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Posted: 1/19/2007 9:48:06 PM | "I started out with nothing...and i've got most of that left". Truly my life right now LOL | |
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Posted: 1/21/2007 10:24:14 AM | | I saw a woman at the mall the other day with one that said, "Restraining Orders Are Just Another Way Of Saying I Love You" | |
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Posted: 1/30/2007 7:33:45 PM | 1. Gas Grass or A$$, Nobody Rides For Free.....
2. Do A Mouse A Favor Eat A Pu**Y...............
3. If You Love Something Set It Free, If It Comes Back It's Yours... If It Doesn't , Hunt It Down And Shoot It...
4. Never Trust Anything That Bleeds For Seven Days And Wont Die............( sorry girls i just read it..i didn't own it) | |
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Posted: 1/31/2007 3:50:09 PM | | Not funny, where is the humor? Maybe I just don't see humor in bad taste! | |
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Posted: 1/31/2007 8:47:28 PM | | I seen this on a Jeep: If You Can Read This Flip Me Over. | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 5:46:35 AM | So sorry if this offends anyone...but I find it funny
Welcome to Canada....now speak english | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 10:27:03 AM | Latest amusing one is:
420 - No I don't smoke pot, that is my credit rating.
A while back I saw this one and since I could actually read it I found it amusing and honked. In latin was written "Honk if you value of a Catholic Education".
But without a doubt the best one I ever saw was:
"TOO BAD IGNORANCE ISN'T PAINFUL" | |
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Posted: 2/10/2007 12:55:15 PM | I had this on my car in high school...
"Those who support abortion usually have already been born."
I don't know why it said "usually"... | |
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milumi
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Joined: 1/25/2007
Msg: 264 | |
| Best bumper sticker
Posted: 2/11/2007 1:17:52 AM | My favorites are : Save A Horse - Ride A Cowboy 
Catch and release is for fish, not criminals
Driver carries no cash - he's married | |
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Posted: 2/11/2007 10:49:03 AM | On back of a Pickup Truck,
"If i'd wanted to hear from an ***hole, I would have farted." | |
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Posted: 2/11/2007 11:44:15 AM | 'One drink and i'm gay'
Maybe not the funniest, but it was damn funny when i put it on me mates car without him knowing
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Posted: 4/17/2007 4:21:58 PM | | My sticker says I haven't been the same since that house fell on my sister the other one is a rent a geek it says dont surf porn! | |
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Posted: 4/17/2007 8:57:42 PM | How bout these two I seen recently,
If ya cant dazzle em with brilliance, baffle em with bullsh*t...
My other car is a piece a sh*t too.
I love that one n the guy had it on another piece a shit he was drivin...LOL!! | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 3:34:26 AM | I like this one - "I want to be just like Barbie that **** has everything".
The one on my car is - "If it has tyres or testicles it's gonna give you problems".
Here's a few more:
"I tried sniffing coke once, the ice cube got stuck in my nose"
"If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat!"
"Next time you wave at me use more than one finger please"
"They couldn't repair my brakes so they made my horn louder" | |
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Tigi
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Joined: 1/4/2007
Msg: 271 | |
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Posted: 4/18/2007 11:23:51 AM | "Well Driven? Call 0800 123456 (it's my mum, she worries)"
"Do Not Disturb - Already Disturbed"
Another one which made me laugh makes no sense without the description.....
It was one of those blue disabled badges, with a little white stick figure in a wheelchair, just like normal.................except....................there seems to be another little stick figure kneeling in front of the first one (doing what I can't imagine....!) and the wording? "Not That Disabled"
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Posted: 4/19/2007 6:37:51 AM | | not many immegrants like this on my car in the the shape of australia in the middle it has f#ck off were full | |
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Posted: 4/19/2007 9:02:01 AM | I haven't read every single one of these but I will but I'm trying. Very funny I'm having a great time here reading all these jokes by everybody. Now this bumper sticker I saw it about 10 years ago in a store(I was single). I now have a daughter so don't take it the wrong way but I just remember it and thought some of you might like it.
Save a girl scout, eat a brownie.
Sorry | |
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Posted: 4/19/2007 12:51:33 PM | | "If you're gonna ride my ass, you can at least pull my hair" | |
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Posted: 4/19/2007 6:47:16 PM | The best one I saw was for fighting breast cancer
it said "I LOVE BOOBIES!" | |
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