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Posted: 12/1/2006 4:37:22 AM | I shan't be pulling the levers there but I shall be a very good back-seat driver.
Margaret Thatcher
And also from her...
I'm extraordinarily patient provided I get my own way in the end.
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Posted: 12/1/2006 4:53:38 AM | Ezekiel25:17
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.
Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children.
And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers.
And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay vengeance upon you.
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Posted: 12/1/2006 4:54:02 AM | I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.
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Posted: 12/1/2006 6:33:00 AM | " To have friends you have to be one"
Feck knows--but it was on a cusioun I saw.
to short and I am busting for the loo--to late--who do I sue here.
Edit: aahhhh thats better--and as the wife used to say
"don't get any idea's jimbob--they only do that for films"
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Posted: 12/1/2006 6:35:39 AM | Dilbert:
"For a man of his hygiene, he does not steal as much as you would expect"
A gret insult for someone. | |
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Posted: 12/1/2006 7:09:05 AM | | Never argue with an idiot they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. | |
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Posted: 12/1/2006 7:11:19 AM | | If you are going to have one, have a big one!!! | |
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Posted: 12/1/2006 7:23:27 AM | I would never do crack..........i would never do a drug named after apart of my own ass, okay?
Alwas go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they won`t come to yours | |
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Posted: 12/1/2006 8:01:54 AM | "If I'd known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself"
David Crosby
"Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an a**hole"
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Posted: 12/1/2006 8:03:48 AM | | Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time | |
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Posted: 12/1/2006 10:07:23 AM | "Time is an illusion, lunchtime doubly so"
Ford Prefect
"Practice mindless thoughtfulness and random acts of kindness"
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Posted: 12/1/2006 10:20:35 AM | "You've got to stand for something or you will fall for anything"
~~Unknown
"If you want the rainbow you have to put up with the rain."
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Posted: 12/1/2006 10:47:20 AM | | Cant means wont,, Wont means jail,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, | |
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Posted: 12/1/2006 12:13:58 PM | | 'Do I know what rhetorical means?' | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 7:27:33 AM | I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi or even smile at me because I know, even if its just for a second, that I've crossed your mind.
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Posted: 12/16/2006 9:48:06 AM | This was in a portaloo in Mosul, Iraq.....' here I am sitting in the can ooooooops just gave birth to an American' pmsl.
'you can't bluff a bluffer' 'It's only gay if no one is watching' I have loads of them. Mostly stupid, as you may have gathered. | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 9:50:38 AM | aint looked to see if this has been done already.
"Where did you last put it"
After watching a film in cimema
"Did you see that bit where...."
"Follow me I'm right behind you" | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 3:28:10 PM | "Before accepting any belief one ought to follow reason as a guide, for credulity without enquiry is a sure way to deceive oneself."
Aulus Cornelius Celsus (CE First Century) | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 5:59:12 PM | | ...to barman - A word of advice my friend. On a very hot day, in the middle of summer, by the seaside, never, ever refuse to serve a beer to a man wearing a long coat. | |
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Posted: 12/16/2006 6:04:56 PM | Eddie Izzard:-
"And Henry VIII, a big hairy king, went up to the Pope and said, "Mr. Pope! I'm gonna marry my first wife, then I'm gonna divorce her. Now, I know what you're gonna say, but stick with me. My story gets better. Second wife, I'm gonna kill her! Cut her head off. Ah, not expecting that, are we? Third wife gonna shoot her. Fourth wife, put her in a bag. Fifth wife, into outer space. Sixth wife, on a rotissamat. Seventh wife, made out of jam..." and the Pope is saying, "You crazy bugger! You can't do all this, what are you a Mormon? It's illegal. What have you been reading? The gospel according to St. Barstard?"
"Queen Victoria, one of our more frumpy Queen’s. They’re all frumpy aren’t they? Because it’s a bad idea when cousin’s marry. "
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Posted: 12/16/2006 9:37:49 PM | If You Fell Into A Barrell Of The Corrs,
You'd Come Up Sucking The Guitarists****
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Posted: 12/21/2006 12:38:08 PM | Plum Voiced Journalist: So, is Ringo Starr the best drummer in the world right now?
John Lennon: (Laughs) Ringo's not even the best drummer in The Beatles. | |
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Posted: 12/21/2006 12:40:18 PM | Trick or Treat.
If you don't give me chocolate.
I'll put your windows through.
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Posted: 12/21/2006 12:42:26 PM | Why have a dog and bark yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hey longshanks you know what im saying
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Posted: 12/21/2006 1:12:20 PM | "Well who cares anyway - they're just Bishops
they'll come in, they'll strip down the wallpaper, they'll fumigate the place, and they're gone.
What's so bad about that?"
- Father Ted, Series 2 Episode 3 | |
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