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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/28/2007 1:14:07 PM | | This bumper sticker is for other peoples cars.........I hate cops. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/28/2007 7:25:10 PM | | "Warning! I Do What the Little Voices Tell Me To" lol My sister has this on her back bumper and while waiting at the Drive Thru at Timmies...the cashier told her the guy behind her liked it so much he was buying her coffee lol | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/29/2007 8:36:20 AM | 1) I don't love you since you ate my dog
2) My Karma ran over my dogma
There was another one I saw many years ago about the guns in my closet calling me. On the one hand, I find that pretty funny. On the other, it's sad to think that a bumper sticker of that nature will probably get you scrutinized by the US Govt now thanks to Cowboy George's Patriot Act. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/29/2007 9:38:14 AM | My Border Collie is smarter than your Honor student!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mthr | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/29/2007 9:45:57 AM | My son's favorite " I wasn't speeding...............I was Qualifying!!"
Seen on a jacked up truck.......Wave as you go under! mthr | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/29/2007 9:47:11 AM | My daughter's favorite.."Silly boys......Trucks are for Girls!!" mthr | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/30/2007 8:50:14 AM | | If all the voices in my head paid rent I wouldnt be so broke | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 4/30/2007 1:26:30 PM | | I have on my truck................unless you are toilet paper get off my a**..................beer is cheeper then gas, so drink then drive..................yes this is my truck and no i will not move you | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/2/2007 3:15:02 PM | "Eat A Gay Fetus For Jesus" is one of my favorites | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/2/2007 5:20:11 PM | "Dont drink and drive, you may hit a bump and spill your drink"
"Its all fun and games untill they open the trunk" actually on my bumper | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/2/2007 6:49:32 PM | āIām afraid of three things: Women, snakes, and the police. They all have the ability to hurt me and make it look like it was my fault.ā
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/2/2007 7:14:48 PM | The best one I've heard is no one died when Clinton lied  | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/3/2007 9:26:39 AM | Nuke the whales for Jesus.
The Virgin Mary was an unwed teenage mother.
You don't trust me to make a choice about my body, but you trust me to raise a child?
I think, therefore, I am an Atheist. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/3/2007 8:00:33 PM | What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers? A wedding. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/4/2007 8:28:16 AM | | "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but chains and whips excite me..." | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/4/2007 10:41:27 PM | | I love cats...................they taste like chicken................. | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/6/2007 2:43:06 PM | | Not sure. Best Tee Shirt i even seen was on a guy riding a motorcycle. It said "If you can read this...the B**ch fell off!" | |
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| Best bumper sticker Posted: 5/8/2007 12:50:47 AM | | feminism is the twisted idea that women are people too | |
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