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Posted: 12/18/2008 9:52:56 AM | "where there is life there is hope has deeper meaning in reverse, where there is hope there is life"
That has stuck in my memory from schooldays (long time ago now) | |
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Posted: 12/18/2008 10:08:08 AM | I love this from The Life Of Brian.
Brian: Please, please, please listen! I've got one or two things to say.
The Crowd: Tell us! Tell us both of them!
Brian: Look, you've got it all wrong! You don't NEED to follow ME, You don't NEED to follow ANYBODY! You've got to think for yourselves! You're ALL individuals!
The Crowd: Yes! We're all individuals!
Brian: You're all different!
The Crowd: Yes, we ARE all different!
Man in crowd: I'm not...
The Crowd: Sch! | |
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Posted: 12/18/2008 10:24:41 AM | Let go of my ears, I know what im doin!
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Posted: 3/10/2009 6:10:31 AM | Boobs are brilliant.... ~ Pants on Fire | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 7:04:05 AM | Never judge a book by its cover not unless you cover just another
Jonny Rotton 1976.......... | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 7:10:03 AM | always let your conscience be your guide . . . jimminee cricket 1940 
right turn clyde . . . clint eastwood (every which way but loose)
shut up big nose . . . eric idle (life of brian)
first lines]
Wise Man #1: Ahem!
Brian's mother: Oh!
[falls over in chair]
Brian's mother: Who are you?
Wise Man #2: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: What?
Wise Man #1: We are three wise men.
Brian's mother: Well, what are you doing creeping around a cow shed at two o'clock in the morning? That doesn't sound very wise to me.
Brian: Excuse me. Are you the Judean People's Front?
Reg: Fuck off! We're the People's Front of Judea
Reg: All right, but apart from the sanitation, medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh water system and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?
Attendee: Brought peace?
Reg: Oh, peace - shut up!
Reg: There is not one of us who would not gladly suffer death to rid this country of the Romans once and for all.
Dissenter: Uh, well, one.
Reg: Oh, yeah, yeah, there's one. But otherwise, we're solid.
Brian: Have I got a big nose, Mum?
Brian's mother: Stop thinking about sex!
Brian: I wasn't!
Brian's mother: You're always on about it. "Will the girls like this? Will the girls like that? Is it too big? Is it too small?"
The Crowd: The Messiah! The Messiah! Show us the Messiah!
Brian's mother: The who?
The Crowd: The Messiah!
Brian's mother: There's no Messiah in here. There's a mess all right, but no Messiah. Now go away!
Brian: I am NOT the Messiah!
Arthur: I say you are Lord, and I should know. I've followed a few.
Reg: If you want to join the People's Front of Judea, you have to really hate the Romans.
Brian: I do!
Reg: Oh yeah, how much?
Brian: A lot!
Reg: Right, you're in.
Stan: It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
Reg: But you can't have babies.
Stan: Don't you oppress me.
Reg: Where's the fetus going to gestate? You going to keep it in a box?
Ex-Leper: Okay, sir, my final offer: half a shekel for an old ex-leper?
Brian: Did you say "ex-leper"?
Ex-Leper: That's right, sir, 16 years behind a veil and proud of it, sir.
Brian: Well, what happened?
Ex-Leper: Oh, cured, sir.
Brian: Cured?
Ex-Leper: Yes sir, bloody miracle, sir. Bless you!
Brian: Who cured you?
Ex-Leper: Jesus did, sir. I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
Brian: I'm not the Messiah! Will you please listen? I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Girl: Only the true Messiah denies His divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Followers: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fxxk off!
[silence]
Arthur: How shall we fxxk off, O Lord?
Matthias: Look, I don't think it should be a sin, just for saying "Jehovah".
[Everyone gasps]
Jewish Official: You're only making it worse for yourself!
Matthias: Making it worse? How can it be worse? Jehovah! Jehovah! Jehovah!
Jewish Official: I'm warning you! If you say "Jehovah" one more time (gets hit with rock) RIGHT! Who did that? Come on, who did it?
Stoners: She did! She did! (suddenly speaking as men) He! He did! He!
Jewish Official: Was it you?
Stoner: Yes.
Jewish Official: Right...
Stoner: Well you did say "Jehovah. "
[Crowd throws rocks at the stoner]
Jewish Official: STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT RIGHT NOW! STOP IT! All right, no one is to stone _anyone_ until I blow this whistle. Even... and I want to make this absolutely clear... even if they do say, "Jehovah. "
[Crowd stones the Jewish Official to death]
love from twinkle t!ts . . . clever kitten | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 7:57:41 AM | | You only live twice. Once when your born and once when you look death in the face! | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 9:23:19 AM |
Have you any favorite quotes?
"It takes a whole village to raise a child." (traditional African proverb, I think - and so very true!)
Also...
"He's a typical boy - full of piss and vinegar." (my Mom) | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 12:28:23 PM | Im the angel of your nightmares
Blink 182 | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 12:49:42 PM | Lois Griffin: "You're drunk again".
Peter Griffin: "No, I'm just exhausted 'cause I've been up all night drinking". | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 12:55:52 PM | Is that a gun in your pocket or are you pleased to see me
Mae West | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 1:20:13 PM | | "when i am good,i am very good , but when i am bad i am better" mae west | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 1:41:08 PM | A few more...
"Do what you did, get what you got."
"I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way." (Jessica Rabbit)
"If you get into bed with the devil, sooner or later you gotta f**k." (an old mate of mine) | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 4:15:44 PM | The most wasted of all days is one without laughter
just bought as a decal/stick on for the lounge...... how long til I rip it off....? | |
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Posted: 5/9/2009 4:16:17 PM | Dorothy Parker, on having an abortion:
"Serves me right for putting all my eggs in one **stard". | |
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Posted: 11/7/2009 1:21:48 PM | "A prisoner of war is a man who tries to kill you and fails, and then asks you not to kill him. "
-Sir Winston Churchill | |
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Posted: 11/7/2009 1:22:44 PM | | Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you're good is like expecting a bull not to charge you because you're a vegetarian. | |
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Posted: 11/7/2009 3:41:19 PM | | "Relax, don't do it, when you want to come" | |
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Posted: 11/8/2009 5:06:55 AM | | "There is a time in every man's education when he arrives at the conviction that envy is ignorance; that imitation is suicide; that he must take himself for better, for worse, as his portion; that though the wide universe is full of good, no kernel of nourishing corn can come to him but through his toil bestowed on that plot of ground which is given to him to till." "Self Reliance" by Ralph Waldo Emerson | |
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Posted: 11/8/2009 5:14:17 AM | | It's not that your nose is big, just that your face is further back than anyone elses! | |
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Posted: 11/9/2009 5:54:06 AM | The art of family life is not to take it personally - Adam Phillips.
ie, if your adolescent, spouse, toddler whatever is foul to you, it's probably because they're depressed, worried, ill, stressed etc. Especially true of adolescents. | |
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Posted: 11/9/2009 12:41:52 PM | | it has to be what my dad used to say to us "you learn by your mistakes" | |
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