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Posted: 9/26/2007 2:26:09 AM | Absolutly right, mr blue sky.
try this,
Grow old gracefully?! Whatever for? It's much more fun to grow old disgracefully!- Oscar Wilde. | |
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Posted: 9/26/2007 5:34:27 AM | | flatbattery will get you nowhere | |
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Posted: 9/26/2007 5:35:47 AM | opinions are like arseholes
everyone has got one
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Posted: 9/26/2007 5:37:18 AM | lifes for living..so what you waiting for???? | |
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Posted: 9/26/2007 6:02:49 AM | | marriage is like being a pubic hair on a toilet, sooner or later you will get p*ssed off | |
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Posted: 9/26/2007 6:05:07 AM | men are like parking spaces... all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped...
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Posted: 9/26/2007 6:08:35 AM | life is a beach
and there is a party going on somewhere.
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Posted: 11/23/2008 6:44:45 AM | Give a man a fish and he can eat for a day. Give him a gun and he can solve his own f*****g problems.
~ J.I.Q.
Once childhood is over, having the same age is no longer a point in common.
~ Sulphuric Acid, by Amelie Nothomb
From the first moment I looked into that horror on September 11th, into that fireball, into that explosion of horror, I knew it, I recognized an old companion. I recognized religion.
~ Monsignor Lorenzo Albacete, professor of theology at St. Joseph's Seminary in New York
Sometimes it’s just easier being a jerk.
~ Meowth, in Pokemon
Pete Doherty: What a waste of good heroin.
~ Unknown
Never take your eyes off the opponent, even when you bow.
~ Unknown
Sexuality: It yearns to be classified and then defies classification just to spite you.
~ Unknown
Love is blind but friendship closes its eyes.
~ Unknown
Long hair is dangerous in a fight. By extension, long hair on a man is an announcement to the world that he thinks a fight will never get to the point where anyone can grab his hair. This is why long hair is viewed as a badass thing for bikers and Vikings.
~ Unknown member of POF, on POF Forums
She was a great man whose only fault was being a woman.
~ Voltaire, on Émilie du Châtelet
Religion is an insult to human dignity. With or without it, you'd have good people doing good things and evil people doing bad things, but for good people to do bad things, it takes religion.
~ Steven Weinberg - Nobel Laureate
Most of the Master Quest levels are like the original Ocarina of Time levels but really scary, like someone sane gave the level design to some psychopath and was like “Here, draw this.”
~ Unknown member of Lik-Sang commenting on the ‘Zelda: Master Quest’ video-game
All the world will be your enemy,
Prince with a Thousand Enemies,
And when they catch you, they will kill you…
But first they must catch you.
~ Watership Down, poster quotation [continued below from source]
Digger; Listener; Runner,
Be cunning and full of tricks,
And your people will never be destroyed.
He was just some lonely guy I picked up on a rainy day.
Some lonely devil…
…Who had beautiful dark gray eyes…
And smelled like blood.
~ Chiaki, from the Demon Ororon by Mizuki Hakase
I see I’m not perfect - but that’s all I see.
~ Trapt, Lost in a Portrait
I've gone into thousands of furtune teller's parlours, and have been told thousands of things, but nobody ever told me I was a policewoman getting ready to arrest her.
~ A New York Detective
In tragedy, embrace oblivion. It's the closest you will ever come to clarity.
~ Tao
If you can appreciate something beautiful, then you can also appreciate someone beautiful.
~ Tao
If you truly want nothing, you must have something to subtract.
~ Tao
Ineptitude: If you can't learn to do something well, learn to enjoy doing it poorly.
~ Ashleigh Brilliant
The quickest way to not be fat is to eat LESS and move MORE.
~ Unknown
Life is an incessant series of problems... all difficult, with brutally limited choices - and a time limit.
~ Chapel the Evergreen, in Trigun
I’ve grown to hate my own creation. Now I know how God feels.
~ Homer, the Simpsons
I don't have the stats to hand, but RedEye would guess that the number of copies of Doom involved in handgun killings last year was significantly lower than the number of handguns involved in handgun killings.
~ RedEye, in Edge magazine
The one thing you can be sure about gameplay, is that when it's bad, it's obvious. But when it's good, it's almost transparent.
~ Danster, Edge Forums
Good news: the 'All-You-Can-Eat' salad bar joint just decided to stay open 24 hours a day! We can get a table by the window and live there for the rest of our lives - for only $5.95 apiece!
~ Dogbert, in Dilbert by Scott Adams
I bought a sofa because I enjoy conformity.
~ J, UKA
Isn’t it about time for you to be getting on the bus back to Sesame Street with all the other retards?!
~ J, UKA
Golly, how awesome! Let’s go play some O-Town and slowly kill ourselves.
~ J, UKA
Her magical vagina is able to pull God down from Heaven and make him feel inferior.
~ Unknown, a critical opinion of the character Bella from the book ‘Twilight’ by Stephanie Meyer
I have nothing to confess. All the things I like and think about and do are enough that redemption is out of the picture. I'll just stay in my twisted little f*****d up head and enjoy the nightmare.
~ Unknown, DS Forums
If you sin, you go to hell. If you are naughty, Santa will put coal in your stocking. What the hell is the spiritual value of that c**p? Be nice to save your own hide. A favorite teaching of mine to be sure.
~ moJoe, on Everything2
First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.
~ Usenet
Science is not a Democracy! You cannot decide reality by popular vote.
~ Wasserspeier, on Fark
The real world has a term for kids who try to use Micro Machines to outsmart bad guys during a robbery: missing and presumed dead.
~ Cracked discussing Home Alone
You forgot Gary Coleman. At age 7, he had the nation laughing as he tried to figure out exactly what it was that Willis was talking about. Later, still at age 7, he managed to hold down a mall security guard job after he had gotten bored with acting. A few years after that, at age 7, he was ending his marriage in the best possible way, on Divorce Court (check Youtube). I imagine, 30 or 40 years from now, he'll be the first person to die from old age at 7.
~ Unknown Comment, on Cracked
Conceal nothing. And watch the fools search forever.
~ Andromeda
I am what I have to be.
~ Batman [DC Comics]
A witty saying proves nothing
~ Voltaire
Whenever something that has been humanly created doesn’t make sense, it’s probably an advertising campaign.
~ Unknown comic book quote
As it turns out, my faith was fine. God was just telling me c**p.
~ Unknown comic book quote
God learnt in the beginning what we should have realised all along: if you take your eyes off the world for even a moment you lose sight of everything.
~ Unknown comic book quote
Laugh once. Laugh loud. Laugh your last laugh. Here comes the end.
~ Unknown comic book quote
That’s not an opinion, it’s an observation. An opinion suggests you know what the hell you’re talking about.
~ Unknown comic book quote
Where do babies come from?
Okay, listen up kid. I’m going to tell you what I told my ex-wife: sometimes people get stupid… and then accidents happen.
~ Unknown comic book quote
You know the saying “Kiss and make up”? Not so effective when you’re arguing with a cop.
~ Unknown comic book quote
I don’t have time to love you.
~ Unknown comic book quote
Drugs couldn’t cure this mess.
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Posted: 11/23/2008 10:48:50 AM | "I'm not conceited but God knows I have every right to be"
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Posted: 11/23/2008 1:07:42 PM | "Last night you were unhinged. You were like some desperate, howling demon. You frightened me.
Do it again..."
Morticia Addams | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 1:15:58 PM | "Women's Liberation is just a lot of foolishness. It's the men who are discriminated against. They can't bear children. And no one's likely to do anything about that" -Golda Meir
"If a foreigner comes to Britain thinking their British, then does that mean if a dog is born in a stable, it's a horse?"
"Yesterday's history, tomorrow's a mystery, today is a gift and that's why it's called the present."
"A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him"
-Sir Winston Churchill
"I would rather be happy on a bike than cry in the back of a Rolls Royce" | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 1:31:33 PM | "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, thats as good as they're going to feel all day." - Frank Sinatra
"A woman should be obscene and not heard." - Groucho Marx
"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence?" - Stephen Wright
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." - Ernest Hemingway
"Love, a temporary insanity curable by marriage." - Ambrose Bierce | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 1:36:41 PM | One things for sure Breezy1208, we wouldn't be needing a case of 24 beers for you now would we?  | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 1:46:53 PM | An ounce of help...... is worth a ton of sympathy!
My Old Dad! | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 3:43:26 PM | If you go into a bar you've never been in before, order a bottled beer. If they won't give you the bottle, leave.
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Posted: 11/23/2008 4:29:58 PM | You tried your best and you failed miserably. the lesson is 'never try'. -Homer Simpson
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. | |
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Posted: 11/23/2008 5:45:24 PM | "dont know where i read it, might have been on a packet of rizla actually"
Reminds me about some thing I read on the wrappers for always ultra sanitry towels
Not actually a qoute but it goes like this:
"It is a known fact that women in menstruation have less spacial awareness"
This fact explains so much about my reverse parking
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Posted: 11/24/2008 3:03:21 AM | Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
We must descover our right to participate in our future and not accept the role allocated to us-as mere spectators of the activities of our leaders who claim the right to take all the decisions and expect us to obey them. Tony Benn
All animals except humans know that the true meaning of life is to enjoy it
Patriotism has nothing to do with Conservatism.It is actually the opposite of Conservatism,since it is devotion to something that is always changing and yet is felt to be mystically the same.It is the bridge between the future and the past George Orwell
Do what you like,just dont get caught My Dad | |
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Posted: 12/16/2008 9:43:57 PM | From The Notebook.
Noah: It was never over for me........IT STILL AIN'T OVER!!!
Ally flaps arms about.
Ally: Say I'm a bird
Noah Laughs
Ally:Saaaaaaaaay I'm a bird
Noah: You're a bird
Ally: Now say you're a bird
Noah looks at Ally
Noah: I'm a bird if you're a bird
From When Harry Met Sally.
Sally sat at the table with Harry looking on whilst she does that funny has hell fake orgasm performance.
Little old lady to Waiter: I'll have what she's having!
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Posted: 12/17/2008 11:50:54 AM | "Men are like toilets - all the good ones are taken, the rest are full of ****"
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Posted: 12/17/2008 12:12:17 PM | I'd love to know what my body thinks is in store for it that it needs long nasal hair to deal with it.
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Posted: 12/17/2008 3:14:38 PM | "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got"
"To succeed in life you need 3 things, a wishbone, a backbone and and a funny bone"
"Revenge is a dish best eaten cold"
"You can trust someone without loving them but you cannot love somebody without trusting them"
"Smile.....it makes people wonder what you've been up to"
"Up here for thinking, down there for dancin'"
"There's a moment we all come to, in our own time in our own space
Where all that we've done, we can undo,if our hearts in the right place"
"There's two dates in time that they carve on your stone
And everyone knows what they mean
But the time most important is the time that is known
As that little dash there in between"
"Let nothing come between, simple man,simple dream" | |
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Posted: 12/17/2008 3:42:28 PM | "A man who wants nothing... is invincible"
"Love is a noble act of self-giving, offering trust, faith, and loyalty. The more you love, the more you lose a part of yourself, yet you don't become less of who you are; you end up being complete with your loved ones." | |
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Posted: 12/18/2008 8:21:34 AM | | When the only tool you have is a hammer, it's amazing how every problem looks like a nail. | |
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