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Posted: 8/22/2008 10:00:53 PM | | How about my kid can beat the sh@@ out of your honor roll student! | |
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Posted: 8/22/2008 10:01:45 PM | | but my fav was, " Jesus may love you, but I still think that you're an ass****! LOL | |
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Posted: 8/23/2008 8:44:56 AM | Just saw on e the other day- might not be the best ..but kind of cute
"TRY A THREESOME- JOIN A CARPOOL" | |
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Posted: 8/23/2008 11:46:09 AM | I bought one for my jeep the other day. It says: "It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life". I saw it in the store and it had me cracking up, so I had to get it. | |
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Posted: 8/27/2008 9:51:23 PM | | now that you are this close i am required to test my brakes to test your brakes | |
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Posted: 8/29/2008 6:08:27 PM | My mother sent me these to cover the spots of rust on my second-hand winky little Fiat 126.
MAFIA STAFF CAR.KEEPA DA HANDS OFF!
YOU TOUCHA MY CAR I SMASHA YO FACE!
RECYCLED FERRARI
And my favourite:
WHEN I GROW UP I WANT TO BE A ROLLS-ROYCE | |
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Posted: 9/5/2008 2:14:44 AM | | ''This is a Real Bumper Sticker.... **** you Facebook'' | |
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Posted: 9/6/2008 1:40:32 PM | i got this one up at Zion natl park...
HIKE NAKED it adds color to your cheeks
I put one on my truck and another on my hard hat for work . People look at me like I am some kind of nut | |
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Posted: 11/1/2008 11:20:05 AM | Ok...ones on my car...
Such a nice day ,please don't f#ck it up
Come to the dark side, we have cookies
PE.T.A. People eating tasty animals
AND...since my son (who's JUST gotten his learner's permit) freaked about tail gaters:
BACK OFF
BEWARE
STUDENT DRIVER!!!!!!!!
I also replace the "student driver" part when I drive: P.M.S. Potential Murder Suspect
I thought it looked like passive roadrage with only "Back off" and "Beware" kept on. | |
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Posted: 11/1/2008 11:37:32 AM | sorry if these were already said, too many to read through!
i like "my other car is a broom" (hope it doesn't apply to me tho lol)
"i love animals...for dinner"
"my other car is made of meat"
i guess those ppl don't much like vegans lol | |
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Posted: 11/1/2008 11:39:41 AM | Charlela said: but my fav was, " Jesus may love you, but I still think that you're an ass****! LOL
as a BA i really like this one because ALL of us, no matter how "saved" you are feel like that at one time or another!
AMEN! | |
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Posted: 11/2/2008 8:18:04 PM | This one is on my son's bathroom door:
How long a minute is depends on WHICH SIDE OF THE BATHROOM DOOR YOUR ON.
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Posted: 11/2/2008 8:23:46 PM | | A funny one I saw earlier today: "Turn right if you support McCain, left if Obama. Otherwise, follow me...only because I know where I'm going." | |
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Posted: 11/3/2008 12:11:26 PM | | This was on a t-shirt, I just saw "stop picturing me naked" the guy wearing it was a cutie too. | |
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Posted: 11/3/2008 2:41:58 PM |
How about my kid can beat the sh@@ out of your honor roll student!
Better than that, in the same vein, was one I saw in Ohio: My child is in the top 7/8 of the class at Obetz High
If you've never been there, there isn't any "Obetz High" - Obetz is part of a larger school district, and Obetz is the poorest, most-desperate suburb in the Columbus area, a place of junkyards and rendering plants and the residents aspire to a regular job in a rendering plant. | |
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Posted: 11/4/2008 2:23:27 PM | shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
i'm listening to wind whistle through your head.
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come to dark side.............. we have cookies! | |
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Posted: 11/5/2008 12:58:16 PM | I've seen 3 that really made me giggle:
REAL women don't have hot flashes - they have power surges.
The only Bush I trust is my own.
Only the good die young...but the morally ambiguous vary to such degrees that it accounts for the random death patterns throughout the world.  | |
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Posted: 11/5/2008 10:58:42 PM |
The only Bush I trust is my own.
Enjoy this line while it's still relevant, you've only got about two months left. | |
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Posted: 11/6/2008 6:43:03 AM | Well for some humour today I saw this one:
If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around hear him, is he still wrong? | |
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Posted: 11/7/2008 1:25:17 AM | | REAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE HOT FLASHES, THEY HAVE POWER SURGES! | |
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