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Posted: 1/12/2006 10:05:57 PM | Rap is to music as Etch-A-Sketch is to art ...love it..
I saw one on the back of a state troopers car once.. Smile i could be behind you.. | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 12:38:32 AM | I'll never forget one I saw on an 18 wheeler ''Smile if your not wearing any panties'' | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 2:03:17 AM | "Save the whales, collect the whole set!"
"EARTH FIRST!!!! We'll rape the rest of th planets later,,,,"
democrats make better lovers
Surveyors do it by the Rod
Gravity It's not just a good idea, it's the LAW!
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
My karma ran over your dogma.
A fool and his money are a girl's best friend.
I'm not driving fast-just flying low.
Help starve a feeding bureaucrat.
My other vehicle is a Romulan Warbird!
Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
I is a college student.
If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.
Life is too complicated in the morning.
All I want is less to do, more time to do it, and higher pay for not getting it done.
The Schizophrenic: An Unauthorized Autobiography
Nobody's perfect. I'm a Nobody.
My wife said If you go hunting or fishing one more time I'm going to leave you ...I'm sure going to miss her.
Ask me about my vow of silence.
and the very best one,,,,,,
PLAY AN ACCORDIAN - GO TO JAIL,,, its the LAW | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 2:13:25 AM | I'm glad you liked it mykidsdadiam!
Saw another one today it said, "From the looks of things your Mother should have swallowed you or spit you out" | |
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Posted: 1/13/2006 8:13:09 PM | Saw a new one today;
"You're so ugly, when you were born the doctor slapped your mother" | |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 5:33:39 AM | I have two favourites;
* Save a Mouse, Eat a ****
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* Barbie is a slut (Barbie written in mattel style) - I had this one on my old car | |
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Posted: 1/14/2006 10:16:20 PM | 1. Make God laugh...tell Him YOUR plans
2. As long as there are tests....there WILL be prayers in school
3. I owe, I owe... so off to work I go
4. Have you driven over a ford lately (seen on chevy 4X4)
5. I'm the one your parents were too afraid to tell you about
6. My mother-in-laws car is a broom
7. Please be patient, I am pushing an RV here (seen on car being towed by RV)
8. I'm driving this way because I'm hauling your child (never seen on school bus..but should be on all of them...lol) | |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 12:54:47 AM | Best Bumper Sticker...
If you are gonna ride my ass...pull my hair | |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 5:15:05 AM | | "Our children are our future.... unless we stop them now!!!" | |
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Posted: 1/15/2006 10:07:32 AM | | "Honk if you are against the slaughter of gay unborn baby whales" | |
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Joined: 6/19/2005
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Posted: 1/16/2006 1:37:51 AM | My child beatup your honor role student.
and
I have PMS and ESP, that makes me a b*tch that knows all. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 2:38:36 AM | | I saw this one on the back of a truck today..."Let go of my ears, I know what I'm doing." | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:52:16 AM | Get in, sit down, shut up and hold on!
Hehe, that's what I tell my kids anyway.... | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 11:55:16 AM | 1 of the funnier bumper stickers I saw was last week...."Keep honking, I'm reloading." | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 1:02:35 PM | | UNLESS YOUR A F***ING HEMORRHIOD GET OFF MY A**................ | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 2:31:16 PM | I used have one on my old car that read
"Sorry for driving so close in front of you."
Can't tell you how many times people rolled down their windows to ask where they could buy it. | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 4:52:14 PM | | I'm seriosly thinking about getting one to put on the back of my school bus that says "Now I know why some species eat their young!" LOL | |
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Posted: 1/19/2006 6:27:56 PM | hardy har har.
The bumper sticker i have right now, sorry if this offends (wait..isn't that the intention anyway?) says 'fat people are harder to kidnap' it's funny, because I'm not fat;)
and i think my two favourites that aren't on any my car, say 'i may be fat but you're ugly and i can diet'
and 'i majored in liberal arts: would you like fries with that?'
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Posted: 1/20/2006 10:34:49 AM | Hi,
My all time favorite is "Warning I drive the same way you do". Saw it on a car in Ok. a few years back. Never did find it in a store. A rather common one in Ok. was "Please don't tell my folks that I work in an oil patch, they still think I am a piano player in a whorehouse".
Peace,
Mack | |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 7:38:02 AM | | "I have the body of a god... it just happens to be budha" | |
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