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| Brazilian wax?
Posted: 1/15/2006 8:39:25 PM | I don't eat bush ... it's a deal breaker  | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 1/15/2006 10:17:07 PM | NEVER will i ever wax...heres why:
sorry it is long but it is the funniest thing i have ever read.
a little laughter for the ladies:
>
> All hair removal methods have tricked women with their promises
> of easy, painless removal - The epilady, scissors, razors, Nair and
> now...the wax.
>
> My night began as any other normal weeknight. Come home, fix
> dinner, play with the kids. I then had the thought that would ring
> painfully in my mind for the next few hours: "Maybe I should pull the
> waxing kit
> out of the medicine cabinet." So I headed to the site of my demise:
> the bathroom. It was one of those "cold wax" kits. No melting a clump
> of hot wax, you just rub the strips together in your hand, they get
> warm and you peel them apart and press them to your leg (or wherever
> else) and you pull the hair right off. No muss, no fuss. How hard
> can it be? I mean, I'm not a genius, but I am mechanically inclined
> enough to figure this out. (YA THINK!?!)
>
> So I pull one of the thin strips out. Its two strips facing each
> other stuck together. Instead of rubbing them together, my genius
kicks
> in so I get out the hair dryer and heat it to 1000 degrees. ("Cold
wax,"
> yeah...right!) I lay the strip across my thigh. Hold the skin
> around it tight and pull. It works! OK, so it wasn't the best
feeling, but
> it wasn't too bad. I can do this! Hair removal no longer eludes me! I
> am She-rah, fighter of all wayward body hair and maker of smooth skin
> extraordinaire.
>
> With my next wax strip I move north. After checking on the kids, I
> sneak back into the bathroom, for the ultimate hair fighting
> championship. I drop my panties and place one foot on the toilet.
> Using the same procedure, I apply the was strip across the right side
of
> my bikini line, covering the right half of my vagina and stretching
> down to the inside of my butt cheek (Yes, it was a long strip) I
inhale
> deeply and brace myself....RRRRIIIPPP!!!!
>
> I'm blind!!! Blinded from pain!!!!....OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!! Vision
> returning, I notice that I've only managed to pull off half the
> strip. CRAP!!! Another deep breath and RRIIPP!! Everything is swirly
and
> spotted. I think I may pass out...must stay conscious...Do I hear
> crashing drums??? Breathe, breathe...OK, back to normal.
> I want to see my trophy - a wax covered strip, the one that has
> caused me so much pain, with my hairy pelt sticking to it. I want to
revel
> in the glory that is my triumph over body hair. I hold up the strip!
> There's no hair on it. Where is the hair??? WHERE IS THE WAX???
> Slowly I ease my head down, foot still perched on the toilet. I see
the
> hair. The hair that should be on the strip. I touch. I am touching
wax.
> CRAP! I run my fingers over the most sensitive part of my body, which
is
> now covered in cold wax and matted hair.
>
> Then I make the next BIG mistake...remember my foot is still
> propped up on the toilet? I know I need to do something. So I put my
foot
> down. I hear the slamming of a cell door. Vagina? Sealed shut! Butt??
> Sealed shut!
>
> I penguin walk around the bathroom trying to figure out what to do
> and think to myself "Please don't let me get the urge to poop. My
head
> may pop off!" What can I do to melt the wax? Hot water!! Hot water
> melts wax!! I'll run the hottest water I can stand into the bathtub,
get
> in, immerse the wax-covered bits and the wax should melt and I can
> gently wipe it off, right??? *WRONG!!!!!!!* I get in the tub - the
water
> is slightly hotter than that used to torture prisoners of war or
> sterilize surgical equipment I sit. Now, the only thing worse than
having
> your nether regions glued together, is having them glued together and
> then glued to
> the bottom of the tub...in scalding hot water. Which, by the way,
> doesn't melt cold wax. So, now I'm stuck to the bottom of the tub as
> though
> I had cement-epoxied myself to the porcelain!! God bless the man who
> had convinced me a few months ago to have a phone put in the
> bathroom!!!!!
>
> I call my friend, thinking surely she has waxed before and has
> some secret of how to get me undone. It's a very good conversation
> starter: Â"So, my butt and who-ha are glued together to the bottom of
the
> tub!" There is a slight pause. She doesn't know any secret tricks for
> removal but she does try to hide her laughter from me. She wants to
know
> exactly where the wax is located, "Are we talking cheeks or hole
> or who-ha?"
>
> She's laughing out loud by now...I can hear her. I give her the
> rundownand she suggests I call the number on the side of the box.
> YEAH!!!!! Right!! I should be the joke of someone else's night. While
> we go
> through various solutions. I resort to scraping the wax off with a
> razor. Nothing feels better then to have your girlie goodies
> covered in hot wax, glued shut, stuck to the tub in super hot water
> and then
> dry-shaving the sticky wax off!! By now the brain is not working,
> dignity has taken a major hike and I'm pretty sure I'm going to
> need Post-Traumatic Stress counseling for this event.
>
> My friend is still talking with me when I finally see my saving
> grace....the lotion they give you to remove the excess wax. What do
> I really have to lose at this point? I rub some on and .........The
> scream probably woke the kids and scared the****ns out of my
> friend. It's sooo painful, l but I really don't care. "IT WORKS!! It
> works!!"
>
> I get a hearty congratulation from my friend and she hangs up. I
> successfully remove the remainder of the wax and then notice to my
> grief and despair....THE HAIR IS STILL THERE.......ALL OF
> IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!. So I recklessly shave it off. Heck, I'm numb by
> now. Nothing hurts. I could have amputated my own leg at this point. | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 1/16/2006 8:17:36 AM | | Bikini waxes hurt like hell too and that's not even the whole area, although for $20 a bikini wax is well worth it since shaving always provides me with little bumps and razorburn. I just trim the rest down really close. A lot of the time hair removal is personal preference... a big bush can be rather uncomfortable and for me personally, I dislike the smell of women who have bushes... lol.. | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 1/16/2006 8:35:11 AM | I think shaving or waxing is too much to ask. If you want to do it, well, that's up to you, but I have no problem if you don't. I kinda like running my fingers through a little fur.
Silver | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 1:02:11 PM | | Speaking for myself, I'm going to stay with shaving it every other day. | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 1:34:28 PM | And that is exactly why you should leave it to the professionals!  Actually it hurts less and less the more you have it done and if you have a good beauty therapist it takes very little time! Well worth it to not have to deal with shaving! | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 1:37:04 PM | | I saw my sister do a wax once and i swore from that day on NO MAN WAS WORTH THAT MUCH PAIN!! OMG she got that shit stuck on her lol and she screamed when she had to tear it off..ugh...I will be happy shaving with my ladies razor and using my nice body oils to keep my stuff nice....too much pain for me. | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 2:30:09 PM | | The entire area gets waxed. It hurts alot!!!! but if you take an advil before it reduces the inflamation. Where I live it costs $45 and lasts for about 6 weeks. Worth the pain and effort when you feel oral sex on such smooth skin, as well as a guy's reaction. | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 3:01:34 PM | Aflower18, not to minimize what you went through, but, that is the funniest story, complete with "visuals", that I have heard in a long time. | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 4:43:44 PM | Aflower18,
One of the best and funniest descriptions I have ever read as to why you should NOT wax that area, leave to the professionals.
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 5:54:16 PM | Don't get so fancy with a brazillian wax.
Just use a can of pledge and a bic throw away | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 6:49:31 PM | | ummm yeah it does.work for blondes that is | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 7:04:04 PM |
Okay, I have been hearing that guys prefer women without any public hair. Now, shaving there is tricky and painful, just picture the image of what men do to thier face when getting nicks, little bits of tp on the face!
I have heard of the brazillian wax but I am not sure exactly what it is. Is that the entire area getting waxed?
Conair trimmer, 4 teh w1n !1!! | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 7:08:32 PM | This has to be one of the funniest things i have read in a long, long time...crying from msg #56.
I have taken to shaving...I have my eyebrows waxed and there is no way I'd ever put my so-called who-ha thru that pain, and no one needs to put hot wax between my butt cheeks!!!!
ps----a guy who is shaved is a quite a pleasant experience as well... | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/21/2006 8:46:53 PM | | there's no way in hell i am letting someone near my pretty bits with wax...lol...but shaveing isn't that bad, if you do it right. do it in the bath, soak in hot water for a bit. then instead of shaving cream, use baby oil, it makes things nice and soft. and whatever you do, don;t use disposable razors, those things are crap. invest in a good 4 bladed razor (women's have wires accross the balde to protect delicate areas, but mens shave closer to the skin and the shave lasts longer, so take your pick) as for landing strips, i have no idea why some people like them, i think it just looks like you missed a spot...but to each her own. | |
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| Brazillian wax?
Posted: 5/22/2006 12:25:15 AM | wow...what a bunch of p*ssies........(haha), pun intended... ;)
ok, where i live a brazillian is from the belly button, all the way around to the bottom of your spine...and yeah, hurts like h*ll the first time, gets better though, and...really helps if you have an experienced professional doing it for you....
personally i prefer it.... | |
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Posted: 5/22/2006 12:50:26 AM | I find it funny that there are so few guys on this thread... :)
But...what I really don't get...is why some women who say they do it for their guy (or girl, for that matter) who don't also ask the same thing from the guy.
Incidentally...is it also called a Brazilian when a guy gets it done?
Never used anything but a razor...but that would be an interesting conversation at a beauty salon...
"Yes, I'd like the back, sack, and crack please..." | |
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Posted: 5/22/2006 1:21:08 AM | "Yes, I'd like the back, sack, and crack please..."
^^^^^^^hahaha, I am sure the beautician would be sooo excited to take on that little project, lmao!!!!! Too funny, you guys are cracking me up, my stomach still hurts from reading the post about the woman and the waxing incident, lol!!! | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 5:27:48 PM | | I don't need any stories..Yes Yes Yes | |
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Posted: 5/23/2006 5:32:07 PM | | Yeppers and don't do it. It's not a good thing when someone says "Oh shit" when they're talking about down there. I looked down and the whole entire inside of my thighs and "other" area's were purple...ouch it bruised me bad. I'll stick to shaving you just have to be careful.LMAO | |
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