| Best bumper sticker
Posted: 11/7/2008 1:10:54 PM | seen on a truck driven by a female...
If you're going to ride my @$$ at least have the decency to pull my hair. | |
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Posted: 11/7/2008 2:57:50 PM | | I am from NH and mine said your jmad the voices talk to me | |
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Posted: 11/7/2008 5:57:33 PM | | Ok that is a good one....you should write them for a living! Ha, that one will keep me laughing for days! | |
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Posted: 11/9/2008 12:58:42 PM | REAL WOMEN DON'T HAVE HOT FLASHES, THEY HAVE POWER SURGES!
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love it!! | |
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Posted: 11/11/2008 8:38:43 PM | I had to pull up real close to read this one on a car and then laughed my tush off 
"If you get any closer I'm going to flick a booger on your windshield!" | |
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Posted: 11/13/2008 4:33:56 PM | Honk to see the birdie.
Bad cop. . .no donut!
Driver carries no money. He's married.
My child flunked out of Lakeview High.
Honk if you want to see my tits. (for men use) Can you imagine the amount of disappointment you would see every day. | |
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Posted: 11/14/2008 8:12:26 AM | I have this one on my back wind shield:::
"It aint gonna lick it's self" | |
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Posted: 11/26/2008 3:14:35 PM | I'm easily annoyed, heavily armed and off my medication.
WARNING I brake in front of tailgaters
If you get any closer I'll fart
No I have not found Jesus, if you'd put him away when you were done playing with him, he wouldn't be lost
My cats either think I'm God or the only can opener they know
I give defensive drivers a reason to be defensive
When the Mormons knock on your door offer them a beer or coffee, it confuses them
You should chlorinate your gene pool
Why yes thanks to taxes I DO own part of this road
Your half of the road is not out of the middle
When I want your opinion, I'll read your entrails
My other car is an 8 legged horse
Does your mother know you're an ***hole? | |
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Posted: 11/27/2008 6:01:14 PM | The first is:
I'm not effing Stupid, but I used to.
The second on an Obama Biden car
Sarah Palin President. | |
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Posted: 11/28/2008 12:42:18 AM | | Elect McCain I ususally got a few giggles from that | |
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Posted: 11/28/2008 7:52:40 PM | If you get any closer I'll fart.
My other car is out of gas.
My other car was repoed.
If you can read this, will you kindly give me a reach around? (I should sell that one) | |
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Posted: 11/28/2008 8:37:26 PM | Line Dancing -- See what happens when cousins breed?
Big Butts Drive Me Nuts
HEAD First | |
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Posted: 12/11/2008 12:58:00 PM | | Try not to let your mind wander....its much to small to be out alone.... | |
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Posted: 12/11/2008 5:27:16 PM | I love cats... they taste like chicken...
Some people are alive, just because it's illegal to kill them
I only do what the voices in my head tell my...
bye.. | |
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Posted: 12/11/2008 5:31:58 PM | | Don't mess with Texas....It's not nice to pick on retards | |
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Posted: 12/29/2008 3:59:28 PM | | On an old motorhome the couple were driving 10 miles under the speed limit. It read ( Relax it was only a lane change.) It cracked me up. | |
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Posted: 12/29/2008 4:11:12 PM | Support the troops soldiers Need Hummers.
Body by beer.  | |
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Posted: 2/16/2009 11:49:07 PM | | to the girls that wants a ride somewhere: NO GAS: NO GRASS: NO ASS: NO FU**ING FREE RIDE | |
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Posted: 2/17/2009 8:52:25 AM | | i've got a couple on my car that say: honk if your horn doesn't work, d.a.r.e. donuts are really expensive | |
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Posted: 2/18/2009 6:20:41 AM | | Oh i LOVE it!! I saw one that said if you're going to ride my ass atleast pull my hair. | |
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Posted: 2/23/2009 5:19:42 PM | I've got a Perfect Body!
Its in the trunk
and beginning to smell | |
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