never hot " i know don't ask me but it stuns them into silence.
Anyone who says that anything is possible has never tried slamming a revolving door! | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 3:14:14 AM |
like I'm enslaved to a world that never appreciated shit YOU CAN SUCK MY****AND ****ING LIKE IT!!!
Jonathan Davies 1995 korn - faget
Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted.
John Lennon | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 4:23:05 AM | Cheer up...... for tomorrow you may not die after all!
And my favourite
Presumption is the mother of all fcuk ups......
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 4:54:06 AM | If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.... Marilyn Munroe
Make new friends - but keep the old One is silver, the other is gold.
2 of my favourites | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 9:01:06 AM | | "If foreigners come to Britain thinking their British, then does that mean if a dog is born in a barn, it's a horse?" | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 9:13:23 AM | | The only person who deserves your tears is the one who would never make you cry. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 1:16:08 PM | | There's one guarantee in life, you will wake up every day, until the day you die | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 1:22:28 PM | | "Friendships multiply joy and divide grief." | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 1:25:28 PM | if you brake your leg, dont come running to me
i love that one.  | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 1:42:40 PM | Life is not measured by the breathes we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
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If you dont climb the mountain you won't enjoy the view! | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 1:52:32 PM | Oscar Wilde on his death bed- Looks with distaste at decor on wall, and says :
"Either It goes or I go!" | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 1:59:43 PM | Mae West - Its not the men in my life, its the life in my men!! apologies if been done, too many pages to read  | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 2:11:14 PM | | He who laughs last, thinks slowest | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 2:12:19 PM | | people who live in glass houses should not shag in daylight | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/24/2007 2:36:25 PM | Money is the root of all evil
how true
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/25/2007 1:08:09 PM | ^^^^^^Miss Gerrard^^^^^
Only if you allow it to be- Money is only paper.. It's the attitude behind those pieces of paper..tho i get what you mean!..; ) | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/25/2007 1:23:30 PM | I'm not a tease,,,,, just a reminder of what you can't have
i like that one | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/25/2007 1:35:31 PM | | If you have nothing nice to say..... don't say anything at all. | |
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/25/2007 1:44:11 PM | Mae West again i think....
A hard man is good to find....... ooerrrr
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| Favorite Quotes Posted: 9/26/2007 12:56:44 AM |
Money is the root of all evil
if your going to quote, at least get the quote right
its:
the love of money is the root of all evil  | |
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