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 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 101
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the yetis advanced glideing across the glacier like powder snow on a cold gust of wind as I convulsed and gyrated trying to get all of the fleas at once the yetis became...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 102
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Posted: 1/4/2005 1:34:57 PM
oh my what a rucuss it was then I realised it was time for the annual running of the yaks festival, I looked up, an advancing swarm of hormonal yeti on one side and a herd of raging yaks on the other then it came to me I must....
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 103
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Posted: 1/4/2005 1:46:27 PM
th yaks mistook my scantily clad bottom protruding from the snow wraped in the loin cloth for a baby yak, nostrils flared as the yeti became engulfed with passion ,the yaks sensing a young in trouble began to...
 the noodler
Joined: 12/2/2004
Msg: 104
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Posted: 1/4/2005 1:48:22 PM
smurk. At seeing this, the Young Dubliners flew into the room like headless chickens screaming obsenities at the top of their lungs. I knew not what to do, and in my haste, took a bite of the balogny sandwich my cousin had forgotten. It was stale and tasted like...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 105
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Posted: 1/4/2005 1:50:15 PM
my parachute darn wrong cord I exclaimed as a gust of wind...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 106
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Posted: 1/4/2005 1:59:17 PM
the parachute became fully engulfed, with the baloney taste which was slightly worse than the yeti smelled still upon my taste buds I was pulled by my chute naked through a herd of yaks with horns and horny yeti seeing their prize escaping they decided to ...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 107
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Posted: 1/4/2005 2:06:09 PM
I had only ever watched one yeti porn star and I realised the cliff was...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 108
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Posted: 1/4/2005 2:18:47 PM
stopped briefly to ponder the female yeti and her whiles it was then the yetis with a longer stride passed the lead yaks I knew I could not escape them so I....
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 109
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Posted: 1/4/2005 2:26:05 PM
it gurgled forth an ominous sound from deep with in the bowel s of the mountain with so much base the ground trembled the young dubliners had returned and this time they had brought...
 Quack
Joined: 12/17/2004
Msg: 110
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Posted: 1/4/2005 2:42:46 PM
Standing there like a Knight in a fur covered suit of armor and his huntsman axe drawn. My jaw dropped in shock when he...
 Quack
Joined: 12/17/2004
Msg: 111
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Posted: 1/4/2005 3:16:52 PM
I just couldnt take this flea ridden yak skin loin cloth, so I started looking around, and what should I find? A...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 112
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Posted: 1/4/2005 3:19:06 PM
the scratching and convulsing distracted the BC huntsman his axe falling to the snow what are you doing he cried that is the yeti mating dance suddenly...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 113
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Posted: 1/4/2005 3:29:57 PM
a hang over with pain at both end s if this fails, but always a sport for good drink as all BC huntsmen are, we...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 114
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Posted: 1/4/2005 3:44:19 PM
exciting them to the point of frensy especialy the female . we grabbed our satelite camera phone and took a swig the hunts man knew he would be safe from his snow blind the other he was not so sure of a female yeti among eight rowdy males the odds did not look good but the lighting was so he hit record and...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 115
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Posted: 1/4/2005 5:25:18 PM
the uzi was dropped by one of the dubliners a bullet striking the alfa yeti (bc dude) in the ...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 116
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Posted: 1/4/2005 7:17:42 PM
left butt cheek the female yeti seeing her chance...
 Virgin Lip Service
Joined: 8/24/2004
Msg: 117
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Posted: 1/4/2005 8:19:22 PM
to beat a hasty retreat back to the yeti cave, where a nice warm piece of....
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 118
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Posted: 1/4/2005 8:39:44 PM
of vienna sausage was waiting for him, but it was not there...just then the Yeti saw a leprechaun with the sausage hanging out of his mouth...The leprechaun said i could'nt find me lucky charms so i ate your sausage..i will grant you a wish. The Yeti wished to be a human stud male chasing women in paris the leprechaun granted him his wish....
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 119
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Posted: 1/4/2005 9:03:24 PM
but as leprechauns are tricky wee folk he sent the human male stud lacking a......
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 120
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Posted: 1/4/2005 9:06:00 PM
rubber for his adventures in paris and no money to buy any, so he sold himself for a box of condoms to a female druggist and.....
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 121
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Posted: 1/4/2005 9:11:16 PM
was astounded to find the true meaning of...
 Excalibur
Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 122
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Posted: 1/4/2005 9:13:11 PM
hatred and jealousy among women....
 xchuck
Joined: 6/11/2004
Msg: 123
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Posted: 1/4/2005 9:23:25 PM
when a debutante rich frenchwoman with a french poodle walked into the pharmacy and ordered her poodle to attack the female druggist so she could have her way with the manstud.....
 Excalibur
Joined: 3/24/2004
Msg: 124
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Posted: 1/4/2005 9:25:16 PM
but the manstud had his eye on the pooch instead....ewww...
 cosmo's left the pond
Joined: 12/1/2004
Msg: 125
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Posted: 1/4/2005 9:26:53 PM
i belive the term he used was oooh la la and the poodle responded with...
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