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 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 501
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We both know that the Fat Man is in town. He's up to something but I haven't been able to find out anything. Will you help me?" "Sure," I replied, "but first I want to
 smitten2meetu
Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 502
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:14:58 AM
sing like a girl and prance around the kitchen like ...
 gurlznotgrey39
Joined: 12/12/2004
Msg: 503
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:17:13 AM
a pink flamingo on Viagra
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 504
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:19:03 AM
and tell you the Fat man i think has information that we both been searching for...but i can't stand being near him he always has that black raven on his shoulder and wears that same white suit that is now covered with bird poop and he smells real bad...can't we just give him a phone call?"
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 505
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:19:37 AM
She replied "yes, it's possible to call him, but we still need to get close. It's the bird - the bird has all the info we need." "Great" I said, "but right now I need a hot shower and some sex - I could do it alone, but to you I extend my cordial invtitaion. Whaddya say?"
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 506
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:21:42 AM
"Sure Stud....you have the pickle with you?" She said....
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 507
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:27:38 AM
with that sultry smile. I knew it! She just wants my pickle - I'll give her my pickle all right! "Sure," I said, "come up to my room and slip out of those clothes. Then you can undress me using only your teeth and then we can
 smitten2meetu
Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 508
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:29:05 AM
compare your pickles with the others, with a grin on his face, the leaped off to the room carrying the lady as they quickly....
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 509
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:33:24 AM
tabulated their expense accounts in their heads (once a professional, always a professional). Arriving at the room and opening the door they were alarmed to discover that someone was there waiting for them. "It's you!" they both exclaimed in unison. "Yes, it's me. Did you really think you could hide? You know that I'm
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 510
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:35:34 AM
a smelly Fat man could'nt you smell me before you entered the room?
 smitten2meetu
Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 511
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:35:42 AM
The Pickle Inspector and only I can determine the product is valuable...You know when you're professional you must always show the respect. They stood in silence when the plan came into effect..
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 512
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:38:17 AM
and then said " You are not only the fat man but a pickle inspector too?"
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 513
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Posted: 3/3/2005 11:45:31 AM
"Hey, it's a downturn economy - everybody's got to hustle these days. Now show me your pickles or there'll be a stiff fine to pay!" I knew he had another motive for wanting to see the pickles and I'm pretty sure it had something to do with the bird, but before I could do anything, Jade flicked the bird and then flipped him the bird. "Get that suit cleaned" she said as we headed down to the front desk to arrange for another room. We got the room, showered and had sex for two hours, fourteen minutes and thirty-eight seconds. "Not bad" she said "You've learned to slow down a bit, I like that." Sigh - what does one do with a female spy? Well besides ...

We showered again, got dressed and headed down for lunch. I was a bit nervous because the place was crawling with deadly spies and ex-girlfriends. I really had to watch my back. While sitting at lunch I noticed something rather peculiar at the cafe across the street. It was
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 514
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:12:55 PM
two guys with black suits and sunglasses this could mean only one thing...and that was that the Blues Brothers were in town...
 smitten2meetu
Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 515
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:18:02 PM
armed with their music it true that the party had begun and it was time to rock n roll, but one thing hinder on the minds ...could i put off business which was.....
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 516
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:21:59 PM
still on my mind. The black case I had left in the hotel safe. What was in it and why did 'Bernie' want me to deliver it to 'The Dwarf'? I would have to figure this out later because Jade turned to me and smiled and said
 smitten2meetu
Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 517
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:25:59 PM
barenaked ladies have arrived to perform with the blue brothers revisited. Hearing Naked, blues out of Jades mouth, wanted to ignore the hotel safe, and that dwarf can wait. I looked at Jade and decided to ....
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 518
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:31:27 PM
dance the night away with her! Fun times were being had by all until someone unexpected showed up to ruin the party. It was none other than one of my old girlfirends and worst enemy: The Girl From
 smitten2meetu
Joined: 11/16/2004
Msg: 519
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:43:05 PM
Hell, she looked like it and even held the personality of a witch...Fearing the she wanted to rekindle the romance, his escape was in progress as ......
 lateā„¢
Joined: 1/9/2005
Msg: 520
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Posted: 3/3/2005 12:45:23 PM
.....the girl from Ipanema comes walkin, tall and tan, young and lovely, ......Fid smiles, but she doesn't see, so he says, "Ahhh.....
 Browneyegirl49
Joined: 1/5/2005
Msg: 521
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Posted: 3/3/2005 1:33:14 PM
and she passes him by,,,,Whew says Fid, now it time to see Bernie and get the goods to deliever to the dwarf,,,Fid's natuaral curiousity causes him to open the package, where inside he finds,,,,
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 522
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Posted: 3/3/2005 1:38:35 PM
something completely unexpected. "Now I understand why 'Bernie' wanted 'The Dwarf' to have this - he's in love with him!" Our main characted wanted to show this to Jade, but she seems to have disappeared. Looking around, he saw a car speeding away with her in the back seat. "The Fat Man!", he exclaimed. "If he's gets her secrets then there's no stopping him. I must catch up with them!" Thinking quickly, our hero
 alura2
Joined: 3/18/2004
Msg: 523
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Posted: 3/3/2005 1:48:20 PM
grabs both women....
rushes out the door to a waiting stretch limo...throws the ladies inside..who are struggling ot catch thier breath...bewildered..and confused...follow that car our hero yells to the driver..whoi actually was in disguise...he really was..
 Fid Copya
Joined: 1/13/2005
Msg: 524
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Posted: 3/3/2005 1:52:49 PM
our hero. "Two of me?" They both exclaim in unison. "That's beside the point," said the driver. "Who are these two women? We already saw Jade being taken away and your ex is long gone. Nevermind, I guess I'm hoping for too much here." Or main character (passenger) just looked at our main character (driver) and said. "Mind if I smoke?"
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 525
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Posted: 3/3/2005 1:55:22 PM
" I don't care if you burn just as long you fork over the fare and a decent tip, pretty boy"said the sarcastic driver...
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