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 imalitltpot

Joined: 2/11/2007
Msg: 276
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Posted: 4/28/2007 9:39:28 AM
Where there's a will
I want to be in it
 bnggtrrdddsds

Joined: 9/9/2006
Msg: 277
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Posted: 4/28/2007 1:14:07 PM
This bumper sticker is for other peoples cars.........I hate cops.
 Undercover Angel

Joined: 10/26/2005
Msg: 278
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Posted: 4/28/2007 7:25:10 PM
"Warning! I Do What the Little Voices Tell Me To" lol My sister has this on her back bumper and while waiting at the Drive Thru at Timmies...the cashier told her the guy behind her liked it so much he was buying her coffee lol
 fishGoFish

Joined: 3/11/2007
Msg: 279
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Posted: 4/28/2007 9:17:03 PM
Just one more REPO and I'm DEBT-FREE!

 1Fish2Fish RedFishNewFish

Joined: 9/8/2006
Msg: 280
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Posted: 4/29/2007 8:36:20 AM
1) I don't love you since you ate my dog

2) My Karma ran over my dogma

There was another one I saw many years ago about the guns in my closet calling me. On the one hand, I find that pretty funny. On the other, it's sad to think that a bumper sticker of that nature will probably get you scrutinized by the US Govt now thanks to Cowboy George's Patriot Act.
 mthr2kds

Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 281
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Posted: 4/29/2007 9:38:14 AM
My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor student!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mthr
 mthr2kds

Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 282
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Posted: 4/29/2007 9:45:57 AM
My son's favorite " I wasn't speeding...............I was Qualifying!!"


Seen on a jacked up truck.......Wave as you go under! mthr
 mthr2kds

Joined: 10/14/2005
Msg: 283
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Posted: 4/29/2007 9:47:11 AM
My daughter's favorite.."Silly boys......Trucks are for Girls!!" mthr
 harleycwgrl74

Joined: 10/2/2006
Msg: 284
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Posted: 4/30/2007 8:50:14 AM
If all the voices in my head paid rent I wouldnt be so broke
 Single81

Joined: 10/15/2006
Msg: 285
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Posted: 4/30/2007 1:26:30 PM
I have on my truck................unless you are toilet paper get off my a**..................beer is cheeper then gas, so drink then drive..................yes this is my truck and no i will not move you
 shredtherad77

Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 286
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Posted: 5/2/2007 3:15:02 PM
"Eat A Gay Fetus For Jesus" is one of my favorites
 mmike29

Joined: 3/28/2007
Msg: 287
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Posted: 5/2/2007 5:20:11 PM
"Dont drink and drive, you may hit a bump and spill your drink"

"Its all fun and games untill they open the trunk" actually on my bumper
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 288
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Posted: 5/2/2007 6:49:32 PM
ā€œI’m afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police.
They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.ā€
 harleymikefxst

Joined: 4/28/2007
Msg: 289
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Posted: 5/2/2007 7:14:48 PM
The best one I've heard is no one died when Clinton lied
 wizardofossington

Joined: 4/14/2007
Msg: 290
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Posted: 5/2/2007 8:56:03 PM
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you."
 2wheel

Joined: 2/19/2007
Msg: 291
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Posted: 5/2/2007 11:08:26 PM
I'm not going bald, I'm just getting more head
 GirlWarrior

Joined: 4/3/2006
Msg: 292
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Posted: 5/3/2007 9:26:39 AM
Nuke the whales for Jesus.

The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.

You don't trust me to make a choice about my body, but you trust me to raise a child?

I think, therefore, I am an Atheist.
 lostnola

Joined: 12/6/2006
Msg: 293
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Posted: 5/3/2007 10:08:28 AM
ERACISM

I should think it speaks for itself
 franki2486

Joined: 8/22/2005
Msg: 294
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Posted: 5/3/2007 1:20:52 PM
if your not a hemmeroid get off my ass
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 295
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Posted: 5/3/2007 8:00:33 PM
What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding.
 wizardofossington

Joined: 4/14/2007
Msg: 296
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Posted: 5/4/2007 8:28:16 AM
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me..."
 fun_tall

Joined: 11/3/2005
Msg: 297
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Posted: 5/4/2007 8:43:00 AM
"Keep honking, Am re-loading"
 kingofaman

Joined: 4/18/2006
Msg: 298
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Posted: 5/4/2007 10:41:27 PM
I love cats...................they taste like chicken.................
 lucky13

Joined: 4/22/2007
Msg: 299
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Posted: 5/6/2007 2:43:06 PM
Not sure. Best Tee Shirt i even seen was on a guy riding a motorcycle. It said "If you can read this...the B**ch fell off!"
 qwertyuiop55

Joined: 3/29/2007
Msg: 300
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Posted: 5/8/2007 12:50:47 AM
feminism is the twisted idea that women are people too
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