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Posted: 5/17/2008 6:45:10 PM | I loved this one...
"Come over to the darkside!!! (we have cookies!!) | |
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Posted: 5/17/2008 7:48:25 PM | * Service May Vary Depending On My Mood And Your Attitude
* So Many Men, So Few Worth Getting Naked For
* You Go On Ahead, I'll See You At The Next Light
* Never Wrestle With A Pig ~ You Both Get All Dirty And The Pig Likes It
* Please Hold...It May Sound Like A Dial Tone, But Just Continue Holding | |
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Posted: 5/17/2008 10:24:50 PM | Not sure if these were posted yet so...
"Honk if you want to see an Uzi fired from a car window"
"If you can read this I'm not impressed. Most people can read." | |
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Posted: 5/19/2008 7:07:44 PM | I like children, but I can't eat a whole one...
Yeah, I know kinda sick, but it made me crack up | |
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Posted: 5/22/2008 8:14:00 PM | Best I ever saw was on a Posche 911, it simply said "My other car is a Porsche".
I still giggle when I think of that! | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 12:20:28 AM | "My other car is a skateboard."
"How's my driving? 1-800-EAT-SHIT!" | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 5:59:43 AM | Seen on a black sedan with tinted windows and a government license plate:
"My other car is right behind you" | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 7:10:09 AM | | Politicians & Diapers "need to be changed" for the same reason.. | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 8:37:36 AM | haha ... if your following me your lost to,
seen on a hotties back window... if your going to ride my a$$ at least pull my hair.
on a big doges ram..... dodge the father, ram the daughter,
the classic.... my other ride is your sister, | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 11:30:05 AM | true friends will ride in your car - no matter how many times you've nearly killed them.
good friends bail you out from jail - true friends are sat beside you saying ' sh*t we f*cked up this time' | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 12:15:34 PM | On my SUV, "Such a nice day, please don't f#ck it up"
Right next to the "Come to the darkside, we have cookies" one.
I'm not your average soccermom. | |
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Posted: 8/12/2008 1:27:42 PM | "I just want a President I could sip a Chardonnay with!"
C!
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Posted: 8/12/2008 1:56:52 PM | "If everything's coming your way, YOU'RE IN THE WRONG LANE!"
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Posted: 8/13/2008 11:16:46 AM | my favorite is
reality is for people who can't handle there drugs
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Posted: 8/14/2008 5:57:19 PM | Liquor in the front. Poker in the back. (with a pic of a half naked lady)
Ass, gas, or grass, nobody rides for free.
Real women pick up the check
I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable
A hundred thousand sperm and you were the fastest?
A real gentleman wouldn't stare at my stickers.
Republican: Because not everyone can be on welfare. (I'm a conservative)
These are only a few of my favorites! | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 4:17:03 PM | I'm not mean - you're just a sissy!
You can tie me up but you can't tie me down
I don't suffer from insanity - I enjoy every minute of it!
How fast was I going, Officer? Not fast ENOUGH, I guess! | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 6:49:41 PM | "My Other Car Is A Peice Of Junk Too!"
* You can replace the word junk with whatever comes to your mind
I really do drive a nice car for the record  | |
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Posted: 8/18/2008 11:41:38 PM | If you're so RICH, why aren't you SMART?
Your Hummer kills American soldiers.
War is Nature's way of teaching Geography to Americans.
Your Honor Student is in the trunk.
I KNOW my signal's blinking! I'm going to turn eventually!
Real men can reach the turn signal!
Cheers!
Vulf  | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 9:53:42 PM | | Speed - Follow - or get out of my way!!!! Road rage isn't the problem, it's the people that cause it!!!! | |
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