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 onebigone

Joined: 4/4/2005
Msg: 101
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 12/30/2005 10:38:02 AM
If they really really suck a$$, I just f*****g tell them, You suck, you bettea do better than that. A. I say that because I do my damnest to please her, and most occasions, its because she isnt trying.
 KinkyCapitalist

Joined: 11/2/2005
Msg: 102
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 12/30/2005 10:42:06 AM
Start by telling them that they don't know how to suck in bed!
 BabySport

Joined: 9/10/2005
Msg: 103
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 12/30/2005 10:54:32 AM
You don't... You start showing what you like by showing him or her.
 kajjan

Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 104
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 12/31/2005 12:41:54 PM
i agree you tell her or him what please you and ask what they like kevin
 Vilmer

Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 105
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 12/31/2005 1:20:48 PM
Just laugh at them. After they finish crying offer to instruct them.
 dceeeee

Joined: 8/23/2005
Msg: 106
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 1/3/2006 7:32:08 PM
The only lover that is lousy in bed, is the selfish one. If it's "all about ME", it isn't gonna work, but that applies to the entire relationship...not just sex.

It takes two and if you are both trying to please each other, there is no way for it to be bad. Even if you have a hard time talking about it, you can 'show' each other what works best for you.

Try some encouragement...I'm sure she does SOME things right...If you comment, that, "I love it when you do that", or "it feels soooo good when you do that", it'll make her want to do it more. Everyone enjoys doing the things they are good at.

Then when that is successful, you could say, "I bet it would feel REALLY good if you....." , or..."I bet you would be REALLY good at....." Hopefully, she will pick up the ball and run with it. Soon she will be encouraging you about things SHE likes.

Now, OP, you mentioned that there are things that you don't like....

There are a few thing I haven’t tried, because I don’t like that sh!t, no pun intended, and I would assume that she wouldn’t either.

(Don't ASSUME anything)...did it ever occur to you that maybe these are things she DOES like, and maybe she feels that you are being a selfish lover?? ...Not saying that you are, because I don't know her, nor do I know what these things are.

I see a serious need for communication, here. It would be a shame to ruin a relationship over a lack of communication.

Like someone else mentioned, if nothing else works, try making a game out of it. Good luck, and I hope this helps....
 madamoiselle

Joined: 12/27/2005
Msg: 107
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 1/3/2006 7:49:40 PM
You send them a text message saying "you are my darling two-pump chump", hahaha.
 fadetoblackfadetoblack

Joined: 4/23/2005
Msg: 108
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 1/3/2006 7:55:28 PM
Look if you cant talk to your partner about your sex life then you shouldent be with them it is like so alot of pepole have said on here communication is the key to every relationship!!!!!
 oakvilleboy

Joined: 1/7/2004
Msg: 109
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 1/3/2006 8:07:54 PM
if there bad in bad and u feel bad telling them buy them a a book on sex and posistions and i think they'll get the point well atleast my ex did
 oakvilleboy

Joined: 1/7/2004
Msg: 110
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 1/3/2006 8:08:53 PM
sex is also like a sport tho practice makes perfect so jus give her a few lessons
 kajjan

Joined: 11/26/2005
Msg: 111
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Posted: 8/15/2006 6:08:58 PM
are you talking about**** or clit it is vry different but both are difffrent but beautiful i think you take it slowly mmmmmmmmmm kevin
 roxygemini

Joined: 12/1/2005
Msg: 112
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/15/2006 6:26:06 PM
Tell them to make you breakie and then call them a cab.
 kajjan

Joined: 11/26/2005
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Posted: 8/15/2006 6:41:49 PM
are you talking about ****or clit it is vry different but both are difffrent but beautiful i think the clit you take it slowly mmmmmmmmmm kevin You find that head of th e clit the bigger the better And you try it till it grows abd when it does you give the clit a blow job it be cums erect little****mmmmmmm you then brinng the girl to heaven and then you fingher just thinnner front of her while alpplying pressesse to her clit she if shee starts to to concentrate on contraction she will ejulater fantastic she will, ejulaculte squirt in her parteners facemmmmmm al ther best to all girls
 VisualDistortion

Joined: 8/7/2006
Msg: 114
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/15/2006 6:50:30 PM
Have a game of charades with them and tell them.
 kajjan

Joined: 11/26/2005
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Posted: 8/15/2006 7:30:36 PM
it s nots like that u hsave to be gengle at fiirst unftold her gentle folds u part the gente folds in inher vagina there are many beautiful fo hey are sweet things in her folds they are so many sexy things toi go from ther ask any girl she will tell you what to dommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 GroomerGirl

Joined: 7/18/2006
Msg: 116
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/15/2006 7:41:28 PM
You could try purchasing that new book, its called "Hey, you suck in bed and Im bored"!
 Mesnafugal

Joined: 7/12/2005
Msg: 117
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/15/2006 7:44:20 PM
^^^ and lay it on her side of the bed!!! Also, include one with 1001 sexual positions (you know the ones NONE of us would even try)
 Chillin_inCO

Joined: 2/20/2006
Msg: 118
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/15/2006 11:08:46 PM
Make suggestions.... some people just haven't had good sex or are too withdrawn to make suggestions in the bedroom. Take the rains and lead them to the promise land. Anyone can be a good lover if you show them how to make you happy and do the same for them. Communication is key and some people just don't like to talk about sex or are aprehensive in doing so. By doing that you just prolong getting what you want.
 walkontheocean

Joined: 8/12/2006
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/15/2006 11:36:55 PM
Well, I am a virgin, but I do love to sleep...literally sleep with people. I once cuddled up with someone who hogged the pillows, elbowed me several times, and I consider her to be bad in bed. I never told her.
 I3ig$exy

Joined: 6/19/2006
Msg: 120
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/15/2006 11:52:52 PM
If they suck take control of the situation, become sexually assertive. Show them what you like, how you ride. If it just ain't there it just ain't there. This job is the responsibility of both parties maybe the other thinks you suck and they are just riding it out.
 revenant10

Joined: 3/27/2006
Msg: 121
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/16/2006 4:16:23 PM
Or you could buy an inflatable...
 verygreeneyez

Joined: 3/15/2006
Msg: 122
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How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/16/2006 4:24:16 PM
"Honey, I'd like to share something with you. Please don't take this personally, because I don't mean it that way. But, lately I've noticed that....errrrrrrr....ah hem.......you seem to be a little uninterested in our sex life. Well, I guess to be honest ~ ARE YOU IN A FRICKIN COMA??????????" "And seriously, I don't mean any offense."

~OP~ It takes two to have great sex, only one to ruin it for both. If you aren't discussing things openly, expressing your wants/needs/desires/etc., half of the issue is yours. Communication is a nice place to start ~ but ultimately, there are times when two people are just not compatible sexually. Good luck.
 tradesman39

Joined: 7/5/2006
Msg: 123
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/16/2006 4:26:04 PM
I don't believe in telling someone they suck in bed. I would rather express what makes me feel good and how to please me so we could grow sexually. And on the same note I also like to be told what you like and dislike and when I touch the special spot so I can become a better lover for you.
 moaning momma

Joined: 8/8/2006
Msg: 124
How do you tell your Lover they suck in bed?
Posted: 8/16/2006 4:29:37 PM
You dont !
You say "honey i wanna play a game ,lets pretend its your first time and i have to teach you how to do EVERYTHING"then you take him by the hand and lead him to the room of your choice for instruction
 Piercedstuff

Joined: 5/6/2006
Msg: 125
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Posted: 8/16/2006 4:34:33 PM
ask them to leave the room so you can take care of buisness yourself
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