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 tigger2460

Joined: 8/28/2006
Msg: 226
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Posted: 11/17/2006 8:04:04 AM
not really a bumper sticker as such, but seen written in the dust on the back of a truck

'if you can't stop, please smile as you go under'
 Dyna gal

Joined: 9/6/2006
Msg: 227
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Posted: 11/17/2006 1:16:16 PM
^^^^^^^^^^Hey DRIVEN51 : Naw, there they are.....


Good one's too!!!!



Thanks for being a part of my life!
I never knew what evil was before this!


*********Oh, that's the Bumper Sticker.....Tee Hee
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 228
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Posted: 11/20/2006 9:14:27 PM
SEX is like pot ... The quality depends on the pusher.
 RNeal

Joined: 11/17/2006
Msg: 229
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Posted: 11/20/2006 9:17:27 PM
HONK if you want to see my finger
 cowboy1357

Joined: 11/14/2006
Msg: 230
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Posted: 11/21/2006 3:57:49 PM
heres on i like
If your going to ride my ass at least pull my hair(woman Trucker)
 velvet thorn

Joined: 10/25/2006
Msg: 231
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Posted: 11/21/2006 11:22:19 PM
Saw on the bumper of a very old Cadillac which was parked most on the curb. "If you don't like my driving then get off the sidewalk".
 redstarr612

Joined: 11/1/2006
Msg: 232
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Posted: 11/22/2006 5:24:03 AM
wine me dine me 69 me
 weber

Joined: 8/14/2006
Msg: 233
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Posted: 11/22/2006 3:11:19 PM
I used to be apathetic, but now I don't care.
 redneckcountrygirl

Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 234
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Posted: 12/1/2006 11:45:27 AM
Condoms are easier to change than diapers.
 chatrat23

Joined: 12/18/2006
Msg: 235
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Posted: 12/28/2006 5:56:21 AM
alright the latter of the 2 was great but i stil like this one i saw when i was prolly about 5 yrs old ...that was like ...........1977 star wars ///jaws/// slinky///rockem sckem robots///l............it said "live 2 ride ,ride 2 live"and ther was a cartoon image of a woman bullwhipping her husband under theyolk of her husband drawn carriage.....good shit why it stuck ill never know
 AS PER

Joined: 10/25/2006
Msg: 236
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Posted: 12/28/2006 11:03:00 AM
"Police officers never miss a beat"

and one that was out a few months after the McDonalds shootings in the States years ago depicting a male assailant on one side and the sticker reading:

'Some people are alive only because its illegal to kill them" Sort of says who has all the rights convicted murderers or the dead victims?

Had one on my car when the Premier of NB was caught with dope in his luggage as the Queen of England was touring the province.

Reality is for people who...
Can't handle drugs
 medussa19

Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 237
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Posted: 12/29/2006 3:05:01 AM
strippers are ppl too

nucking futs
 medussa19

Joined: 4/29/2005
Msg: 238
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Posted: 12/29/2006 3:09:21 AM
Eventual procrastinator

Bush/Chenney--meet the f^^ckers!!

official sex instructor

dont hate me b/c the ppl in my head dont talk to you

Jesus loves you, everyone else thinks ur an ahole
 luv_2_laugh27

Joined: 10/31/2006
Msg: 239
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Posted: 12/30/2006 7:15:58 AM
I had a good one an old Jeep of mine........the bumper sticker was upside down and read:

"If you can read this, please turn me over"

 xusnlt2

Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 240
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Posted: 1/18/2007 2:19:02 PM
luv 2 laugh27 - I saw that slogan tattoed on a woman's lower back...
 dknickerbocker

Joined: 4/29/2006
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Posted: 1/18/2007 2:34:21 PM
"The Bush Legacy...

Death, deception, deficit"

"Use big words... Bush is listening"

but my favorite is... "George Bush... like a rock... only dumber"


DK
 xusnlt2

Joined: 7/27/2006
Msg: 242
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Posted: 1/18/2007 4:05:37 PM
"Casualties in Iraq - 1,000/year, Highway Fatalities - 40,000/year, Democrats please pull off the highway now, I have a job to get to."
 bobalouie

Joined: 1/5/2007
Msg: 243
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Posted: 1/18/2007 5:22:17 PM
My honor student beat up your kid!
I hate bumper stickers!
 LIFE IS A HIGHWAY®

Joined: 12/27/2006
Msg: 244
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Posted: 1/18/2007 7:32:24 PM
had this one my car 20 years ago----'answer my prayers! steal this car!

unfortunately for me, it never sot stolen, hit, or broken into.
 dknickerbocker

Joined: 4/29/2006
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Posted: 1/18/2007 8:23:32 PM
My Dog is smarter than your president
 nicelookingandlowmiles

Joined: 12/26/2006
Msg: 246
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Posted: 1/18/2007 8:29:06 PM
My grandpa has one that reads
Dog and wife lost reward for dog. HA HA
Grandma just loves all the looks that people give her when they pass them.
 Better.Sound

Joined: 12/10/2006
Msg: 247
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Posted: 1/18/2007 11:48:03 PM
my friend's car is always dirty... so he got a bumper sticker that says
"my girlfriend is this dirty"
 snow_witch

Joined: 1/13/2007
Msg: 248
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Posted: 1/19/2007 12:07:56 AM
My all time favorite:

SURE YOU CAN TRUST THE GOVERNMENT
JUST ASK AN INDIAN
 chris125

Joined: 12/20/2006
Msg: 249
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Posted: 1/19/2007 6:49:29 AM
I BRAKE FOR HALLUCINATIONS.....AND DURING THE EARLY 80'S THERE WAS A BORN AGAIN REVIVAL THAT HAD AN INTERESTING BUMPERSTICKER, SUGGESTING THAT 'I FOUND IT!'...I LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I NOTICED ' I FOUND IT'...AND NOW MY FINGER STINKS!....REALITY IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T HANDLE DRUGS.
 babaoreily

Joined: 1/6/2007
Msg: 250
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Posted: 1/19/2007 10:42:06 AM
"I am the man from nantucket"
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