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 u know u wanna

Joined: 3/10/2008
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:39:07 PM
My Ex-wife's car is a broom
 Mozard

Joined: 7/31/2007
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Posted: 6/15/2009 1:45:30 PM
"so many pedestrians ... so little time" .. on a 125cc motorcycle ...
 las_ky4

Joined: 5/8/2009
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Posted: 6/15/2009 6:43:21 PM
For all you Deadheads, my favorite one was "Weir Dead"
 Mozard

Joined: 7/31/2007
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Posted: 6/16/2009 6:41:48 PM
My F250 has this one on the back glass...
"Once upon a time a boy proposed to a girl,
the girl said no, so the boy lived happily ever after"

Found it at Boomland in sikeston missouri if ya want one.
 Mozard

Joined: 7/31/2007
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Posted: 6/16/2009 7:19:33 PM
On the back of a motorcyclist's T-shirt ..
"If you can read this -- the *itch fell off"
 BuckeyeRebel

Joined: 11/7/2008
Msg: 431
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Posted: 6/17/2009 1:41:31 PM
Saw this one a few years back.

Forget World Peace- - - - Visualize using your turn signal !
 Haidees

Joined: 4/9/2009
Msg: 432
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Posted: 6/19/2009 5:30:22 AM
Good Friends wil bail you out of jail. Your best friend will also lean down and whisper "See, told you I could run faster."

Don't go to the Dark Side. Their cookies have raisins.

Of course nice guys finish last. It's only polite
 edenfantasy

Joined: 2/23/2009
Msg: 433
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Posted: 7/2/2009 8:03:51 PM
"I used to f***ing stupid, then we split up"
 reallyready72

Joined: 12/26/2008
Msg: 434
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Posted: 7/3/2009 3:06:16 AM
I love this one
Jesus saves Gretsky steals, he shoots, he scores.
I used to have this on the back bumper of my lifted Blazer.
If you can't stop smile when you drive under.
 onamission001122

Joined: 2/20/2008
Msg: 435
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Posted: 7/3/2009 7:11:44 AM
My favorite.

"Old truckers never die. They just get a new Peterbilt"
 serabella

Joined: 9/16/2008
Msg: 436
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Posted: 7/3/2009 2:04:50 PM
I saw this one and thought I need that on my car: "I use to have a life but my job ate it"
 sherides

Joined: 6/6/2009
Msg: 437
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Posted: 7/3/2009 3:33:22 PM
Does this bike make my A$$ look fast?

Get off the cellphone and drive!!!
 GreyeyedGator

Joined: 4/19/2009
Msg: 438
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Posted: 7/7/2009 5:48:54 PM
Go on keep tailgating me im just reloading or dont steal the government hates competition
 Rasputin13

Joined: 9/14/2006
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Posted: 7/8/2009 4:25:53 AM
Ok, so was on a t-shirt but the same applies.

"Save trees, eat a Beaver"
 treetopdaddy

Joined: 5/5/2008
Msg: 440
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Posted: 7/8/2009 11:43:24 AM
Stop organized crime: Abolish the I.R.S.
 jenjen76

Joined: 3/14/2007
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Posted: 7/9/2009 1:36:05 AM
If your gonna ride my @ss at least pull my hair
 Me Leona

Joined: 7/31/2008
Msg: 442
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Posted: 8/5/2009 7:08:17 AM
This morning on my way to work (and I'm still half asleep) I was stopped at a light thinking negative thoughts, then I looked up and noticed a bumper sticker on the vehicle in front of me (which most vehicles don't have anymore) and it said:

THINK GOOD THOUGHTS

I said thank you God.
 cynful44

Joined: 4/28/2009
Msg: 443
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Posted: 8/8/2009 4:54:51 PM
The only reason some people are ALIVE is because it's ILLEGAL to kill them.

On MY bumper !!!
 cynful44

Joined: 4/28/2009
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Posted: 8/8/2009 4:56:05 PM
Dont get even.....GET ODD
 Me Leona

Joined: 7/31/2008
Msg: 445
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Posted: 8/8/2009 5:45:19 PM
lol cyn - I'm already odd, will somebody please even me out?
 Jake513

Joined: 3/29/2009
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Posted: 8/8/2009 7:53:42 PM
The other day I seen a biker with a BABB sticker on his bumper. I asked him what it stood for and he said "Bikers Against Bi-polar Bitc***"

But my favorite is "If you're going to ride my a** at least pull my hair"
 BarbWire1

Joined: 8/5/2007
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Posted: 8/8/2009 11:50:34 PM
Get a taste of Religion.........Lick a Witch

My other car is a broom

If that phone was stuck up your ass, would you drive better?

So, when's the wizard going to get back to you about that brain?

Your child may be an honor student But you're a moron.

Your proctologist called... He found your head
 jazzy916

Joined: 7/20/2009
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Posted: 8/8/2009 11:53:48 PM
My favorites
Save a horse ride a cowboy
and
If you're going to ride my a** at least pull my hair
 redneckcountrygirl

Joined: 6/15/2006
Msg: 449
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Posted: 9/4/2009 4:07:47 PM
Honk if I'm paying your morgage.
 C2H5OH

Joined: 4/13/2009
Msg: 450
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Posted: 9/4/2009 4:18:09 PM
"MySpace sucks and Tom is your only friend"
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