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Posted: 1/22/2006 5:37:46 PM | you're like my ass, always holding sh*t up!
A boss is like a diaper: Always on your as$, and full of $hit.
If you don't like the way I'm driving, help me get these hand cuffs off! | |
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B-Boop
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Joined: 10/8/2005
Msg: 52 | |
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Posted: 1/22/2006 6:28:58 PM | | screw the six pack....I;m going for the whole keg | |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 12:34:28 PM | Dyslexic Devil Worshippers sell their souls to Santa!
Aunt Em, hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog! | |
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Posted: 1/24/2006 8:40:48 PM | on a womans car
well this was a complete waste of makeup
my favorite
theres a village in Texas missing there idiot
some others ....
redefeat bush
my other car is a peice of crap too
if your against abortions dont get one
(upside down on a beetles bumper)
if you can read this flip me over | |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 10:57:28 AM | | I actually bought one today that says, "Life's short play naked" | |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:13:46 PM | Seen 2 of them
On a bike- if you can read this.. your speeding.
and In London-- my other rides your mom | |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 12:42:16 PM | Im not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.
Im not deaf im just ignoring you!
Car will explode upon impact.
My wifes other car is a broom!
If you dont like the way I drive get off the sidewalk.
Honk if you hate noise pollution.
Lord, help me be the person my dog thinks i am.
Cover me im changing lanes. | |
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Posted: 1/25/2006 2:59:24 PM | I do take candy from strangers, how do think I got this Beemer
Never argue with your wife...****r instead | |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 1:32:26 PM | this one is for nascar fans
I'm not tailgating I'm drafting.
Others i have seen
I may be slow but i'm ahead of you
Don't laugh its paid for
Stop honking at me i'm reloading | |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 2:23:39 PM | I seen some that say:
1. WAS HIS
2. WORK HARDER. PEOPLE ON WELFARE DEPEND ON YOU
3. SUNDAY DRIVER
4. IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOUR TOO CLOSE | |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 8:12:57 PM | I put his on my work truck.Havent gotten one since.
"Only Spineless Cowards Give You The Finger" | |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 11:21:30 PM | DAM: mothers against dyslexia
The gods are not smiling upon you, they are trying not to laugh out loud! | |
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Posted: 1/28/2006 11:26:09 PM | | on dashboard, "Buckle up, I want to try something" | |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 2:11:09 AM | Jesus loves you! But I think your a fu cking tool!
Im a virgin and this is an old bumper sticker | |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 2:35:12 AM | saw one yesterday that said"ted kennedy's car has killed more people than my guns have"
also had one that said"do you really think its smart to tailgate a life time member of the nra" | |
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Posted: 1/29/2006 11:10:09 PM | There's some great ones here!  But I don't see my personal all time favorite:
Jesus loves you... Everybody else thinks you're an a$$hole! | |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 1:57:07 AM | | I'd like to have one made for the front of my truck specifically for Pedestrians who obviously don't give a damn. It would say...GO AHEAD STEP OUT, MEET GOD AND TELL HIM I SAID HI | |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 6:30:16 AM | I have some favorites:
If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space!
Visualize Whirrled Peas (my sister's)
and my all-time favorite:
My Karma ran over my Dogma!  | |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 8:19:57 AM | ...I had one on the back of my truck "leg inspection station 60 feet ahead" and "be a flirt lift your skirt" and "will work for food" | |
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Posted: 1/30/2006 5:21:06 PM | "Mean People Suck!"
"If You Don't Like The Way I'm Driving, Then Stay Off the Sidewalk!"
"See Something You Like? Dial 1-800-YOU-WISH!" | |
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Rake
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Joined: 3/12/2005
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Posted: 1/30/2006 8:42:50 PM | | Saw it on the back of a van "Don't you wish your girlfriend was this dirty" | |
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