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 MI Niteowl

Joined: 10/12/2006
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Posted: 12/2/2007 6:37:27 PM
"If you're going to ride my ass.....pull my hair"

.......well not may hair....but preferrably the woman driving this car!!
 krdog

Joined: 6/29/2007
Msg: 327
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Posted: 12/2/2007 9:25:11 PM
The Legend - 'No Child Left Behind'. The Legacy - No Child Left a Dime!
 Loveis4ever

Joined: 11/6/2007
Msg: 328
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Posted: 12/31/2007 8:25:23 AM
Many Many years ago had a T-shirt that said.... The word for today is "Leggs" Help spread the word. LMAO
 martyn_v8

Joined: 7/5/2007
Msg: 329
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Posted: 12/31/2007 10:04:47 AM
"Hows my driving? why dont you race me and find out...."

 MidtownJohn

Joined: 12/28/2007
Msg: 330
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Posted: 1/2/2008 5:14:23 AM
"Bush-Satan 2004...Why Change Horsemen In The Middle Of The Apocalypse?"
 Bene elim

Joined: 6/28/2007
Msg: 331
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Posted: 1/2/2008 6:27:04 AM
"Women are natural leaders... You're following one now"
 blues49

Joined: 11/30/2007
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Posted: 1/2/2008 10:24:21 AM
"just tryin' to make ends meet ..... anybody seen the duct tape ?? "
 Sunnydays1979

Joined: 12/12/2007
Msg: 333
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Posted: 1/2/2008 1:21:35 PM
Beer- now cheaper than gas. Drink don't drive.

Yes! on a bumper sticker. lol
 sweetblueyedarling

Joined: 9/30/2005
Msg: 334
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Posted: 1/3/2008 6:30:10 PM
My friend bought me one that read: ALL MEN ARE LIERS...I MARRIED YOUR KING

Sorry men, I know all men arent liers but my ex sure is the king of those who are.
 jetchris25

Joined: 4/27/2008
Msg: 335
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Posted: 5/5/2008 10:16:44 PM
Can you please stop your tits staring at my eyes
 missy-d1983

Joined: 2/21/2008
Msg: 336
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Posted: 5/6/2008 4:02:37 PM
A little sexist but I laughed

I believe in dragons, fairies, good men and other mystical creatures
 James_in_SD

Joined: 7/3/2006
Msg: 337
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Posted: 5/7/2008 4:55:53 PM
"This is my favorite bumper sticker."
 Matt^^

Joined: 12/2/2007
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Posted: 5/8/2008 7:04:10 PM
"I love Alberta Beef" and then somone wrote "curtains" right next to it
 Naples Rose

Joined: 3/1/2008
Msg: 339
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Posted: 5/8/2008 8:29:53 PM
OMG that is so funny! I love these threads ...
 timegoes

Joined: 4/26/2008
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Posted: 5/8/2008 8:55:29 PM
I once saw a guy in a wheel chair with a bumper sticker that said "wish I was walking"
 realdream7

Joined: 2/5/2007
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Posted: 5/9/2008 9:00:46 PM
"VISUALIZE WHIRLED PEAS" ~ my all-time favorite!!

And for all of you who get annoyed with those "honor student" bumper stickers:
"My child was inmate of the month at the county jail."
 Apologist~D.A

Joined: 2/28/2008
Msg: 342
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Posted: 5/9/2008 9:10:46 PM
"Why are you still here? The stupid folk left hours ago!"
 4SUSAN

Joined: 12/26/2007
Msg: 343
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Posted: 5/9/2008 9:40:52 PM
MY FAVORITE;

VERY FUNNY SCOTTIE,
NOW BEAM MY CLOTHES UP!

(THIS WAS ON THE BACK OF A STROLLER, THE BABY INSIDE WAS WEARING A DIAPER.)
 shieldvulf

Joined: 10/30/2006
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Posted: 5/9/2008 10:28:09 PM
MCCAIN 2008 : STAY THE CORPSE!

or

JOHN MCBUSH : FOUR MORE YEARS!

or

John McCain : FOUR MORE WARS!

or

My Other Car Is The International Workers' Revolution!

or

I BRAKE For JESUS!

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

Cheers!

Vulf
 blueyez88

Joined: 4/14/2008
Msg: 345
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Posted: 5/10/2008 5:12:44 AM
horn is broken, watch for the finger
 hootinholler

Joined: 6/10/2006
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Posted: 5/10/2008 10:22:12 AM
Of course it hurts! We've been screwed by an elephant!
 aman4u

Joined: 7/11/2004
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Posted: 5/13/2008 3:29:15 PM
hang the **** up and drive!
 PLUMBER27

Joined: 4/26/2008
Msg: 348
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Posted: 5/14/2008 9:42:45 PM
mins is " if yr going to ride my ass atleast pull my hair lol "
 american-soldier

Joined: 5/10/2008
Msg: 349
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Posted: 5/16/2008 11:10:48 AM
"the next time you see the "bad boy" type, look him in the eyes, shake his hand, then wink at his girlfriend because she knows shes dating a P U S S Y"
 guitard

Joined: 4/29/2008
Msg: 350
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Posted: 5/17/2008 7:48:29 AM
My car is so slow, it's always two payments behind!
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