online dating service

Free Dating Site    

REGISTER | MAIL/PROFILE | HELP | NOW ONLINE | SEARCH | RATING | FORUMS | SUCCESS STORIES
Plentyoffish dating forums are a place to meet singles and get dating advice or share dating experiences etc. Hopefully you will all have fun meeting singles and try out this online dating thing... Remember that we are the largest 100% free online dating service, so you will never have to pay a dime to meet your soulmate.
     
Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Best bumper sticker      Mod Threads Home login  
Page 13 of 15 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
 Author Thread: Best bumper sticker
 qwertyuiop55

Joined: 3/29/2007
Msg: 301
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/8/2007 12:51:54 AM
If I wanted any of your lip, I'd open my fly
 jj4u427

Joined: 2/2/2006
Msg: 302
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/9/2007 6:14:09 AM
"I believe in dragons, good men, and other fairytale creatures"
 CruizinSoCal

Joined: 2/27/2007
Msg: 303
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/9/2007 2:25:12 PM
I'd Rather Be Hated For Who I Am
Then Loved For Who I'm Not..


Before I Got Married I Got A Lot Of Head
Now All I Get Is A Bunch Of Lip...
 shieldvulf

Joined: 10/30/2006
Msg: 304
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/9/2007 3:17:55 PM
Your Honor Student Is In My TRUNK
 kevvo6

Joined: 9/30/2006
Msg: 305
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/9/2007 3:29:27 PM
the car in front is a skoda
 Funniegurl

Joined: 4/24/2007
Msg: 306
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/17/2007 6:21:21 PM
What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's all about?
 QuickStang

Joined: 1/5/2007
Msg: 307
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/17/2007 7:23:15 PM
On the back of my dad's Triumph Spitfire.


"The parts falling off this car are of the finest ENGLISH quality!"
 Milk Bandit

Joined: 4/5/2007
Msg: 308
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/17/2007 7:45:22 PM
My other ride is your mum.
 afterfreeze

Joined: 5/15/2007
Msg: 309
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/29/2007 12:27:50 AM
I still miss my ex... but my aim is getting better.
 ch33kym0nk3y

Joined: 5/24/2007
Msg: 310
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 5/29/2007 6:12:03 AM
save a cow, eat a vegetarian.

if you think this cars dirty you should spend a night with the driver.

next time you park so close, PLEASE leave a can opener.

take revenge s**t on a pigeon

i am a bomb disposal expert. if i'm breaking the speed limit, theres a reason. try to keep up.

(on a ladies t shirt) are you staring at my tic tacs?

 TnMtnGal

Joined: 4/23/2006
Msg: 311
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 9:22:05 AM
I saw one I liked and never found one like it so I had it airbrushed on a t-shirt.

If you think you are perfect when is the last time you walked on water.

Think about it - it's a good bumper sticker. lol
 Gerry61

Joined: 8/14/2007
Msg: 312
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 12:41:41 PM
Two of them:

If you drink, don't drive, don't even putt.

on the back of an old girfriends car:

If I wanted a peice of ass, I'd buy half a donkey.
 tats22

Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 313
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 3:27:50 PM
: thats funny!!lol
 tats22

Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 314
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 3:29:26 PM
: thats funny!!lol
 angus!

Joined: 10/29/2007
Msg: 315
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 4:09:20 PM
What do you mean junk? I paid 50 quid for this! (I bought it for my own car, and yes, it did cost £50!!
 masterofone8

Joined: 8/15/2007
Msg: 316
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 6:11:00 PM
fake titties taste funny
 sweety7015

Joined: 11/3/2007
Msg: 317
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 7:15:18 PM
all of these are great.
My sister has a fake license plate for her car that says "Get In, Sit Down, And Shut Up" and i think that ones pretty great :)
 hayl

Joined: 11/19/2006
Msg: 318
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/11/2007 8:37:00 PM
missing husband and dogs
reward for the dogs
 Pookie_schnickles

Joined: 9/5/2007
Msg: 319
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/25/2007 10:28:27 PM
"HONK. if you have never seen an ak 47 fired from a moving vehicle"

saw it on a kombi van lol
 BuddhaDon

Joined: 6/24/2007
Msg: 320
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/26/2007 4:36:46 AM
"SILF: Sheep..."
 davejp84

Joined: 4/29/2006
Msg: 321
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/26/2007 8:46:23 AM
On a van i walked past


My wife gives me sound advice . . 99% sound 1% advice :)
 Pookie_schnickles

Joined: 9/5/2007
Msg: 322
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/27/2007 1:21:49 PM
gas, grass or a$$ ... no one rides for free
 brandonwalls

Joined: 11/19/2007
Msg: 323
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/27/2007 1:55:21 PM
DOnt drink and drive you might hit a bump and spill your drink!
 MI Niteowl

Joined: 10/12/2006
Msg: 324
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 12/1/2007 12:11:21 AM
"If it's tourist season....why can't we shoot them??"

Saw this one on a car in Grand Rapids MI
" Mean people suck....nice people swallow"
 Paulie151

Joined: 3/8/2006
Msg: 325
view profile
History
Best bumper sticker
Posted: 12/2/2007 6:13:49 AM
I saw this one years ago when I used to live in New York. It had a cartoon picture of a guy with stuff spewing out from between his shoulders, and it said...

Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?

Page 13 of 15 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15
 
Show ALL Forums  > humor  > Best bumper sticker